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-- If (Man(Vagina(Day)) == true) {

If (Man(Vagina(Day)) == true) {

System.out.println("TOP 10 THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AND HAD A VAGINA FOR A DAY:");
System.out.println("10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.");
System.out.println("9. Squat over a hand mirror for an hour and a half.");
System.out.println("8. See if they could finally do a split.");
System.out.println("7. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.");
System.out.println("6. Get picked up in a bar in less that 10 minutes");
System.out.println("5. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.");
System.out.println("4. Go to the gyno and ask to have the examination recorded on video.");
System.out.println("3. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts, too.");
System.out.println("2. Actually catch a buzz off 1 wine cooler.");
System.out.println("And the # 1 thing a man would do is:");
System.out.println("1. Finally find that damn G-spot.");
}

you forgot the close the loop,

and...

};
//end main

shit my c++ is so rusty

the joke itself is mildly hilarious but was ruined by nerdy rambling

quote:

Originally posted by SgtFoo you forgot the close the loop, and... }; //end main shit my c++ is so rusty

indeed...it's java, not c++! lol..

can't be c++..
comparison of equality in c++ is ==, not =

quote:

Originally posted by echosystm the joke itself is mildly hilarious but was ruined by nerdy rambling

+1

oh well, guess it's just someone who learned how to write a few lines of java and wanted to show off

that will never compile ..

Aye, 'tis Java as it uses the Java terminology as well. And the loop is closed.

When I read Man(Vagina(Day)) I thought "find the manual for having a vagina with the day property?"

Yes you were right it wouldnt have compiled. I had an = and not an == thnx for the error.

while ((you==java) && (I == C++)) {
cout <<"Compile this, BITCH!!..... lol\n">>;
};


bah..

i wish i was that cool

quote:

Originally posted by Tranc3 Aye, 'tis Java as it uses the Java terminology as well. And the loop is closed. When I read Man(Vagina(Day)) I thought "find the manual for having a vagina with the day property?"

haha yea search the API


and it's not a loop, it's an if statement

quote:

Originally posted by La5eR Yes you were right it wouldnt have compiled. I had an = and not an == thnx for the error.

& the fact that you are missing other elements to the program...

int i = 0;

while (i == 0)
{
System.out.println("STOP USING JAVA CODE IN POSTS!")
}

quote:

Originally posted by b.cl4y int i = 0; while (i == 0) { System.out.println("STOP USING JAVA CODE IN POSTS!") }

while (0 == 0)
{
System.out.println("STOP USING JAVA CODE IN POSTS!");
}

would be FAR more efficient

dissapointing

keep beleiving that code will one day unlock the matrix allowing you to master the universe... YES THERES HOPE

geeks pfft

quote:

Originally posted by OrZonE while (0 == 0) { System.out.println("STOP USING JAVA CODE IN POSTS!"); } would be FAR more efficient

actually the following would be even better:

while (true) {

//rest same as yours

}

OK NOW EVERYBODY STOP thx bye

quote:

Originally posted by AnotherWay83 actually the following would be even better: while (true) { //rest same as yours }

well...I haven't coded for a while...so there!

program doesnt work it suppose to be

public class vagina
{
public static void main (String[] args)
{
System.out.println("TOP 10 THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AND HAD A VAGINA FOR A DAY:");
System.out.println("10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.");
System.out.println("9. Squat over a hand mirror for an hour and a half.");
System.out.println("8. See if they could finally do a split.");
System.out.println("7. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.");
System.out.println("6. Get picked up in a bar in less that 10 minutes");
System.out.println("5. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.");
System.out.println("4. Go to the gyno and ask to have the examination recorded on video.");
System.out.println("3. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts, too.");
System.out.println("2. Actually catch a buzz off 1 wine cooler.");
System.out.println("And the # 1 thing a man would do is:");
System.out.println("1. Finally find that damn G-spot.");
}
}

quote:

Originally posted by echosystm the joke itself is mildly hilarious but was ruined by nerdy rambling

test
test
test
test

TOP 10 THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AND HAD A VAGINA FOR A DAY:
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do a split.

quote:

Originally posted by Rob TOP 10 THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AND HAD A VAGINA FOR A DAY: 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do a split.

import java.io.*;
import java.lang.*;

public class textColors{
public static void main(String[] args)throws IOException{
BufferedReader stdin = new BufferedReader(
new InputStreamReader(System.in));

System.out.println("Enter a string: ");
String in = stdin.readLine();

String red = "[COLOR=red*]";
String redC = "[/COLOR*]";

String blue = "[COLOR=green*]";
String blueC = "[/COLOR*]";

String green = "[COLOR=YELLOW*]";
String greenC= "[/COLOR*]";

String orange ="[COLOR=BLUE]";
String orangeC= "[/COLOR*]";


int i = 0;
while(i < in.length()){
System.out.print(red);
System.out.print(in.charAt(i));
System.out.print(redC);
i++;
System.out.print(blue);
System.out.print(in.charAt(i));
System.out.print(blueC);
i++;
System.out.print(orange);
System.out.print(in.charAt(i));
System.out.print(orangeC);
i++;
System.out.print(green);
System.out.print(in.charAt(i));
System.out.print(greenC);
i++;
}

}

}

test

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