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Posted by dallastar on Nov-16-2004 00:39:

Worm Popper break in at phizer medical supply company!

some theives broke into the phizer plant and stole $100,000 of viagra!!!!!!!





now they are lookin' for four hardened criminals....



ahhahahahahah





they are now also thinking of putting viagra into lipstick! this will make many men HARDly happy


haha ha


Posted by Kaz on Nov-16-2004 03:13:

The boss of Stone Company Marketing called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the employer, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt-out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest.

The theme was Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was that they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured
the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable.

About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top Ten List. After all the laughter and camaraderie was enjoyed by all, the rest of the week went very well for everyone.

The top ten:

10. Viagra, Whaazzzzz Up!

9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.

8. Viagra, Like a rock!

7. Viagra, When it absolutely, p ositively has to be there overnight.

6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.

5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.

4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

3. Viagra, Tastes great! More filling!

2. Viagra, We bring good things to life!

And the unanimous number one slogan:

1. This is your penis.... This is your penis on drugs.

Uber old, but great.


Posted by Dmatrox on Nov-16-2004 04:05:

Re: break in at phizer medical supply company!

quote:
Originally posted by dallastar
some theives broke into the phizer plant and stole 1000,000$ of viagra!!!!!!!1




pfizer.

source? i dont see it around.



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