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Posted by Magnetonium on Nov-17-2004 17:51:

Maybe this will be funny

EEEK! I HAD A HORRIBLE start in this forum ... but maybe its because it was mostly my friend's jokes, and I dont like getting myself embarrassed, so I picked some of my selections. Here's a REAL one:

--- FUNNY ENGLISH NOTICES AROUND THE WORLD ---

In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox
monastery:
You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and
Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except
Thursday.

Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop:
Ladies may have a fit upstairs.

In a Bangkok dry cleaner's:
Drop your trousers here for best results.

In a Rhodes tailor shop:
Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute
customers in strict rotation.

In a Rome laundry:
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon
having a good time.

In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency:
Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no
miscarriages.

Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand:
Would you like to ride on your own ass?

In a Swiss mountain inn:
Special today -- no ice cream.

In a Tokyo bar:
Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.

In a Copenhagen airline ticket office:
We take your bags and send them in all directions.

In a Norwegian cocktail lounge:
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

In a Budapest zoo:
Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable
food, give it to the guard on duty.

In the office of a Roman doctor:
Specialist in women and other diseases.

From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air
conditioner:
Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your
room, please control yourself.

From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo:
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn.
Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles
your passage then tootle him with vigor.

Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance:
- English well talking.
- Here speeching American.

Posted by Yan on Nov-17-2004 18:00:

Gotta love Engrish.

www.engrish.com

Posted by Magnetonium on Nov-17-2004 18:11:

quote:
Originally posted by Yan
Gotta love Engrish.

www.engrish.com

Does that mean that MY jokes are funny? I mean, this is the first time in a week on this forum I posted something from MY collection . Apparently my friends' jokes are horrible

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Nov-17-2004 18:50:

quote:

In a Budapest zoo:
Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable
food, give it to the guard on duty.

Funny stuff!

Posted by Magnetonium on Nov-17-2004 19:45:

Thanks!