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Posted by Zenchowdah on Nov-18-2004 02:08:

Ever step on a bat before?

Holy shit does that ever piss them off.

Posted by sensorium on Nov-18-2004 02:12:

Can the guy in the avatar fly with those sideburns?

Posted by Zenchowdah on Nov-18-2004 02:13:

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Originally posted by ierxium
Can the guy in the avatar fly with those sideburns?

hehe, i could before the USN made me shave em

Posted by TrAnCeAkI on Nov-18-2004 02:18:

we kinda killed one by smashing it between 2 doors :/ ouch!

Posted by Boomer187 on Nov-18-2004 02:22:

there was a retarded one on my lady friends back porch a few years back...I was scared shitless of it....those thigns are teh scar-wee

Posted by Clovis on Nov-18-2004 02:33:

quote:
Originally posted by Boomer187
there was a retarded one on my lady friends back porch a few years back...I was scared shitless of it....those thigns are teh scar-wee

She's not your fucken lady friend, you're just tryin to help her conceive right??

Posted by Boomer187 on Nov-18-2004 03:06:

quote:
Originally posted by Clovis86
She's not your fucken lady friend, you're just tryin to help her conceive right??

STAY AWAY FORM MY LADY FRIEND.

Posted by TwoPlow on Nov-18-2004 03:34:

A bat got stuck between 2x4s in my Dad's garage and was mummified. That was pretty cool at the time.

I dunno, but some people said her art was deeply vaginal.

Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Nov-18-2004 03:46:

I stepped on alot of things. A hose, a pavement, a bit of cheese, a ant, a spice girl, an astronaut on the moon, a carcuss of a dinosaur, a mountain goat that caught aids from the local slut duck, a wet willy, a penis enlargement devise, a stoner that ended crashing on my couch & woke up 13 hours later, the list goes on. The storey of stepping on things is so much fun. Fun for the whole family. fun fun fun.

Posted by e*motion on Nov-18-2004 04:42:

I got a niceeee cut across my face 2 summers ago.. riding a dirtbike at night without a helmet.. gave the bat a headbutt.

Posted by t�bias on Nov-18-2004 05:11:

I hit one in a car once doing 195km/h.

Fucked that little bugger's radar right up.

Posted by smokeape on Nov-18-2004 05:17:

Best way to get bats is to throw a handful of dirt up in the air, then hit them with birdshot from a shotgun. Little f*ckers are real hard to hit. Easier way to get them is on roost with a shotgun point blank. Anyhow, if in close quarters, a badminton or tennis racket works good to swat them down. Sealing an entrance and throwing in a few bug bombs works good as well, but you know those environmentalists will commence squawking right away.

Lol!!!
[[[smoke]]]

Posted by Spacey Orange on Nov-18-2004 07:54:

They pop like bubble wrap.

Posted by t�bias on Nov-18-2004 07:58:

God they are ugly animals, its like a mouse with wings.

And in Australia, although they are all vegetarian ones (and I'm not talking about ugly hippy girls), they carry crazy bad diseases and are not safe to touch.

And in Melbourne the botanical gardens are overrun by the damn things.