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The metrosexual alliance.
Where do I sign up?

w3rd
You must pass the buttsecks test.
you gotta prove your style with a pixor damn it hehehe
lol, u first...
Kamil = Metrosexual Man of the Millennium

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| Originally posted by beats and beeps You must pass the buttsecks test. |
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| Originally posted by kamil obviously not a metro |

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Originally posted by twisted |
im going to put slap you after i put in my loreal nightly moisturizer... oh fuck it then i have the hair to straighten... then i have to iron out my new versace underwea..

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| Originally posted by Floorfiller you gotta prove your style with a pixor damn it hehehe |
wtf is a metrosexual?
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| Originally posted by TigerClaw wtf is a metrosexual? |
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| Originally posted by idoru From UrbanDictionary... A straight man who embraces the homosexual lifestyle, i.e. refined tastes in clothing, excessive use of designer hygiene products, etc. Usually is on the brink of homosexuality. |
# is a modern, usually single man in touch with himself and his feminine side; Check.
# drapes in fashionable clothing both at work or before hitting an evening hotspot; Check.
# has discretionary income to stay up to date with the latest hairstyles, the newest threads, and the right shaped shoes; Not.
# confuses some guys when it comes to his sexuality; Not.
# makes these same guys jealous of his success with the ladies -- for many metros, to interact with women is to flirt; Not.
# impresses the women who enjoy his company with the details that make the man; Not.
* his appreciation for literature, cinema, or other arts Not.
* his flair for cooking Check.
* his savoir faire in choosing the perfect music Check.
* his eye for interior design Check.
# is a city boy or, if living a commute away from downtown, is still urbane, if not rightly urban; Check.
# enjoys reading men's magazines. Check.
# excessive use of designer hygiene products Not.
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| Originally posted by kamil er, sorry, just a follow up: The newly popular media and marketing buzzword seems to mean different things to different people, but in general, a metrosexual: # is a modern, usually single man in touch with himself and his feminine side; # grooms and buffs his head and body, which he drapes in fashionable clothing both at work or before hitting an evening hotspot; # has discretionary income to stay up to date with the latest hairstyles, the newest threads, and the right shaped shoes; # confuses some guys when it comes to his sexuality; # makes these same guys jealous of his success with the ladies -- for many metros, to interact with women is to flirt; # impresses the women who enjoy his company with the details that make the man; Among them: * his appreciation for literature, cinema, or other arts * his flair for cooking * his savoir faire in choosing the perfect wine and music * his eye for interior design # is a city boy or, if living a commute away from downtown, is still urbane, if not rightly urban; # enjoys reading men's magazines... YOU DONT HAVE TO BE ON THE BRINK OF GAYNESS TO BE METRO. |
WTF is this? i was about to post a thread entitled:
" Metrosexual alliance = Gay Guy alliance ??? "
there was a "metrosexual alliance" sig with those nice 'rainbow' colors in it...
yeah, i file my nails, soak my feet, wear trendy clothes, am in touch with my feminine side, but you'll NEVER see anything rainbowy next to me... unless its my friend Michael
but that's a different story.
>JM<
edit** after reading Metrosexual qualifications, i am suprised i fit into every one of those categories...
eh oh well... i still dont think of myself as a metrosexual - just me. and i'm doing good.
^PICS OR STFU!!!
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| Originally posted by Vlad * his appreciation for literature, cinema, or other arts Not. |
Its like saying, People who love trance music are, Trancesexual. 
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| Originally posted by kamil ^PICS OR STFU!!! |
If i was straight i'd be like the best metro ever!! turns out i'm just a big gay bummer instead 
sign me up
pics later 
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| Originally posted by JMF [TrAcId] If i was straight i'd be like the best metro ever!! turns out i'm just a big gay bummer instead |
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