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Funny,Weird or Stupid away messages people leave

I just thought it be interesting to see what are some of "the away messages" people leave.


take from my buddie list:

"cant talk to you at the moment because im giving my pillow head"
"halo 2 at my hosue come iof you wanna"
"Away cause im ghey"
"Never means Maybe."
"Fuck that, Im not that kinky"

Copy paste some of the away messages that you see.

sleeping

none of the 3 people i know are online

Peter: Have they ever shown him doing somebody in and then feeding on him?
Brian: You're asking if they've ever done a Sesame Street in which the Count kills somebody and then sucks their blood for sustenance.
Peter: Yeah.
Brian: No, they've never done that.

all my friends are sleeping ('cept mezzir)...goddam time difference.

here's the only good one i found:

imtheskier: <3
imtheskier: hahshashfhshaha

and then there's emo andy:

I will go down with this ship, and I won't put my hands up in surrender. There will be no white flag above my door.

hahhhhhh.

i use this one:

Yeah, I get a kick out of reading away messages too.

"A doodle. I do doodle. You, too. You do doodle too."

tophallus... the vegetarian alternative.

i'm asleep and you're not, ha-ha ha'ha-ha

"i know it is hard, i know you miss me, but try to be patient" it is mine

appropriate:

Away Message:
Today I salute you, Mr. Compulsive Away Message Checker. While most people are out actually having a normal life, you are at home reading about it on your computer screen.. Right mouse click, Get Buddy Info, or the little Info box at the bottom of the Buddy List. You have people on that list you haven't talked to in years, but you still loyally read their away messages everyday to see what they are up to. So, crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Marauder of the Mousepad, and don't wander too far from your computer because you never know when someone's away message may change.

Away Message:
Hacking Yahoo is like breaking into the abandoned warehouse to throw rocks at the windows and have wild teen orgies that I never got to have when I was a teenager.

(mine)

Away Message:
whats going on here?

Profile:
In Germany, finally got internet in my room. Town's called Ilmenau, rhymes with Kill Me Now but it's still pretty fun. In the former DDR, which was Socialist, not Communist, the difference being that Socialists can wear cool hats. Whatever they were, they really seem to like their leather pants.

those are alright|

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Originally posted by biznology Profile: In Germany, finally got internet in my room. Town's called Ilmenau, rhymes with Kill Me Now but it's still pretty fun. In the former DDR, which was Socialist, not Communist, the difference being that Socialists can wear cool hats. Whatever they were, they really seem to like their leather pants.

ROFL,

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Originally posted by biznology appropriate: Away Message: Today I salute you, Mr. Compulsive Away Message Checker. While most people are out actually having a normal life, you are at home reading about it on your computer screen.. Right mouse click, Get Buddy Info, or the little Info box at the bottom of the Buddy List. You have people on that list you haven't talked to in years, but you still loyally read their away messages everyday to see what they are up to. So, crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Marauder of the Mousepad, and don't wander too far from your computer because you never know when someone's away message may change.

LMFAO

good one

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Originally posted by teegee all my friends are sleeping ('cept mezzir)...goddam time difference. here's the only good one i found: imtheskier: <3 imtheskier: hahshashfhshaha and then there's emo andy: I will go down with this ship, and I won't put my hands up in surrender. There will be no white flag above my door. hahhhhhh.

dude, that's Dido

away studying the back of my eye lids

Most people on my list turn off their computers when they're away.

i like to leave stuff about masturbation and see who is the first to respond to it hehehe....

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Originally posted by Floorfiller i like to leave stuff about masturbation and see who is the first to respond to it hehehe....

aaaaah man one of my best friends would let us leave away messages when we left his house
so for a while, we'd always put 'masturbating...A LOT' cause he had it up as a joke once
and we did it often enough we hoped that people would start taking it seriously
and then for a while
and one of his saved ones, for w/e reason, was 'its christmas, what else would i be doing?'

and lately its been 'its christmas, why wouldn't i be masturbating...A LOT'
aaaah the joys of high school

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Originally posted by fitom tiel dude, that's Dido

So is this one:

When your stoned baby, and I am drunk, and we make love, it feels, a little desolate.


EDIT: I used to have an awesome beatboxing I had typed of Wizzy Noise - Radical Payne, but I lost it. Im off to try and find it.

EDITEDIT: Ok, it seems to be gone forever, but it was awesome, and totally senseless.

You must trsut me.

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Originally posted by fitom tiel dude, that's Dido

nah he's a good friend of mine too, and he's completely emo
then one day i showed him dido (back before her newer album came out) and i was like hey man, her stuff's depressing, and its a chick singing, and she's hot
and now he listens to dido
now where the hell's TTA?
i swear he's got an alarm for anytime anyone mentions dido

"Getr�nke holen und dann zur Lena poppen"

i thinks, i means something like:
"Get some Beverages and after that go to have sex with Lena"

my personal fav is ..

"hello. i am sorry i am not online right now. please leave your name and ip address, and i will get back to you when i have all your information inside your hard drive."

or

"hello. i am sorry i am not online right now. i am currently trying to stalk another online member right now. leave your name and address, and i will get back with you."

meh none of my buddies have cool away messages up right now.

i have a bunch of good ones on my home computer, maybe i'll post them later.

all my friends put up lyrics from songs. im not really sure why, but heres one that i use sometimes.

Detective Loya: Did you ever ask her if you wanted, if you could cum in her face?
Kobe Bryant: Yes. That's when she said no.
Loya: So what did, what did you say?
Kobe: Um, you know, that's when I asked if I could cum in her face, she said no.
Loya: So you like to cum in your partner's face?
Kobe: That's my thing.

exerpt from the Kobe Bryant police interview

quote:

Originally posted by jonze234 Detective Loya: Did you ever ask her if you wanted, if you could cum in her face? Kobe Bryant: Yes. That's when she said no. Loya: So what did, what did you say? Kobe: Um, you know, that's when I asked if I could cum in her face, she said no. Loya: So you like to cum in your partner's face? Kobe: That's my thing. exerpt from the Kobe Bryant police interview

LOL!!!

Link plz if possible?

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Originally posted by TweeK LOL!!! Link plz if possible?

kobe bryant

it starts on the bottom of the page and goes onto page 19

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Originally posted by jonze234 kobe bryant it starts on the bottom of the page and goes onto page 19

this should be a good read,thanks

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