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Posted by Henkie_henk on Oct-18-2001 17:47:

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1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DON'T WOMEN HAVE MEN'S BRAINS?
(because they don't have penises to put them in)

6. WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND BREASTS HAVE IN COMMON?
(they're intended for children, but men usually play with them)

7. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt holes and they vapor lock)

8. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties)

10. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

11. WHY IS A MAN'S PEE YELLOW AND HIS SPERM WHITE?
(so he can tell if he's coming or going)

12. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(???, it's never happened)

Posted by rayDreamer on Oct-18-2001 17:49:

ahha I laughed my ass off
so funny haha

Posted by Ur Dream Grl on Oct-18-2001 21:18:

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quote:
Originally posted by Henkie_henk

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

12. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(???, it's never happened)

so trueeeee.. hehehhehehe
i love these two.

xoxo Ur Dream Grl

Posted by torontotrance on Oct-20-2001 01:58:

ROFLMAO

Posted by Uisgdlyast on Oct-20-2001 23:57:

lol, funny.. kind of against men though arent they?

Posted by kluba_702 on Oct-21-2001 19:48:

hears some of those b4, but funny nonetheless

Posted by Fraggle on Oct-22-2001 15:03:

hehehhehhehhe!!!

Posted by Havesomefun on Oct-25-2001 08:31:

Henkie.... it hurts! heh
o well, theyre jokes :P ...
One day, Craig is driving his car and gets broadsided off a cliff and into a ravine, dying instantly. He is taken up to God and God tells Craig that he will be given a new life because his was unfairly taken from him. He gets to choose from personal attributes in his next life, which includes what brain he wants. "The men's brains will require low to mediocre faith but the women's brains cost require medium to high faith".
"Why's that?," asks Craig.
And God replies, "because the men's brains are used."

Posted by TranceFusion on Nov-10-2001 05:08:

I couldn't stop laughing and thinking at the same time how much these suck towards guys....women have to much time on their hands, because you know a chick made that up......lol j.k first off to Ur Dream Grl just in case heh

Posted by Flippe on Nov-10-2001 13:57:

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quote:
Originally posted by Henkie_henk

7. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt holes and they vapor lock)

ROFLMAO!!!!

This one is really good!

Posted by JM on Nov-12-2001 06:47:

funny stuff Henk...those are all true!!!

>JM<