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Posted by placebo on Nov-29-2004 18:44:

Fortune Cookies

Post your fortunes.

I got this one today (quoting the cookie directly, including grammar.)

quote:

How can you have a beautiful ending without making beautiful mistakes.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Nov-29-2004 19:13:

I once had a fortune that said:

"Let hatred turn into friendship because of your existence"

That was a really great one.

Posted by Boomer187 on Nov-29-2004 19:24:

aren't you suppose to add, "in bed" to the end of all of them?

Posted by NiteMer on Nov-29-2004 19:31:

I got one that said something like this:

You will get everything you want using your charm and personality.

I thought it would be funny to use as a pick up line. Cheddar to the max.

Posted by jp on Nov-29-2004 19:45:

"Anything worth doing can be done"

Posted by Emil on Nov-29-2004 19:49:

My last 3, which I have kept:
1) The world will soon be ready for your talents.
2) All the effort you are making will ultimately pay off.
3) You will come to realizations in your life that will change you forever.

Posted by placebo on Nov-29-2004 19:50:

quote:
Originally posted by jp
"Anything worth doing can be done"

in bed

Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Nov-29-2004 19:52:

"C is for Cookie, that's good enough for me"

Posted by Laughingfennec on Nov-29-2004 20:01:

"If God does not exist, anything is allowed" [Fedor M. Dostoievski]

Posted by Dj Dissent on Nov-29-2004 20:04:

Got this bad boy 2 years ago:

"You will inherit millions of dollars"

it never leaves my wallet

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Nov-29-2004 20:06:

quote:
Originally posted by Laughingfennec
"If God does not exist, anything is allowed" [Fedor M. Dostoievski]

Holy shit, a cookie told you that?!

Posted by placebo on Nov-29-2004 20:56:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Holy shit, a cookie told you that?!

+1

Posted by AndskiSpeed on Nov-29-2004 21:11:

I've never had one, maybe why I havent had much luck

Posted by PhloTron on Nov-29-2004 21:14:

I've got 4 in my wallet...

"A good position and a comforatable salary will be yours."

"You should do well at making money and holding on to it."

"Your charm is quite irresistable."

"A thrilling time is in your immediate future"

And the one that sits in my desk drawer:

"You have at your command the wisdom of the ages"

I think I've done pretty well with most of those

Posted by DemonicAardvark on Nov-29-2004 21:26:

i got this one last night
"It is sometimes better to travel hopefully than to arrive."

Posted by teegee on Nov-29-2004 21:36:

"pass the pineapple, please"

seriously. lamest fortune evar.

Posted by igottaknow on Nov-29-2004 22:00:

"two for pink, one for stink"

Posted by insecurity on Nov-30-2004 00:26:

Posted by getfoul on Nov-30-2004 02:25:

[eminem moment]
The fortune cookie said... nothing you idiots, the fortune cookie's dead and locked in my basement.
[/eminem moment]

Posted by igottaknow on Nov-30-2004 02:32:

Posted by Geoff on Nov-30-2004 03:38:

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Posted by Kitikat on Nov-30-2004 05:38:

"You love Chinese Food."

and

"You will receive new clothes" .... in bed?

Posted by Boomer187 on Nov-30-2004 06:52:

quote:
Originally posted by josh4
so i take it none of you are of the supersitsion that they wont come true if you tell them to people?

p.s. awesome username to the thread starter

by terming it a superstition you are implying that it is false. SO why would be believe something that is false?

Posted by Laughingfennec on Nov-30-2004 06:58:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Holy shit, a cookie told you that?!

lol what is a cookie? i might misunderstood the thread the sentence i posted is taken from a novel, nothin more, and i like it, it is so true...

Posted by DJ FC on Nov-30-2004 13:10:

"You are a limp dick pansy"

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