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Posted by Boomer187 on Dec-02-2004 02:56:

The hottest thing a girl has evar told you

I was just on messenger and was chatting with this gal from here*, and she said this..

**edit, and by here I mean from my town, shes not a TA**

her: k, I'm going to go change for church, you wanna have some beers and watch fight club later?

my jaw dropped and I think I started drooling. Of course I skipped the first part, but fo real...beer and fight club....

i wanna see some others.

Posted by beats and beeps on Dec-02-2004 02:57:

Was she serious when she said church?

Does that mean shes a virgin?

OMG DONT BELEIVE HER! virgins dont drink beer and watch fight club!

Posted by Zewad on Dec-02-2004 02:57:

bible word find

Posted by Boomer187 on Dec-02-2004 02:58:

quote:
Originally posted by beats and beeps
Was she serious when she said church?

yes. she goes to church like twice a week.

Posted by Boomer187 on Dec-02-2004 02:58:

quote:
Originally posted by Zewad
bible word find

I hope G. is enjoying her new bible word find book.

thats hilarious.

Posted by beats and beeps on Dec-02-2004 02:59:

quote:
Originally posted by Boomer187
yes. she goes to church like twice a week.

see my edit

Posted by dieselbambino69 on Dec-02-2004 02:59:

i love it when girls are like

"your ba-ad."

i dounno why. but i feel like rapin em

Posted by Boomer187 on Dec-02-2004 03:00:

quote:
Originally posted by beats and beeps
see my edit

yes she is. she is waiting til marriage.

and she talks about boobs too.

Posted by Perfect_Cheezit on Dec-02-2004 03:01:

'i rub it right here'

Posted by beats and beeps on Dec-02-2004 03:04:

quote:
Originally posted by Boomer187
yes she is. she is waiting til marriage.

and she talks about boobs too.

Would she marry a non virgin?

I tell you its a trap.

Especially if she answers yes to the above.

Posted by ShadoWolf on Dec-02-2004 03:07:

quote:
Originally posted by Boomer187
yes. she goes to church like twice a week.

and now you go to church twice a week

I hope she's not a Jehovah's Witness

Posted by t�bias on Dec-02-2004 03:07:

I've got some cool sms's over the years.

"Hows your evening i would really like your cock right about now".

Hehe.

Can't compete with the Church one though.

Posted by ShadoWolf on Dec-02-2004 03:17:

quote:
Originally posted by Boomer187
yes she is. she is waiting til marriage.

including oral?

Posted by Boomer187 on Dec-02-2004 03:18:

quote:
Originally posted by ShadoWolf
and now you go to church twice a week

I hope she's not a Jehovah's Witness

luckily not a jehovah......and im only going once a week so far, starting sunday.

and she better be willing to marry a non-virgin, cause there are only like 4 out there....and 3 are on TA.

Posted by bobba lou on Dec-02-2004 03:21:

"why did u pull my head away, I wanted to swallow it"

Posted by Boomer187 on Dec-02-2004 03:21:

quote:
Originally posted by ShadoWolf
including oral?

hhmm, she isn't a democrat so I doubt she would go for Clintons definition of sex unfortunately.....

but I think I need to ask.

Posted by beats and beeps on Dec-02-2004 03:30:

Man, marrying someone who waited, if you didnt would be scary.

You know damn well if they ever get angry at you they are going to hold that against you sooo much.

"OMG you burnt the christmas turkey"
"What does it matter? You had sex before marriage"

Yep...I think thats how it would sound.

Posted by bassaholix on Dec-02-2004 03:37:

quote:
Originally posted by beats and beeps
Man, marrying someone who waited, if you didnt would be scary.

You know damn well if they ever get angry at you they are going to hold that against you sooo much.

"OMG you burnt the christmas turkey"
"What does it matter? You had sex before marriage"

Yep...I think thats how it would sound.

Hahahah that turkey thing is

best line ive gotten...

"BUT I WANT TO KISS IT!!!"

Posted by Boomer187 on Dec-02-2004 03:53:

quote:
Originally posted by bobba lou
"why did u pull my head away, I wanted to swallow it"

why did you pull her head away.....wtf..

Posted by PhloTron on Dec-02-2004 04:02:

gonna have to go with:

"Do pretend porn...you know...porn without a camera."

/
/passout
/ROF

Posted by TweeK on Dec-02-2004 04:18:

I been told:

"Frank I WANT your WANKER"

Posted by smokeape on Dec-02-2004 04:19:

OMFG! Not the Church Lady again!

Better you than me, have at it.

[[[smoke]]]

Dreamscape - We'll See

Posted by torontotrance on Dec-02-2004 04:49:

I'd like to tell it but out of respect for my ex who still posts on this board, I'll leave it be.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Dec-02-2004 04:52:

"Eat another piece of pizza."

Yup, I like being told what to do.

Posted by JM on Dec-02-2004 05:04:

"i'm just going to kiss it"

>JM<

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