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porn star Tera Patrick sells insurance?!?!



i love her
just how a woman should be......
easy
*calling insurance company*
"hi, yeah, sorry i have to go to state farm and get teh porn insurance, kthxbye, maybe they'll have a better coverage plan for me, with lots of incentives..."
She used to look amazing, but now, not so much.

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Originally posted by D-res |
Insurance against AIDS or qwhat?
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Really though, that's not Tera Patrick. Look at the noses and the foreheads.
I'm going to have to agree with Radagast on this one. The nose is definitely different. It's not the same girl.
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| Originally posted by trancebrat I'm going to have to agree with Radagast on this one. The nose is definitely different. It's not the same girl. |
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I was just wondering, How many porm movies does one have to watch before one actually recognizes and knows the names of the people that play in them?
Hey look "theres Tera Rachet, wasn't she in The cock that could, but wouldn't and My organ your organ?"
I saw a CSI miami once that was about this sort of thing...
see it all makes sense...i also sell insurance...all of us pornstars do 
Dear Shadowolf,
Porn is only healthy in moderation.
Yours truly,
Rod
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| Originally posted by Rodrico Dear Shadowolf, Porn is only healthy in moderation. Yours truly, Rod |
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| Originally posted by Dervish Whats the Recomended Daily Intake? Do you have to balance your porn like vitamins? Say 2 videos girl on girl with 1 blacks on blondes. lol |
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| Originally posted by Rodrico For you, I recommend some midget lesbian action with a side of 2 hours of Richard Simmons "Sweating to the Oldies" as a finisher. Do not worry about anyone thinking your strange (or gay for the matter) because of this, we already know. HAR HAR! |
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| Originally posted by Floorfiller see it all makes sense...i also sell insurance...all of us pornstars do |
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Originally posted by D-res |
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