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Posted by Dmatrox on Dec-14-2004 23:19:

Joke

I got this from a newsletter in my email:

The Toastmaster
A good Irish man, John O'Reilly, met regularly with his toastmasters club.

One evening they were hitting the Guinness Stout and having a contest of who could make the best toast. John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!"

That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night. So he went home and told his wife, Mary, that he made the best toast of the night.

She asked, "Aye, what was your toast?"

John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life sitting in church beside me wife."

"Oh that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

The next day Mary ran into one of John's toasting buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night with a toast about you, Mary."

She said, "Aye and I was a bit surprised me self! You know, he's only been there twice! Once he fell asleep and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come!"

Posted by r5a on Dec-15-2004 00:24:

LOL

Posted by razerscutpeople on Dec-15-2004 00:27:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Posted by razerscutpeople on Dec-15-2004 03:22:

im going to paint a pretty picture.
im going to paint it with a twist.
im going to paint it with a razorblade.
im going to paint it on my wrist.

Posted by trance85 on Dec-15-2004 04:00:

^ why'd you post your poem in this thread? ^

Posted by razerscutpeople on Dec-15-2004 04:07:

quote:
Originally posted by trance85
^ why'd you post your poem in this thread? ^

^ why is your name trance85?
I felt like it, u got a problem with it?

Posted by trance85 on Dec-15-2004 05:30:

quote:
^ why is your name trance85?

lol good point

actually when I joined this forum it was just to ask a couple questions and for initial advice into DJing, I really didn't have any intention of sticking around, so it was more of a temporary name :/ Guess I should see if I could get it changed to something real then ...

Posted by razerscutpeople on Dec-15-2004 20:20:

lol

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Dec-15-2004 20:49:

heh funny joke...

Posted by Junsayn on Dec-20-2004 03:48:

he he he....good one!
Sounds like 'me' father with 'me' mother.

Posted by R.j. on Dec-20-2004 04:21:

quote:
Originally posted by razerscutpeople
^ why is your name trance85?
I felt like it, u got a problem with it?

ah man funny ass poem ( is it suppose to be funny? )

Posted by razerscutpeople on Dec-21-2004 04:53:

I donno i didnt intend it to be.

Posted by Aled Mann on Dec-21-2004 10:27:

quote:
Originally posted by razerscutpeople
im going to paint a pretty picture.
im going to paint it with a twist.
im going to paint it with a razorblade.
im going to paint it on my wrist.

You're so cool and different. I wish I was you.

Posted by razerscutpeople on Dec-21-2004 21:37:

quote:
Originally posted by Aled_
You're so cool and different. I wish I was you.

is differnt good?

Posted by Mikado on Dec-21-2004 22:56:

Ever notice how greek women hit the wall at about 30 ?

I watching luci zillio on cfmt

Posted by Snagglepulse on Dec-22-2004 00:57:

quote:
Originally posted by razerscutpeople
is differnt good?
Of course!

Posted by magik_ss on Dec-29-2004 21:22:

funny one...