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"I told you to play Sandstorm, if you don't play it next, you can get the FUCK out of my club."
DJ: "Dude, I asked for the magical princess pony.."
Guy:"But i want MY pony to be shown to the crowd!"
Guy: "I'm sick of you lollipop shit music bro! Now give me that vinyl before I break 2 fists on your head"
DJ: "ahhh relax buddy!! Here, come over and give me a kiss on the cheek... mwa!"
*Next Scene*
Two broken fists and a smashed DJ
Ill give you head after I hear some DJ Sammy.
NIGA PLEASE!!!!!
DJ "dude, you're fly's open, you're scaring all the ladies with that monster."
GUY "back off, you better not be hitting on me."

"you touch my pony once, shame on you! You touch my pony twice , shame on me"
or
Guy in White:"Hey dont try to touch my butt ever again"
DJ:"Come one...just let me get some grab ass"
or
Guy in White: "Hey!!! there is something on your shirt!"
Dj: "Im not falling for that one again...oh my god theres a tarantula on your shoulder"
sorry for the last one. i know its real bad
hey Mister DJ Play my Song!
but this one is funny too!

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| Originally posted by Colin Andrews "I told you to play Sandstorm, if you don't play it next, you can get the FUCK out of my club." |
DJ: let me lean over...i need to rip a stinker
DKNY: yo it fogged up the mirror behind you

Guy in White: Excuse me.
DJ: Yeah. What's up?
If you grab my ass again, my fist is going to grab your face.


I'm not playing with that fucking pony on my tables!
Her name is Diana and she is going to stay.
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Are you really wearing that shirt?
Don't diss DKNY, I'm warning you.
"Hey, who are you, why are you in the DJ booth? And what do you think you're doing with that vinyl?"
"Aww, c'mon... I'll just rip it quickly for my mp3 group and then you'll get it back. Promise."
"Look, I already told you I'm not the DJ - I don't even know how these things work!"
"STFU and play or I'll get my boys to deal with you"
DJ: I've been playing for the last 24 hours! dude Im outa here
Guy: youre going nowhere sweety. its till Oz and youre still MY bitch
In all actuality he is probably telling him to stop playing this "techno" and put on something he can dance to.
DJ: Just one kiss please
Guy: .... my girl > you
im confused... why do people keep talking about ponys?
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| Originally posted by razerscutpeople im confused... why do people keep talking about ponys? |
| quote: |
| Originally posted by Mr.Mystery That wouldn't happen to have anything to do with the My Little Pony that's standing on top of the mixer, would it? |
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