How many 5 year olds would it take to bring you down?

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Posted by DemonicAardvark on Dec-24-2004 23:44:

How many 5 year olds would it take to bring you down?

I was prompted to ask this question after reading a similar one earlier, but...

If you were in large, open space, un armed, how many really determined, blood thirsty five year olds would it take to bring you down?

Posted by Phil r on Dec-24-2004 23:45:

depends how many bullets i had in the gun.

Posted by smokeape on Dec-24-2004 23:45:

All of them...

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Posted by D-res on Dec-24-2004 23:46:

quote:
Originally posted by Phil raa
depends how many bullets i had in the gun.

quote:
Originally posted by DemonicAardvark
un armed

i would say maybee.... 8 to 11 but needless to say, i dont wrestle many 5 year olds so i dont know how much power they have

Posted by chojin on Dec-25-2004 00:00:

as many until you run out of power to kick/punch them away.

a five year old could be 'disabled' with a well placed toe punt or good old fashioned punch to the face.

Posted by TweeK on Dec-25-2004 00:04:

3 Kids.....maybe 4, i dont know

Kid this days especially here in america are really fat at Age 5

So i wouldnt really know

Posted by DarkAngel on Dec-25-2004 00:25:

quote:
Originally posted by Phil raa
depends how many bullets i had in the gun.

I love that song.

And here, this should work fine.

Posted by mndeg on Dec-25-2004 00:54:

lol funny thread

Posted by sensorium on Dec-25-2004 00:57:

Bring me down from where? A tree, a building? Or bring me down in what type of way?

Posted by dEEkAy on Dec-25-2004 01:00:

its prolly like being a Neo in a matrix kickin away all agents smith clones

Posted by insecurity on Dec-25-2004 01:00:

one .......

all it takes it is an unforeseen, yet swift & accurate blow to your testicular region & you sir, are down & out

(& they have the perfect height advantage) damn midgets

Posted by goonerjack on Dec-25-2004 01:01:

quote:
Originally posted by ierxium
Bring me down from where? A tree, a building? Or bring me down in what type of way?

emotionally?

Posted by beats and beeps on Dec-25-2004 01:02:

just 1.

And they wouldnt even have to go for the testicles.

Posted by smokeape on Dec-25-2004 01:06:

Uhhh....

We don't spank kids enough these days. I didn't beat mine like my own parents beat me. And I got the hell beat out of me when I was a kid. I swore I wouldn't do it to my own, but maybe that's why I got problems with them, I don't know....

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Posted by sensorium on Dec-25-2004 01:11:

quote:
Originally posted by goonerjack
emotionally?

A 5 year old can't bring you down emotionally. Well, unless s/he starts talking to you about depressive stuff like Tiesto being the number one DJ for 3 years in a row.

Posted by DarkAngel on Dec-25-2004 01:15:

quote:
Originally posted by ierxium
A 5 year old can't bring you down emotionally. Well, unless s/he starts talking to you about depressive stuff like Tiesto being the number one DJ for 3 years in a row.

Fuckin' A. That IS depressing.

Forget the Mk.23, we need REAL firepower here:

Posted by smokeape on Dec-25-2004 01:50:

OK, I'd vote for AVB as DJ of year if it's any consolation.

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Posted by InTranzd on Dec-25-2004 02:01:

This thread is both very amusing but very disturbing

Posted by Ripped Bag on Dec-25-2004 02:05:

I'd be breaking lots of legs and arms...

I don't think they'd be able to take me down.. and if they did I'd be biting and they'd cry and run off.. after the first few broken legs I think they'd get the idea of what I'd do to them.

In case they didn't I'd hold on up by his throat and rip off his ears to send a clear message to the rest

Posted by stevebutabi on Dec-25-2004 02:13:

if i had a cup on, 50 little kids couldn't take me down... i'd be taking down 5 at a time with every backhand and 8 with every kick

maybe 100 little kids could take me down... but holy shit it would be the worst day of their lives

Posted by DJ FC on Dec-25-2004 05:43:

I don't think any number could ever take me down.

I'd knock the first few out, then pick one up by the legs and swing him at the others. Eventually I'd have a pile of knocked out 5 year olds, and I could climb to the top of this pile and kick them in their faces as they tried to climb up to me.

Posted by DemonicAardvark on Dec-25-2004 08:56:

Any number? come on.
be realistic. They are not going to come at you one at a time, there are going to be a bunch rushing from all sides. You can punch a few off, and kick some, but other will grab on and slow you down. As kids fall, the others will get up on their bodies and have access to your torso.

I think I could take maybe 50. It depends on how they attack. If i can get them one at time, then more. If they are coordinated and smart, less.

Posted by Massive84 on Dec-25-2004 09:14:

i estimate 100.

Posted by rooibos on Dec-25-2004 12:50:

One, once she's naked and laying in my bed.

Hah, just kidding.

I'd estimate around 50+. If they came at me from all sides and considering they had no weapons or anything of that sort. I could easily knock them down, kicking in the stomachs and faces, but they would have to keep coming at me.

Posted by Massive84 on Dec-25-2004 13:09:

quote:
Originally posted by rooibos
One, once she's naked and laying in my bed.

Hah, just kidding.

I'd estimate around 50+. If they came at me from all sides and considering they had no weapons or anything of that sort. I could easily knock them down, kicking in the stomachs and faces, but they would have to keep coming at me.

it doesn't matter.

5 years old arn't tall, don't have enough strenght.

Am a big guy, near 2 meters, and i was a Center player with basketball.

Thing is, strechting your arms, and doing the Zangief movment (from streetfighter) can KO 10 kids every 3 seconds

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