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Posted by nrjizer on Jan-01-2005 08:17:

Ninja Adventures 2!











It's New Year's Eve, and our Ninja is drinking, New Year's style!





But the Ninja is bored. Why? Well, flying and cutting off heads is cool and all, but it can put a real dent in your social life. So the Ninja is sitting at home on NYE!





"There MUST be something to do..." Pondered the Ninja.





"Hmm..."





"Oh Snap!" Said the Ninja! "I know just the thing!"





Up he sprang, and to the basement he ran!





What could lie inside?





Fireworks! Of course! Enough to bring down a whole building!





The Ninja grabbed an armful, flew outside, and began to light them! They showered purple sparks, how lovely!






Then they began shooting shells into the air, and with a defening CRACK they exploded, throwing color through the air and making damn sure to wake up all the neighbors at an ungodly hour!





Quickly, the Ninja gathered the spent evidence and ran inside, making sure the cops didn't come and find the smoke. "Now, hold on a second..." you may be asking: "I thought Ninjas didn't give a crap?" An excellent question! Indeed, they do not - but sometimes they (and their mothers) would rather not deal with the bullshit of cops, especially while drinking.





"Ha ha ha!" Laughed the Ninja. "That sure was fun."





"But what to do now?"





"Time to MIX!"





And mix he did! He dropped cut after cut - with exceptional style! That was funky funky fresh, and versitile! You can even listen to the Ninja's mix >>> HERE <<<





As he kept mixing, he got more and more pumped up...





... until he got so pumped, he began to glow with power!





He quickly threw on a SECRET NINJA RECORD...





... and began to scratch! Slowly at first...





... but he began to pick up speed!





Scratching records at the speed of an asteroid!





He scratched so fast that the record caught on fire, and the needle disintegrated!





Exhausted, he began to power down...





... and browse the forums.





Finally, he put on a classic Ninja movie...





... and fell asleep.





So ends another exciting installment of Ninja Adventures! What will he do next? Perhaps leave the house? We can only wait and see!


Posted by DJ JEM on Jan-01-2005 08:22:

w00t w00t mother ****** you fucking rock!


Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Jan-01-2005 08:26:



That was awesome.


Posted by fuct4less on Jan-01-2005 08:27:

Teh winnar!


Posted by Fresh Prince on Jan-01-2005 09:17:

lol that's


Posted by TweeK on Jan-01-2005 09:22:

Thumbs up

THAT was Entertaining!!!(Spelled wrong)



:thumbs up:


Posted by R.j. on Jan-01-2005 09:56:

nice and entertaining


Posted by Cloudburst on Jan-01-2005 10:20:

<-- Ninjar smiley.


<-- this too


Posted by Sunsnail on Jan-01-2005 11:53:




That was as good as the first


Posted by Orbax on Jan-01-2005 12:25:

so its 4:30 am and i just got back from an angry motorcycle ride home






and i still laughed and loved it hahah. Nice man!


Posted by Gunyouken on Jan-01-2005 12:35:

hahaha

That is funny.

Is it possible to make the pics abit smaller in the future for us lowly ninjars with low bandwidth.


Posted by Kaz on Jan-01-2005 19:12:



ROFFLEZ!!11


Posted by mezzir on Jan-01-2005 19:16:

rofl @ teh leet gear sign


Posted by Funk T on Jan-02-2005 06:26:

This thread owns


Posted by Miss Bliss on Jan-02-2005 06:46:


Posted by Nautilus on Jan-02-2005 06:54:

Awesome show.


Posted by D-res on Jan-02-2005 07:04:



sick

that reminds me, i got both my girlfriend and her friend to put the t-shirt on their head and do the ninja thing. thye looked pretty funny.

oh... no, i wont post pics but i will stfu


Posted by PhloTron on Jan-03-2005 20:31:

hahaaha....worth the laugh 2.6 days later ...

I tried to load this thread from the damn hotel I was at while working, but the pictures were blocked

Glad I found it to look at it after I got home from mah tripz0r.

w00t


Posted by bobba lou on Jan-12-2005 05:25:

Thumbs up

good shit!


Posted by Yan on Jan-12-2005 05:29:

That was the essence of ninjar-dom...

Bravo. Bravissimo.


Posted by bas on Jan-12-2005 06:06:

funny stuff man, very creative

man i so gotta be a ninja/super villan and make my own movies


Posted by RandomGirl on Jan-12-2005 06:07:

quote:
Originally posted by Sunsnail



That was as good as the first


Link to the first or STFU...


Posted by mezzir on Jan-12-2005 06:11:

quote:
Originally posted by Theresa
Link to the first or STFU...

http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...ght=%22ninja%22


Posted by Jordan Stevens on Jan-12-2005 07:01:

i cant get enough of these


Posted by nchs09 on Jan-12-2005 07:38:

i laugh! much


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