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Posted by CynepMeH on Jan-04-2005 18:13:

Al Zarqawi captured!

according to Newsru.com (russian news agency) from the news in the "Al Bayan" news paper:

Translated from russian:

Newspaper Al Bayan on Tuesday announced about the alleged capture of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi in Iraq - the emissary of Al Queda in that country, the head of one of the most radical and bloody islamic groups "At Tayhid val Jihad", renamed recently to "Kidat al Jihad"

The newspaper cites on Kurdish sources, which were the first to inform about the discovery and capture of deposed president of Iraq, Saddam Husein.

Accourding to the sources of Al Bayan, Abu Musab al Zarqawi was captured in the town of Baakuba, located to tne north of Bagdad, reports Interfax. There are no official confirmation of these news.

Namely, the Pentagon at this time has not confirmed the fact of capture of al Zarqawi. "He's not arrested. News of his capture are not accurate" - Pentagon representative stated to all-arabian newspaper Asharq Al-Awast.

..............
http://www.newsru.com/world/04jan2005/zarkavi.html (in russian)

I hope this is true and that bastard gets tortured in the harshest possible way - we're talking Gestapo SS-style.

Posted by butterfly on Jan-04-2005 18:28:

that is weird. i looked at cnn and it said the govenor of bagdhad was assasinated and that al-zarqawi guy claimed responsibility.

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Jan-04-2005 18:33:

quote:
Originally posted by butterfly
that is weird. i looked at cnn and it said the govenor of bagdhad was assasinated and that al-zarqawi guy claimed responsibility.

i had always believed Zarqawi to be a fake person, a scapeghost, per se.

Posted by CynepMeH on Jan-04-2005 18:41:

quote:
Originally posted by butterfly
that is weird. i looked at cnn and it said the govenor of bagdhad was assasinated and that al-zarqawi guy claimed responsibility.

well.. it could have been his group's effort, you know - a TEAM EFFORT.

Remember, there's no "I" in a "TEAM" (but there's "ME" )

Posted by fastmp3 on Jan-04-2005 18:47:

quote:
Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
i had always believed Zarqawi to be a fake person, a scapeghost, per se.

same here

Posted by razmataz on Jan-04-2005 18:55:

quote:
Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
i had always believed Zarqawi to be a fake person, a scapeghost, per se.

Like Keyser S�ze?

Seriously though, I wouldn't be surprised if he was a product of the endless American fear machine; a face to put on the insurgency.

Posted by Gholy Host on Jan-04-2005 19:54:

Al Zarqawi may be captured, but I don't think it will matter much. The organization will still function without him.

It's the same old idea as when your teacher asked you what would happen if some secret agent killed Hitler. The Nazi agenda would've kept going, but it would have been twisted to some other guys ideals.

Posted by Danny Ocean on Jan-04-2005 20:03:

could be a decoy

Posted by DjSaline on Jan-05-2005 03:53:

troops come home now?

Posted by tu_face on Jan-05-2005 11:41:

i hope he is captured, for he is truly the meaning of the word "cunt".

and no, even if he is captured, the troops won't come home. you are a fool if you think its that easy

Posted by stren on Jan-05-2005 11:47:

rumor, Pentagon denies he was captured

Posted by d-miurge on Jan-05-2005 13:01:

the pope is a woman.

Posted by igottaknow on Jan-05-2005 16:26:

Yeah and I heard Bin Laden turned himself in

Posted by CynepMeH on Jan-05-2005 20:00:

^ Yeah, he wants to cash in on his proposed book deal:

Islamic Fundamentalism and Terrorism for Dummies (tm)
(A reference guide for the rest of us)

Some of the topics we'll cover:

- Properly beating any one of your wives
- Selecting appropriate shrapnel for your explosives belt
- "Do it yourself" guide to explosives
- How to select proper attire for your own video taping
- Beheading infidels without soiling your clothes
- Writing these squigly arabic symbols

Some of the advanced topics:

- Highjacking the airplane
- The definitive guide to lighting up your explosive shoes (edited by Hon. Mr. Reed)
- How to slice infidel's throat with a plastic knife (covers all major brands, including Dixie)

Posted by DjSaline on Jan-06-2005 01:48:

he wasn't caught. it was a skit from Muhamad Candid Camera

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Jan-06-2005 01:56:

quote:
Originally posted by CynepMeH
^ Yeah, he wants to cash in on his proposed book deal:

Islamic Fundamentalism and Terrorism for Dummies (tm)
(A reference guide for the rest of us)

Some of the topics we'll cover:

- Properly beating any one of your wives
- Selecting appropriate shrapnel for your explosives belt
- "Do it yourself" guide to explosives
- How to select proper attire for your own video taping
- Beheading infidels without soiling your clothes
- Writing these squigly arabic symbols

Some of the advanced topics:

- Highjacking the airplane
- The definitive guide to lighting up your explosive shoes (edited by Hon. Mr. Reed)
- How to slice infidel's throat with a plastic knife (covers all major brands, including Dixie)

and you wonder why you're perceived as a moron?

Posted by fastmp3 on Jan-06-2005 02:13:

ROFLMAO at this thread , at "al zarqawi" (if he exists) too

Posted by CynepMeH on Jan-06-2005 05:30:

quote:
Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
and you wonder why you're perceived as a moron?

It's obvious that you're totally oblivious to the concept of "sarcasm". With that said, don't you have some boys to mollest or are you out of candy?

Oh, and please, do post the link to the public opinion poll that shows that I'm leading in the "moron contest" - I just love reading about myself.

You're such a doss wanker.

P.S. Fu(k off, daft (unt

P.S.S. I finally figured out your alter-ego - {b.s.e} - it stands for buftie shit eater

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Jan-06-2005 05:36:

quote:
Originally posted by CynepMeH
It's obvious that you're totally oblivious to the concept of "sarcasm". With that said, don't you have some boys to mollest or are you out of candy?

Oh, and please, do post the link to the public opinion poll that shows that I'm leading in the "moron contest" - I just love reading about myself.

You're such a doss wanker.

P.S. Fu(k off, daft (unt

I thought you were the one that started the thread on pedophilia.

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Jan-06-2005 05:44:

quote:
Originally posted by CynepMeH

P.S.S. I finally figured out your alter-ego - {b.s.e} - it stands for buftie shit eater

is that the best acronym you could come up with? aside from the fact i've already stated several times what it stands for, here are a few that i would have suggested:

ball sack eater
brutal sarcasm emulator
bad smelling entertainer
best show ever

if you want to match wits, make sure your wit matches someone who isn't going to destroy you. i realise this is your thread, so i'm not going to pursue anything further than that which was has already transpired.

edit: 'alterego' in this context makes less sense than buftie shit.

Posted by DjSaline on Jan-06-2005 06:06:

quote:
Originally posted by CynepMeH
It's obvious that you're totally oblivious to the concept of "sarcasm". With that said, don't you have some boys to mollest or are you out of candy?

Oh, and please, do post the link to the public opinion poll that shows that I'm leading in the "moron contest" - I just love reading about myself.

You're such a doss wanker.

P.S. Fu(k off, daft (unt

P.S.S. I finally figured out your alter-ego - {b.s.e} - it stands for buftie shit eater

u win

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Jan-06-2005 06:12:

quote:
Originally posted by DjSaline
u win

said the wanker that sported my francetuckers' rant for a month in his sig.

Posted by CynepMeH on Jan-06-2005 17:17:

quote:
Originally posted by {b.s.e.}

if you want to match wits, make sure your wit matches someone who isn't going to destroy you.

You win! I am destroyed! What am I going to do! Some pimply teenager just thought he matched wits with me and won!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH the AGONY!!!!!

Well... there's a saying "Don't argue with an idiot, he will only drag you down to his level and there, beat you with experience".

On that note..... <<<<---- Kiss my ass

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Jan-06-2005 18:32:

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.