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Fluffy toilet seat covers.

WTF... I have never understood these things, it's some woman conspiracy against men.

Oooh look a toilet (I HAVE A HUGE PEE)... it has a fluffy pink toilet lid cover, This is not my place! (The chick who's place it is, is hot), oooohh I gotta peeeee...

I lift up the lid with fluffy pink cover, it remains upright, I lift the seat... Wait a minute, it's kinda slanting.... I let go, toilet seat falls... hmmmmm I pick it up and press it firmly against the fluffy covered lid, the fluffy thing has collapsed ( Unbeknown to the normal male mind his pink ****** is actually harbouring 10 megatons of potential energy) Hmmmm... All seems well! I let go... hmmm seat remains standing. Starting to pee, wouldn't you know it...

ENERGY RELEASE
FLOP
Breaks the stream of urine right at it's peak strenght
Seat down
Fluffy bastard down.....
shut of urine...
Tooo late
Fluffy thing soaked.
Fluffy things friend, Little pink fluffy carpet soaked
Reopen soaked lid.
Restart stream (Holding lid with one hand... this ain't happining again)
loose grip
back in pants, stream not done!
let go toilet seat... Cycle happens one more time
finish....

QUicly clean up time..... NO FUCKING TOILET PAPER
aaaahhh shit
quick take off socks
Clean up with socks
Try to flush socks
Water headed for brim
OH SHIT

Climb out window
Run away.

Even though this is just a hypothetical situation (Which I'm sure has happened to someone somewhere)
It is every males nightmare
Please girls... refrain from this putting fluffy thing on toilet lids!
What is the point? I understand the fluffy toilet roll warmer. I even understand the fluffy carpet....

???? \/ ????

i've never even seen a fluffy toilet seat. you mean like, furry? i've seen those squishy ones that are foam with a vinyl cover (those are usually found in old people's bathrooms), that go "squiiiiisssshhhh" when you sit on them and push all the air out. but when you say fluffy toilet seat i picture a toilet seat with a ferret curled up around the perimeter.

i don't know any females who have such a thing, but it's a good idea. maybe it will teach guys to put the seat down more often after they are done.

I was actually refering to a lid cover.

BTW whats so hard about putting the seat down?
Men have to pick it up all the time, you don't see us complaining

Why can't woman leave the seat up for a change?

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Originally posted by l�cid ???? \/ ???? i've never even seen a fluffy toilet seat. you mean like, furry? i've seen those squishy ones that are foam with a vinyl cover (those are usually found in old people's bathrooms), that go "squiiiiisssshhhh" when you sit on them and push all the air out. but when you say fluffy toilet seat i picture a toilet seat with a ferret curled up around the perimeter. i don't know any females who have such a thing, but it's a good idea. maybe it will teach guys to put the seat down more often after they are done.

It's gotta be either the one you mentioned or the ones that match the area rugs for the restroom. I think that's what he means. I hate those covers that won't stay up though. I have never had it happen with a fluffy one, but I have had it happen with the ones that you mentioned. Soooo irritating.

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Originally posted by Gunyouken I was actually refering to a lid cover. BTW whats so hard about putting the seat down? Men have to pick it up all the time, you don't see us complaining Why can't woman leave the seat up for a change?

ooooh, gotcha. i have seen those, and they're pointless and weird. i would imagine the type of girls that have those are also the type of girls who have furry steering wheel covers and decals on the back of their white Cavalier that say "Princess" in pink glittery script.

i always keep the toilet lid closed in my bathroom, because i have a shelf above my toilet and i am always fearing that i will stumble in there drunk one night and knock into the shelf and my stuff will fall into the toilet. so therefore, i always keep it closed.

the absolute WORST is when someone has a wood toilet seat, and there's a crack in it that you can't see. so you sit down and immediately jump up because it feels like a crab just pinched the skin off your asscheek. hahahaha that actually happened to me a few weeks ago.

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Originally posted by Gunyouken you don't see us complaining

i think you just did hehe

i have a toilet lid cover in the shape of a crab at home. it's really cute.

Mine is blue fluffy.

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Originally posted by Gunyouken I was actually refering to a lid cover. BTW whats so hard about putting the seat down? Men have to pick it up all the time, you don't see us complaining Why can't woman leave the seat up for a change?

+1

we need something like what tim taylor had in home improvement's "man's bathroom" where you step on this little lever thingie and it raises the set up and then when you take your foot off it goes down...or else we could just make toilets with no seats and all swim in our pooh

I hate the fluffy thing. Its impossible to piss with one hand while holding the stupid thing up
what the hell is the point of it>

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Originally posted by beats and beeps Mine is blue fluffy.

ditto
well my mom put it there

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Originally posted by l�cid it feels like a crab just pinched the skin off your asscheek. hahahaha that actually happened to me a few weeks ago.

Didn't think they had many crabs in the midwest.

Anyways...

Am I the only one who thinks that a bathroom should be the most absolutely minimally-decorated part of the house? I can't stand cluttered bathrooms or ones where there's just too much to look at - it's as though I'm supposed to spend more time in there than I really should.

lol

nice story

I have one and it stands okay

I agree. The fluffies are a pain.

It adds an element of thrill to your pee break though. I usually get it stood up, then go to do my thing, but the entire time I'm worried that it'll fall.

In my case, it hasn't yet. Still, it's a frightening thought.

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Originally posted by kypez I hate the fluffy thing. Its impossible to piss with one hand while holding the stupid thing up what the hell is the point of it>

lol Ive had to do that at my girlfriends place lately
Ive been thinking about just taking a piss sitting down just to avoid that prob
Im gonna have to have a weird one on one convo with her 2morrow when I go see her

yerrr, those fluffy seat covers are a silly idea. I suppose I would enjoy sitting on a wooly one if im their for a long crap journey hmmm.

Anyways, I went over a mates place who has the fluffy seat. We drank some beer & I finnaly needed a pee. I see this pink dead animal lying on the toilet seat & was WTF!? I looked closer & there we things sticking to it & the fur was all knotted like dread locks! This thing had dags on it!!!

Its a pee & poo collector if you ask me. If I was to buy one, id use it once, wipe my ass with it & send it to my ex-girlfriend as a christmas present!

my cover quacks when you take a shit..

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Originally posted by Nell my cover quacks when you take a shit..

What happens if you have "the shits"?

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Originally posted by Nell my cover quacks when you take a shit..

a turd sensing duck!! What a great invention!!

i once had one those fluffy covers push the lid back while taking a piss. Needless to say i made quite a mess

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Originally posted by beats and beeps What happens if you have "the shits"?

it goes fuckin' quackers!!!!

Theoretically if I was a situation with the fluffy toilet seat cover id probably piss with one hand holding it up (assuming i had already noticed it was prone to falling down!)

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Originally posted by l�cid i don't know any females who have such a thing, but it's a good idea. maybe it will teach guys to put the seat down more often after they are done.

I think It's plain fair to leave it up. After all we have to put the seat up in the first place.
But no, women want us to put the seat up AND down every time we use the toilet, instead of them putting it down, and us putting it up
Out if respect, if i go to a house dominated by females, ill put it back down, but otherwise, no way!

Re: Fluffy toilet seat covers.

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Originally posted by Gunyouken Even though this is just a hypothetical situation

bastardo! you had me there

BTW what would you guys do if you loose control of a situation in a bathroom? I'm talking you at a dinner with you gf folks, or some other Do not bugger this up event.

Has this ever happend to any of you?

I think this will mostly apply to guys, cause I don't think girls loose control of a situation in a bathroom, maybe they do??


THe one time I went to some peoples house , and I went into the bathroom, and there was no light... I really had to go, cause I had been holding it in for who knows how long(THis is number 1 btw), luckely I had the presence of mind to sit down. Intead of aiming in the dark. After a while my friend goes there, and he comes out and looks a little uncomfortable, and whispers to me " I think I pissed all over the place" I almost cracked myself!! never did find out what the people thought... Maybe they thought it was me.

you could have just sat down couldn't you?

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