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Posted by DeviantxPete on Jan-06-2005 08:47:

Ashlee Simpson @ Orange Bowl

I was watching the Orange Bowl peacefully, until Ashlee Simpson forced my poor virgin ears to commit hara-kiri during the halftime show:
http://www.muchosucko.com/video-ash...edoffstage.html

I like this dude's commentary:
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/6791368/

Posted by trance85 on Jan-06-2005 08:52:

There's a post about this in the COR (except for the commentary part), anyways I'm pretty pissed off that the camera moved away from her face when they started booing, I really wanna see what the look on her face was being booed in front of all those people.

Posted by kypez on Jan-06-2005 10:11:

quote:
Originally posted by trance85
There's a post about this in the COR (except for the commentary part), anyways I'm pretty pissed off that the camera moved away from her face when they started booing, I really wanna see what the look on her face was being booed in front of all those people.

That there is exactly why they removed the camera from her face my friend.

Posted by dj chex on Jan-06-2005 16:09:

this is soooo damn funny!! The general public will eat up anything the riaa throws at them, yet people finally found the true sucking sound of what's so popular now...

quote:

I happened to look out the window and noticed that some of my neighbors were running down the street, their hands over their ears, screaming for help. I wanted to help them, I really did. Yet I was gripped by horror and disbelief. I was practically catatonic. For their sake � and for mine � all I could hope for was a swift end to the halftime show.

quote:

What I hope and pray for now is that Ashlee will go away and leave the public alone. On behalf of the world community, I implore her to pursue another career. There are many avenues for a young woman of her abilities. Pig farmers need wranglers. The U.S. Forest Service has many outposts in remote areas of our nation�s parks, where one can make all the noise one wants and not be heard by another soul for miles. And if she�s determined to remain in the entertainment field, the horror genre in Hollywood could always use a good screamer.

And here's my favorite:

quote:

Ashlee�s singing sounded like a cross between a political prisoner being tortured and a test of the Emergency Broadcast System.

R0FL!!!!

Posted by N|te-L|fe on Jan-06-2005 17:49:

she's one dumb bitch

Posted by josh4 on Jan-06-2005 20:17:

"When Ashlee came on and began to perform, though, I literally dropped my fork. Then I cupped my hands over my ears, but it didn�t help. Ashlee�s singing sounded like a cross between a political prisoner being tortured and a test of the Emergency Broadcast System."

Take a look at those backup dancers!

Posted by liquidmist2001 on Jan-06-2005 20:37:

it's also quite funny that MSN would post that article, and then if you see the adverts on the top right side, you'll see a link to buy her stupid "pieces of me" cd...lol

Posted by DJDREO on Jan-06-2005 22:47:

OMG!!!

that was so bad i dint even know what song she was singing in the beggining.

I had to listen to the fucking video 3 fucking times just to notice what she was singing.

Posted by Greedy on Jan-07-2005 06:30:

i still dont even know what shes singing.

Posted by dallastar on Jan-07-2005 08:21:

ooooooooo dear me

LOL

I like football - but balls and simpson's don't mix.

Posted by Greedy on Jan-07-2005 08:33:

unless her older sister rubs mine.

Posted by dallastar on Jan-07-2005 08:36:

quote:
Originally posted by Greedy
unless her older sister rubs mine.
true dat - true dat! Agreed completly - she is HOT STUFF!!!

she looks like a whale when she sings thou? what do u think?

Posted by eisbaer6 on Jan-08-2005 00:20:

I think she has some syndrome where she wants to be so much like her sister but probably has no experience. So mommy dished out money (probably monye given to her by jessica) to get ashlee or ley or leigh however the fuck that names spelled a record deal.

Posted by JackJ on Jan-08-2005 00:27:

Posted by Serp on Jan-09-2005 13:13:

Posted by Nsonic on Jan-10-2005 09:08:

awww...she started crying (just as the camera switched...you could see..)

But that singing really
really
really
did suck

major

Posted by dj chex on Jan-10-2005 23:04:

even though her singing sucked, i would still bang her...

Posted by Dj_Spekuless on Jan-11-2005 04:12:

quote:

Ashlee�s singing sounded like a cross between a political prisoner being tortured and a test of the Emergency Broadcast System.

LMAAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by kypez on Jan-11-2005 04:50:

quote:
Originally posted by dj chex
even though her singing sucked, i would still bang her...

+1

Posted by Colin Andrews on Jan-11-2005 07:22:

Thats fucking sick, that bitch is so ugly it makes baby jesus cry. Seriously why the fuck would you whip your dick out to that...

gross.

Posted by raveed on Jan-11-2005 15:56:

i fail to see the reason behind getting these teenage so called popstars to sing at events being watched by people of all ages ... they cant sing, they dance in a way which appeals only to teenage girls and guys who spend most of their time wanking off ... like seriously ashley simpson and the rest of the brat pack should be confined to performing only to events like childrens bday parties where they can go play with someones barbie after theyve been booed by the parents