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Posted by THE_Chris on Jan-07-2005 22:45:

Thats it - this is the worst thing I've ever read on the Internet....



Found this on an utterly random forum



quote:

The closest I've ever come to sucking my father's dick was the time he caught me going through the trashcan in his bedroom. As a teenager growing up, I would always search my parents' bedroom trashcan for used condoms. I'd slide the used condoms over my own cock and jerk off with them, excited by the feeling of my father's jizz and by the idea of adding my own fuckload into his. Well, he eventually caught me kneeling over the trashcan, sticking my tongue deep into one of the sticky used condoms and stroking my cock with my free hand. I was literally caught with my pants down, and there was no way for me to hide what I was doing. After what seemed like several horrific minutes of stunned silence, he finally mumbled something about the fact that at least I was growing up into a healthy young man, and that I shouldn't stop what I was doing or I'd get blueballs. As embarrassed as I was, my cock didn't want me to stop what I was doing, either. My father sat next to me on the bed while I continued to sit on the floor jerking off. The novelty of this situation had me horny as fuck but also a bit nervous (sort of like performance anxiety) and it took me a while to finally pump out my cream. As I started to shoot off, I felt an unexpected sensation on my shoulder. My father had been stroking his own cock as well, and he orgasmed at the same time I did. I quickly turned around and saw him pump out another two or three streams of cum. His eyes were screwed tight, and that fact made me bold enough to lean in close enough to gently lick on the slit of his swollen cockhead. I got the last drop of his spunk on my tongue. If he noticed, he never let on. So I actually tasted my father's jizzcream, both from his used condoms and directly from his cock, but I never did actually blow him. But maybe one of these days I'll have the guts to ask him if he'd let me. I think he might just not mind!



Posted by Boomer187 on Jan-07-2005 22:47:

and what were you searching for when you 'stumbled' onto this gem?


Posted by BTG on Jan-07-2005 22:51:


Posted by Floorfiller on Jan-07-2005 22:51:

i have never needed a vomit smiley more in my life...

i mean...seriously...chris...you might want to reavalute where you hang out on the web


Posted by th0m on Jan-07-2005 22:53:

dude.


Posted by l�cid on Jan-07-2005 22:53:

omg that's disturbing. why did you feel the need to re-post that on TA???


Posted by Perfect_Cheezit on Jan-07-2005 22:54:

probly fake but sick nonetheless


Posted by Boomer187 on Jan-07-2005 22:56:

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid
omg that's disturbing. why did you feel the need to re-post that on TA???



great, now when you google "suck father dick" TA is the first on the list...


Posted by DarkAngel on Jan-07-2005 22:56:

Thumbs down

quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller
i have never needed a vomit smiley more in my life...





And let me add that what he posted is utterly, inhumanly FUCKIN' revolting.


Posted by Floorfiller on Jan-07-2005 22:58:

quote:
Originally posted by Boomer187
great, now when you google "suck father dick" TA is the first on the list...


i say we delete this thread and forget it ever happened


Posted by montana on Jan-07-2005 22:58:

quote:
Originally posted by th0m
dude.


+1


Posted by GrimReaper on Jan-07-2005 22:58:

Whatta..?

This is one of those times i wonder why in the did i entered this thread.. and what the f00k indeed where you looking for when you come up with that??


Posted by beats and beeps on Jan-07-2005 22:59:

hahahahhaha

thats cute.


Posted by sandstorm03 on Jan-07-2005 22:59:

Re: Thats it - this is the worst thing I've ever read on the Internet....

quote:
Originally posted by THE_Chris


Found this on an utterly random forum







yes u have issues


Posted by Yan on Jan-07-2005 22:59:

quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller
i mean...seriously...chris...you might want to reavalute where you hang out on the web


I'll second, third, fourth, etc... that.


Posted by goodgreef on Jan-07-2005 22:59:

fake or not
u gotta be fucked up to even imagine this


Posted by colombian raver on Jan-07-2005 22:59:

How can someone's mind be so f-ed up?


Posted by Sunsnail on Jan-07-2005 23:01:

quote:
Originally posted by beats and beeps
hahahahhaha

thats cute.



Posted by Swamper on Jan-07-2005 23:04:

Welcome to COR.

This is a little much, I think this thread can go to page 2 without anyone missing it.

Closed.


Posted by Boomer187 on Jan-07-2005 23:06:

in before lock



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