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My First Cigarrette

DjSaline of the Anti-Drug and Anti-Deletion-of-Anti-Drug-Threads had to recently do an undercover sting relating to the eradication of drugs and paraphenphenilia. I can't reveal my true name because then i might get beat up for something.
Now, we here at the Anti-Drug follow the laws of Bruce Lee. As he once said: "To kill the enemy is to be the enemy and then kill the enemy when you reveal you are not the enemy."
So, to know more about the cigarrettes, i would have to be the cigarrete. i mean, i'd have to smoke a cigarrette. I want to feel first hand what it feels like to never get french kissed, or have ashes up my nose or spit crap all over the sidewalk in the neighborhood i was raised in.
Anyways, i got on my bicycle and i went to the nearest mall. i know i would be able to find smokers there because all the non-smokers are at home studying to be pharmacists and space ship mechanics. Anyways, i found the smoke shop called "The 99c smoke store." It was packed! I mean, you can't believe how many people are broke because of cigarrettes and now they have to get these 99c cigarrettes that carry a Kmart tag on them.
I bought a cigarrette called the MarlburyYouself cigarrette. I went outside and sure enough i found a bunch of skateboarders. I mumbled and they mumbled back to me and i asked them for a light. all of them said they weren't old enough to buy a lighter and they'd bummed it off one of their friends Ballet instructor.
Anyways, i look so good that i'm considered by many girls to be really hot. so i put the cigarrette on my lips and boom, it was on fire.
let me tell you, breathing smoke is not cool. i took a big puff in and i didn't feel high at all. in fact, i felt like a skateboarder, a guy who fantasizes about being smart and getting tony hawk's signature on their chest.
i felt like throwing up, and i did, all over the skateboards. I completely blame Cigarrettes for being beat up. That means cigarrettes promote violence, and guess what, iraq sells cigarrettes.

don't smoke unless your a terrorism maker

cliff notes ktnxadd

-1
i dont like cigarettes

Cigarettes = teh lose

smoking is no good unless you are drunk... then it feels good. ooohhh yeahhh- duffman loves to drink...

don't give up no one likes a quiter

tl;dr

cigarettes are crap....try weed

i think i speak for us all..when i say..

Huh?

Smoke up.

A cig in the morning is like having sex...in the morning...with your lungs.

I've never had sex though.


EDIT: I just read your post. You are a fucking idiot. Good cigs are made in Saskatchewan, not Iraq. Even if youre kidding, you suck.

I hope you drink orange juice tomorrow morning directly after brushing your teeth.

Re: My First Cigarrette

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Originally posted by DjSaline DjSaline of the Anti-Drug and Anti-Deletion-of-Anti-Drug-Threads had to recently do an undercover sting relating to the eradication of drugs and paraphenphenilia. I can't reveal my true name because then i might get beat up for something. Now, we here at the Anti-Drug follow the laws of Bruce Lee. As he once said: "To kill the enemy is to be the enemy and then kill the enemy when you reveal you are not the enemy." So, to know more about the cigarrettes, i would have to be the cigarrete. i mean, i'd have to smoke a cigarrette. I want to feel first hand what it feels like to never get french kissed, or have ashes up my nose or spit crap all over the sidewalk in the neighborhood i was raised in. Anyways, i got on my bicycle and i went to the nearest mall. i know i would be able to find smokers there because all the non-smokers are at home studying to be pharmacists and space ship mechanics. Anyways, i found the smoke shop called "The 99c smoke store." It was packed! I mean, you can't believe how many people are broke because of cigarrettes and now they have to get these 99c cigarrettes that carry a Kmart tag on them. I bought a cigarrette called the MarlburyYouself cigarrette. I went outside and sure enough i found a bunch of skateboarders. I mumbled and they mumbled back to me and i asked them for a light. all of them said they weren't old enough to buy a lighter and they'd bummed it off one of their friends Ballet instructor. Anyways, i look so good that i'm considered by many girls to be really hot. so i put the cigarrette on my lips and boom, it was on fire. let me tell you, breathing smoke is not cool. i took a big puff in and i didn't feel high at all. in fact, i felt like a skateboarder, a guy who fantasizes about being smart and getting tony hawk's signature on their chest. i felt like throwing up, and i did, all over the skateboards. I completely blame Cigarrettes for being beat up. That means cigarrettes promote violence, and guess what, iraq sells cigarrettes. don't smoke unless your a terrorism maker

So let me get this straight, with just one puff you're already messed up in the head that you can't even write a good argument?

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Originally posted by DjSaline DjSaline of the Anti-Drug and Anti-Deletion-of-Anti-Drug-Threads had to recently do an undercover sting relating to the eradication of drugs and paraphenphenilia. I can't reveal my true name because then i might get beat up for something. Now, we here at the Anti-Drug follow the laws of Bruce Lee. As he once said: "To kill the enemy is to be the enemy and then kill the enemy when you reveal you are not the enemy." So, to know more about the cigarrettes, i would have to be the cigarrete. i mean, i'd have to smoke a cigarrette. I want to feel first hand what it feels like to never get french kissed, or have ashes up my nose or spit crap all over the sidewalk in the neighborhood i was raised in. Anyways, i got on my bicycle and i went to the nearest mall. i know i would be able to find smokers there because all the non-smokers are at home studying to be pharmacists and space ship mechanics. Anyways, i found the smoke shop called "The 99c smoke store." It was packed! I mean, you can't believe how many people are broke because of cigarrettes and now they have to get these 99c cigarrettes that carry a Kmart tag on them. I bought a cigarrette called the MarlburyYouself cigarrette. I went outside and sure enough i found a bunch of skateboarders. I mumbled and they mumbled back to me and i asked them for a light. all of them said they weren't old enough to buy a lighter and they'd bummed it off one of their friends Ballet instructor. Anyways, i look so good that i'm considered by many girls to be really hot. so i put the cigarrette on my lips and boom, it was on fire. let me tell you, breathing smoke is not cool. i took a big puff in and i didn't feel high at all. in fact, i felt like a skateboarder, a guy who fantasizes about being smart and getting tony hawk's signature on their chest. i felt like throwing up, and i did, all over the skateboards. I completely blame Cigarrettes for being beat up. That means cigarrettes promote violence, and guess what, iraq sells cigarrettes. don't smoke unless your a terrorism maker

Dude ur delusional.. and u need to see a shrink.. really..

what do you see on CNN when they show troops? US Soldiers with cigarrettes.
what do you see on Al Jazeeka when they show terrorism makers? Teresisters with cigarrettes.


those contracters work for phillips morrish

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Originally posted by DjSaline what do you see on CNN when they show troops? US Soldiers with cigarrettes. what do you see on Al Jazeeka when they show terrorism makers? Teresisters with cigarrettes. those contracters work for phillips morrish

How old are you man?

Do you attend american public school? I heard was narrow, but I thought it was better than that.

I sorely hope you are not under the mistaken impression that any of your attampts at humour have been successful. Your posts thus far in this thread have contained no wit and have not given anyone the impression that you are clever.

As for the topic... the best is that cigarette you have after a good meal... you know when you haven't eaten all day, then go to chinatown and pig out then leave the restaurant completely full.. the cigarette you have then just tops off the feeling of satisfaction... mmmm

i don't remember a man of god smoking cigarrettes. i do know a lot of criminals who smoke cigarrettes tho

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Originally posted by DjSaline i don't remember a man of god smoking cigarrettes. i do know a lot of criminals who smoke cigarrettes tho

Buddhist monks are allowed to smoke, but not allowed to drink. Do you consider them men of god?

Besides, if you realise how high the smoking rate was a few dacades ago, its really quite stupid of you to say "I dont remember a man of god smoking"

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Originally posted by DjSaline i took a big puff in and i didn't feel high at all.

If any of that story was actually true, taking a big puff is the stupidest thing to do for your first cig.

My advice is to never smoke in the first place. It's been hell for me trying to quit the past month. But I will do it damnit.

And to say smoking causes terrorism makes it on my list of most ignorant things to say.

-1 because I can't stand ignorant people.

i dunno. selling cigarrettes on the black market gets really bloody. i'm just telling you want my undercover agent is feeding me. he's got a mic in his glasses

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Originally posted by moncster i like the self destructive aspect of them

Yeah that's teh excuse i use to people as well. Each cigarette helps you understand death better by bringing you a little closer to it.

Cigarettes are bad as they are marketed, but nictoine has positive properties.

I'm trying to quit.

But I guess you're gonna die one way or the other.

weed is good
rollies are good
cigarettes are ok.

i like smoking.

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Originally posted by DjSaline i don't remember a man of god smoking cigarrettes. i do know a lot of criminals who smoke cigarrettes tho

criminals also wear shoes and breath oxygen.



we are doomed.

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Originally posted by KilldaDJ weed is good rollies are good cigarettes are ok. i like smoking.

mmmmm +5!!! 3 of my fav things....ohh and dont forget some music m8!!

i just quit all 3 cold turkey!! havnt done rolls in over a month...havnt smoked herb or cigz in over 2 weeks! hurray for me!! all i have left is gay alcohol

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