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Posted by THE_Chris on Jan-11-2005 18:39:

Anyone here know Russian???

Ok so we got this bottle of wine sent to us by a friend who moved to Bulgaria. Cant understand a word of it

Anyone any ideas?? I'd do a translation online but its a picture, and I dont know how to do Russian Characters.

Front label ->

Back label ->

Bit of paper that came with it ->

Posted by BeatFreak on Jan-11-2005 18:43:

Posted by jp on Jan-11-2005 18:48:

It says:

"This is not only a good way to get drunk, but the liquid can also be used as rocket fuel. Don't consume more than one glas a day or your penis might grow to such proportions that it won't fit in your pants anymore. This is not intended to be a rape-drug, but put some in a girl's coca-cola and she give you the blowjob of your life. Beware, don't leave the bottle near a heat source. The explosion that might follow could totally destroy everything in a 2 mile radius. Tip: if you have a rat problem, put some drops on every corner of your house. Be careful not to overdo it, your walls may collapse."

Posted by Boomer187 on Jan-11-2005 18:50:

In Soviet Russia.......

Posted by Michael19 on Jan-11-2005 19:11:

surely all you need to know is that its 40%?

get it down you!

Posted by Eu4ea on Jan-11-2005 19:46:

well first off this isn't Russian, but Bulgarian.
It sounds like a lush speaking russian. Also this is obviously not wine.

Says it has healing power, the recipe goes back centuries, blah blah

Posted by Miss Bliss on Jan-11-2005 19:55:

it's not Russian, but Bulgarian. hard to understand if you're Russian, I for one can understand 1/5 of Bulgarian, only those words that are very similar to Russian

Posted by brunette on Jan-13-2005 11:34:

hah
right.. not russian

don't feel like reading, but basically all you need to know that it's rakija - a sort of grape brandy (40%alc)!

Posted by 3xx3r7 on Jan-13-2005 15:47:

Yeah, definitely Bulgarian. At first, I was like, wtf?

Posted by 4clubber on Mar-02-2005 04:28:

heheheeee...just registered and was so surprised to see this here
i have like 2 bottles of this at home and god knows how much more homemade in the freezer...
but anyway, i am bulgarian, you can ask me about what something means if you are still interested

enjoy!

Posted by Yan on Mar-02-2005 06:05:

quote:
Originally posted by 4clubber
heheheeee...just registered and was so surprised to see this here
i have like 2 bottles of this at home and god knows how much more homemade in the freezer...
but anyway, i am bulgarian, you can ask me about what something means if you are still interested

enjoy!

So...

Can you translate it all?

Posted by denys envy on Mar-02-2005 06:44:

quote:
Originally posted by Eu4ea
well first off this isn't Russian, but Bulgarian.
It sounds like a lush speaking russian. Also this is obviously not wine.

Says it has healing power, the recipe goes back centuries, blah blah

OMG, we need to talk

Posted by 4clubber on Mar-04-2005 16:26:

OK here it is, the translation:

The name of the "grape rakija" is Kehlibar, which means Amber, as in amber resin ( http://www.edenbotanicals.com/about_amber.html ). On the back label it says, "Prepared from specially grown and selected grape from the sorts Muscat, Otonel, ....etc, rakija Kehlibar has an amber color and a mysterious Muscat aroma."

On the paper that came with it is a little story about amber...it says:
"Amber - a piece of heavenly spark...
There was once a small town, which was known for its aged grape rakija, made with a lot of effort and love. Only a few knew, however, where its secret is hidden. Every time when people tasted the rakija, they compared its color to a piece of amber resin that, reflecting the sun's rays, turned them into a heavenly spark.
Rakija Kehlibar is made from specially grown and selected grape with an uncomparable flavor. The life-giving qualities of amber are a part of the unique technology of production. Every sip awakens the feeling of inexhaustable cleanness and spiritual connection, passed down for generations. Kehlibar is an aged rakija for connoisseurs, which gives off the spiritual quality of amber and includes a piece of heavenly spark in every glass.
Legens tell of the strong healing powers of amber. For thousands of years the priceless resin was used against illnesses by helping for the quick restoration of the organism. The ancient greeks called it "gold from the sun" because it sybolizes the unimpaired cleanness and energy inherent in gold."

have fun

Posted by THE_Chris on Mar-04-2005 16:32:

Thanks m8 Surprised to see this thread resurrected.

Tried some of this stuff a while back, good strong stuff