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Birth Signs
in light of the hijacking of the tatoo thread, i thought i'd start an astrology thread since some people were showing interest.
anyway, here's a funny forward i got. obviously it's a joke...i think this was adam sandler's astrology or something, i remember getting this a long time ago too.
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AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 18) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless to be careless and impractical, causing you to make the same mistakes repeatedly. Everyone thinks you are a freakin' jerk. PISCES (Feb 19 - Mar 20) You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence over your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are generally a coward. Pisces people screw small animals and pick their noses. ARIES (Mar 21 - Apr 19) You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are a prick. TAURUS(Apr 20 - May 20) You are practical and persistent. You have dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamn Communist. GEMINI (May 21 - Jun 20) You are quick and intelligent and a thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest. CANCER (Jun 21 - Jul 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a damn. LEO (Jul 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are pushy. Most Leo people are thieving bastards and kiss mirrors a lot. VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sep 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder. This shit-picking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while screwing. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps. LIBRA (Sep 23 - Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are a male, you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are excellent. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of veneral disease. SCORPIO (Oct 23 - Nov 21) You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpio people are murdered. SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 - Dec 21) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks and pot heads. People laugh at you a lot because you are always getting fucked. CAPRICORN (Dec 22 - Jan 19) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chicken shit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself. |
Re: Birth Signs
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| Originally posted by Slylee GEMINI (May 21 - Jun 20) You are quick and intelligent and a thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest. |
Yeah, thats the Adam Sandler horoscope. Classic.
CANCER (Jun 21 - Jul 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a damn.
Hahahahahah! So true. I have a job interview tomorrow (but I do have a job right now).
Nice, I would make a good pimp.
I'm a Sagitarrius
the drunk thing is true.. the pot head is not true. People usually don't laugh at me getting fucked. I am optimistic and enthusiastic.
I give this horoscope a 50/100.
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| PISCES (Feb 19 - Mar 20) You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence over your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are generally a coward. Pisces people screw small animals and pick their noses. p |
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| TAURUS(Apr 20 - May 20) You are practical and persistent. You have dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamn Communist. |
ok the serious ones...
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Aries is symbolized by the Ram. You're initiating, bold and impatient, your fiery nature making you irresistible and exciting. While you can be impulsive and combative, you're the absolute leader of the pack -- in team sports, business or just your group of friends and family! link for more aries stuff http://www.astrology.com/ssc/aries.html |
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| Taurus is symbolized by the Bull. You may be stubborn, but your grounded, steady demeanor makes you someone others can count on. You're also a sensualist who loves good food, physical affection, romance and material goods -- and only the best of everything. link for more taurus stuff http://www.astrology.com/ssc/taurus.html |
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| Geminiis symbolized by the Twins. You're flexible, flirty and inventive. Intelligent to the extreme, your idea of a good time is a lively conversation -- or better yet, a friendly debate. Thanks to the Twins' influence, you sometimes feel split in two directions and don't know what to do! link for Gemini http://www.astrology.com/ssc/gemini.html |
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| Cancer is symbolized by the Crab. You're deeply emotional and intuitive, and your top concern is family. Something of a homebody, you prefer to stay in rather than go out on the town. You can be moody, drawing into your protective shell if things get too intense around you. link for cancer http://www.astrology.com/ssc/cancer.html |
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| Leois symbolized by the Lion. You're stubborn yet impulsive. You're also showy, dramatic and sometimes vain. You have a sunny demeanor and love to be the center of your loved ones' adoration. You'd make a great actor; in fact, many actors are born under a Leo Sun. link for leo http://www.astrology.com/ssc/leo.html |
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| Virgo is symbolized by the Virgin. You're flexible, yet practical. You get a kick out of organization and anything that puts your analytical mind to use. Watch out for perfectionism! Virgos feel and operate best in a position in which they can help others. link for virgo http://www.astrology.com/ssc/virgo.html |
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| Libra is symbolized by the Scales. You're romantic but particular, diplomatic but indecisive, but ultimately happiest when you're in love. You don't really like to be alone, period. You abhor conflict, and have a highly developed sense of objectivity and conflict resolution. link for libra http://www.astrology.com/ssc/libra.html |
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| Scorpio is symbolized by the Scorpion. Intense and emotionally perceptive, you pick up on unspoken words and speak the language of gesture. Deep, mysterious and magnetically attractive, you yearn for emotional intimacy. If hurt, you really sting -- and you don't forgive easily! link for scorpio http://www.astrology.com/ssc/scorpio.html |
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| Sagittariusis symbolized by the Archer. You're impulsive and inquisitive, needing travel and constant exposure to new foods, people, landscapes and things to do. Change is one thing you can't do without; you are a truth-seeker, and will go to the ends of the earth to find answers. link for sagittarius http://www.astrology.com/ssc/sagittarius.html |
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| Capricornis symbolized by the Goat. You're motivated, determined and practical. You see no need to take unnecessary risks. Career is a major concern for you; advancement and recognition are alluring concepts. You are ambitious and strong, but also somewhat conservative. link for capricorn http://www.astrology.com/ssc/capricorn.html |
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| Aquarius Aquarius is symbolized by the Water Bearer. You possess a quick intellect and an expansive mind keen on innovation and progressive thought. You're a rebel, but one who really needs people around. You have tons of friends, but you tend not to get too intimate with any one person. link for aquarius http://www.astrology.com/ssc/aquarius.html |
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| PiscesPisces is symbolized by the Fish. You're empathetic, openhearted and intuitive. You rely on your instincts rather than facts or logic, experiencing things almost completely subjectively. Daydreamy and creative, you prefer to go with the flow rather than fight the current. link for pisces http://www.astrology.com/ssc/pisces.html |
wow that uncanny (the horoscope for sagitarrius) because i leave on Monday to study abroad for 5 months.
I will also be traveling around all of Europe as well.
see now that picses is right on with me i think...
LIBRA (Sep 23 - Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are a male, you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are excellent. Most Libra women are whores.
Yay! I'm probably queer!
I'm going to be one of those rich artistic gay guys!
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| Originally posted by beats and beeps LIBRA (Sep 23 - Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are a male, you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are excellent. Most Libra women are whores. Yay! I'm probably queer! I'm going to be one of those rich artistic gay guys! |
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| Originally posted by Slylee one out of 3 isn't bad |
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| Originally posted by Floorfiller see now that picses is right on with me i think... |
i can ALWAYS tell when someone is bullshitting me too.
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| Originally posted by Slylee you should go to the website and figure out your rising sign. the only thing you need to know is the exact time of day you were born. i'm pretty much like scorpio, except for the part about never forgiving people. i'm the opposite. i always forgive because life is too short. but the part about picking up on unspoken words is very true about me. i can always tell what someone is thinking or what they are going to say or how they will react...it's weird. it's like a 6th sense i can ALWAYS tell when someone is bullshitting me too. i'm also very much like gemini too (my rising sign)...especially the talkative, indecisiveness part. i can never make up my mind, let alone stick to a decision. it's kind of annoying. |
virgo is a bit too close to home for my liking
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| Originally posted by Mebot wow that uncanny (the horoscope for sagitarrius) because i leave on Monday to study abroad for 5 months. I will also be traveling around all of Europe as well. |
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| Originally posted by Floorfiller hmmm...yeah i'll have to figure that out. i think i was born in the early morning, but not sure... oh and i still want to know which signs i should be dating hehehe... |
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| Originally posted by Echo of Silence Jason, google it for all of us and post it up. I'll read it when I get back! You know, find something that says what signs get along well with other signs. |
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| TAURUS(Apr 20 - May 20) You are practical and persistent. You have dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamn Communist. |
My mom is big time into this stuff so i have my birth chart and everything.
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| Originally posted by Echo of Silence Jason, google it for all of us and post it up. I'll read it when I get back! You know, find something that says what signs get along well with other signs. |
pisces are supposed to go good with scorpio. there's usually 2 other signs it says you're good with.
i just know that because i'm scorpio and it says i go good with pices and cancer. i've only dated one cancer in my life and i've never been w/ a pisces or even known one. i'm always attracted to libras for some reason...i've been w/ 3.
my boyfriend is a capricorn and we're great for each other for the most part. it says that scorpio and capricorn make best friends, which is exactly like us. we are like two peas in a pod all the time instead of just "boyfriend and girlfriend". and we rarely fight.
and for friendship, i like other scorpios and for some reason, i've met 2 gemini chicks in the past few months and it was crazy how we instantly clicked...the first conversation, we were finishing each other's sentences and agreeing on everything we talked about. so i guess i really get along w/ other gemini females. they have lots of energy, which i love.
someone told me once that astrology is all works of the devil
oh well, i don't live my life by it, but sometimes i get a little surprised at how accurate it is...it's fun nontheless
Cancer - June 21 � July 21
Most Compatible: Scorpio and Pisces
Somewhat: Leo, Virgo, Taurus and Gemini
Least: Aries - insensitive, arrogant
Libra - not serious enough
Capricorn - too simple, unrefined
Neutral: Sagittarius and Aquarius
Scott is a Scorpio and it's by far the best relationship ever. He is more than just a boyfriend he is like my best friend.
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