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Posted by Slylee on Jan-14-2005 19:02:

Man, I am so frickin bored and don't feel like working

anyone got any good stories? how about funny drug stories...or bad ones. i dont feel like typing one yet.

just pick a topic...the other threads aren't really keeping my attention today.

Posted by placebo on Jan-14-2005 19:09:

nake dpics plz thankass

Posted by Miss Bliss on Jan-14-2005 19:09:

So I've talked to this German guy online a few times now. He asked me if I wanna see a pic of him, e-mails it to me, whatever. Normal face pic. Then asks if I wanna see some naked pics, I'm all like "hehe yea" thinking he's fucking around. He wasn't. 3 pics of his cock in my mailbox. Looks different than how I thought it would look, too, based on his face pic. I said as tactfully as I could, "you know, most normal Americans don't usually send naked pics to each other after 2 days." He said he was sorry. Is this a common German thing? He was a perfectly nice guy.

Posted by igottaknow on Jan-14-2005 19:10:

no interesting stories board as hell today trying to keep my mind on my work and off of TA. Waiting for my english tea to cool so i can wake my lethargic ass up.

Posted by igottaknow on Jan-14-2005 19:14:

quote:
Originally posted by Miss Bliss
3 pics of his cock in my mailbox. Looks different than how I thought it would look, too, based on his face pic.

you can tell what a guys dick looks like by his face?

Posted by placebo on Jan-14-2005 19:17:

nb4daswamper

Posted by Scottaculous on Jan-14-2005 19:18:

quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
you can tell what a guys dick looks like by his face?

Maybe he is black from the waist down.

Posted by Slylee on Jan-14-2005 19:19:

do you actually think about a guy's dick when you are dating/interested in him? hahah that's kinda funny, i NEVER think about it, or what it looks like or whatever until we're about to do it for the first time.

i'm not saying i don't sexually fantasize or anything, but i just never specifically think about or picture their dick.

Posted by Miss Bliss on Jan-14-2005 19:20:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
do you actually think about a guy's dick when you are dating/interested in him? hahah that's kinda funny, i NEVER think about it, or what it looks like or whatever until we're about to do it for the first time.

i'm not saying i don't sexually fantasize or anything, but i just never specifically think about or picture their dick.

Nah I don't. I especially wasn't thinking about this German guy's dick because the only dick I have thought about for the past 9 months is my boyfriend's...

Cmon Slylee you gotta know what I mean. Kid looked skinny and pale. But penis was strong and mighty.

Posted by Rodrico on Jan-14-2005 19:26:

quote:
Originally posted by Miss Bliss
But penis was strong and mighty.

that's funny...

Posted by placebo on Jan-14-2005 19:30:

LOL @ THIS THREAD

Posted by Floorfiller on Jan-14-2005 19:35:

Posted by igottaknow on Jan-14-2005 19:36:

Posted by Slylee on Jan-14-2005 20:09:

lol ur a little too happy w/ the photochopping there jason.

miss bliss...skinny guys have big ones! or is it italians

Posted by Michael19 on Jan-14-2005 20:17:

quote:
Originally posted by Miss Bliss
So I've talked to this German guy online a few times now. He asked me if I wanna see a pic of him, e-mails it to me, whatever. Normal face pic. Then asks if I wanna see some naked pics, I'm all like "hehe yea" thinking he's fucking around. He wasn't. 3 pics of his cock in my mailbox. Looks different than how I thought it would look, too, based on his face pic. I said as tactfully as I could, "you know, most normal Americans don't usually send naked pics to each other after 2 days." He said he was sorry. Is this a common German thing? He was a perfectly nice guy.

fuckn krauts

Posted by Slylee on Jan-14-2005 20:30:

i seriously have no motivation to do anything at work today. it's so dead. everyone left early except one boss and cheater psycho sagittarius boy. all i can think about is my hair appointment! i can't wait

Posted by jonze on Jan-14-2005 20:33:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
i seriously have no motivation to do anything at work today. it's so dead. everyone left early except one boss and cheater psycho sagittarius boy. all i can think about is my hair appointment! i can't wait

why dont you do an eric cartman impersonation, "Screw you guys, i'm going home"

Posted by Slylee on Jan-14-2005 20:38:

actually that "Fuck you, fuck you..." scene from Half Baked would be more appropriate!

Posted by Miss Bliss on Jan-14-2005 20:39:

out of here in 20 minutes... stuffing envelopes right now... my least favorite thing to do besides filing... going to see my boyfreind... gonna make some meatballs. over and out.

Posted by loca on Jan-14-2005 20:55:

quote:
Originally posted by Miss Bliss
Nah I don't. I especially wasn't thinking about this German guy's dick because the only dick I have thought about for the past 9 months is my boyfriend's...

Cmon Slylee you gotta know what I mean. Kid looked skinny and pale. But penis was strong and mighty.

Hahahahahaha

At first i was wondering what you meant as well... Like how would you know if his face mathced his dick type thing, but i see it now. Maybe he sent you pics of someone else's dick though?

Posted by beats and beeps on Jan-14-2005 21:00:

Re: Man, I am so frickin bored and don't feel like working

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
anyone got any good stories? how about funny drug stories...or bad ones. i dont feel like typing one yet.

just pick a topic...the other threads aren't really keeping my attention today.

Heres a funny drug story.

There once was a man from spain, he liked to do drugs in the rain. The rain stopped pouring and he stopped adoring, the one that gave him plain.

WTF always with the drugs in every fuckin thread.

Fuckin junkies.

Posted by l�cid on Jan-14-2005 21:49:

hahaha that's so true about dick sizes. skinny guys have thick meaty ones, whereas fat guys have smaller shorter ones... at least, for the most part it seems.

you know what's weird though, is that it's near impossible to tell how big a guys dick is when he's not skinny, yet not fat. like he's built and pretty big but he's not chubby. i've been fooled a few times when i thought "he seems like the type of guy who'd be hung"... then he's not.

ehh i guess i haven't done that much "research" to really assume these things though, lol.

i'm bored too. i just finished the graphics for an insane website so now i'm giving my brain a rest. i'm just excited to leave work so i can go to Office Max and get myself a leatherbound organizer so i can sort out all my finances and bills and shit.

yeah what an interesting life i lead.

i would have some funny drug stories, but i am having trouble remembering them.

Posted by beats and beeps on Jan-14-2005 22:25:

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid
hahaha that's so true about dick sizes. skinny guys have thick meaty ones, whereas fat guys have smaller shorter ones... at least, for the most part it seems.

WOOOOOOOOOOO I'm 6'2 130. The doctor says I should be worried.

I don't care if fat guys have smaller wangs than me.

They kick my ass anyways.

Posted by Cloudburst on Jan-14-2005 22:32:

define "well hung"...

Posted by Floorfiller on Jan-14-2005 22:40:

quote:
Originally posted by Cloudburst
define "well hung"...

reference the beastuality forum thread hahaha

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