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Advice on chatting up a foreign girl.

Ok never had any real experience with teh foreign girls before, just spend my time going after the quality home grown type.

But theres this French girl started up in college the other day, and daaaaaaammmmm shes fucking smoking hot. Utter ride, needs 'the plumbing' done to her if you know what I mean.

Anyway, I dont really want to fuck this one up. Trouble is, she has very little English and the chance of meeting her at a party is very very slim.

Just wondered if anyone has any useful experience with chatting up the foreign girls, as its something I havent done before.

tell her that you like to look up stuff on beastuality forums on the internet...french chicks think that's hot

Say, "Bonjour, Comment vas_tu? Je m'appelle Chris. Tu es une putain."

Well if you did want to take her out the perfect thing to do IMO would be to tell her since she's new that you would show her around...you might have difficulty having a conversation with her but that's just something you'll have to work through before giving her 'the plumbing.'

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Originally posted by Floorfiller tell her that you like to look up stuff on beastuality forums on the internet...french chicks think that's hot

lmao

I dont know i heard french chicks have hairy armpits

How about learning some french? lol
For some reason, people like to find people out of their country that speak their language. I get really excited if I meet somebody in the US that speaks italian... Plus, you could get her to help you out with your french...and french is sexy (not as sexy as italian tho!)

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Originally posted by TweeK lmao I dont know i heard french chicks have hairy armpits

tis not true

if she has poor english your fuckd(and not literally)

just blurt things out in a funny manner, then she will think you're funny.

and then sex her

tell her you voted for George Bush, your of German decent and you'd like to invade her

faites-vous l'aiment dans le pooper





word translators rock. Maybe she is here to learn a lil more english, or about american culture......hehe.


but I am sure if you try to learna lil french and speak with the worst accent and mispronounce everything she will find it cute, then IDP her.

Speak to her in a French accent.

Or tell her, "Qu'est-ce qui ce passe, mademoiselle? Tu veux coucher avec moi ce soir? J'ai un grand ami, dans mes pantalons, qui voudrais te connaitre."

say this she then will fall into your love


salut mon robinet est tr�s tr�s petit et les besoins d'�tre suc� vous le font-ils pour moi ? Votre �ne est vraiment bien et j'aime votre bande de frottement velue d'amour d'identification de mines mon visage dans eux

There's a simple way of making yourself understood:

1 - With your right hand, join the index and thumb to make a circle.
2 - Close your left hand, leaving the inder finger only.
3 - Insert your left index in the circle you formed previously.
4 - Make a back and forth movement with your left index finger entering and exiting the circle frequently.

This is understood internationnaly!

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Originally posted by Trancefered There's a simple way of making yourself understood: 1 - With your right hand, join the index and thumb to make a circle. 2 - Close your left hand, leaving the inder finger only. 3 - Insert your left index in the circle you formed previously. 4 - Make a back and forth movement with your left index finger entering and exiting the circle frequently. This is understood internationnaly!

Heh. Just what I expected from you ****s, a load of funny shite

I suppose I could go outside, dig up some snails, slaughter the frogs in the pond and bring them into college in my lunchbox.

Should impress a bit.

I don't think that it really matters where she is from, but it's hard to date someone who doesn't speak your language. I tried dating a Brazilian girl for a bit, but I could never really understand her and stopped dating her, because of that.

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Originally posted by NiteMer I don't think that it really matters where she is from, but it's hard to date someone who doesn't speak your language. I tried dating a Brazilian girl for a bit, but I could never really understand her and stopped dating her, because of that.

he doesn't want to date her he just wants to fuck her. hell i've had friend who fucked a deaf chix just for the fun of it

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Originally posted by igottaknow he doesn't want to date her he just wants to fuck her. hell i've had friend who fucked a deaf chix just for the fun of it

Agreed, but it's hard to spit game to a girl that doesn't understand what you are saying. Invite her over and throw some porn on the tv. She should catch the drift.

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Originally posted by Trancefered There's a simple way of making yourself understood: 1 - With your right hand, join the index and thumb to make a circle. 2 - Close your left hand, leaving the inder finger only. 3 - Insert your left index in the circle you formed previously. 4 - Make a back and forth movement with your left index finger entering and exiting the circle frequently. This is understood internationnaly!

i'd like to suggest an alternative method as well...

1. first, point at your desired target so she knows you're talking to her
2. next, take your left hand and make a circular shape
2. now, raise your left hand towards your mouth and move your hand back and forth while
3. simultaneously move your tongue to your right cheek in unison with your abeforementioned hand.
4. finish the manoeuvre by pointing at yourself as the recipient.

Put on some French gloves and hit her real hard between the eyes. That oughta give you some time to check out the plumbing.

LOl!

[[[smoke]]]

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just take advantage of the fact that she doesn't speak your language. less talk after sex.

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Originally posted by NiteMer Agreed, but it's hard to spit game to a girl that doesn't understand what you are saying. Invite her over and throw some porn on the tv. She should catch the drift.

i disagree if that was true you'd never be able to hook up with a chick at a loud club. either ur attracted to each other or not, words just get in the way

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Originally posted by igottaknow he doesn't want to date her he just wants to fuck her. hell i've had friend who fucked a deaf chix just for the fun of it

you got some cool friends

Ask her to a rave/club. The music will be loud enough that you wont have to talk alot.

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