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Posted by twisted on Jan-18-2005 01:56:

My Anniversary Is Tommarow, And I Have Nothing To Give!!! Help!

Tommarow, Tuesday the 18th, is me and my girlfriends anniversary. I havnt got her anything what-so-ever. I have no money, and even if i did, i wouldnt have a clue on what to get her. she is weird and quirky and has such odd tastes which cannot be labeled or pinned down to one kinda thing. she has been pampering me like crazy and i havnt done much at all for her simply because i have no ideas, not even ideas i could take risks with and do for her anyway. i really want to do something speacial, and perferablly cheap as possible as im fucking broke as shit. it WAS my last resort comming on here and asking for help but i really need it so. yeah, pleasefuckinghelpgoddamnit

Posted by Sunsnail on Jan-18-2005 01:56:

stuffed animal

Posted by twisted on Jan-18-2005 02:06:

thanks but nooo, she hates stuff like that.... nothing so traditional and well...boring. no flowers, stuffed animals, cards, or any fucking shit from gift shops n stuff..
more... ideas like going out.. concerts.. or places... and if you mention items..just original items

Posted by Sunsnail on Jan-18-2005 02:08:

you have no money though, how will you go to a concert

Posted by Yan on Jan-18-2005 02:09:

Make her a TA.

Posted by smokeape on Jan-18-2005 02:10:

Find a garden and rip off some flowers to make a bouquet. If you don't have money for a card, fold some paper together and make one and put a picture of both of you together in there (that'll make up for cheap quality). Get a cheap bottle of booze and pour it in a nice looking empty, but if you have no cash then go roll a wino and get a half a bottle of wine; fill the rest up with soda. Good to go.

[[[smoke]]]

Morgan Page ft Astrid Suryanto - Falling (Main Mix)

Posted by t�bias on Jan-18-2005 02:12:

I once painted a picture for a girl's birthday and she loved it.

Paint and canvas may require some money however, and you want to be able to make it into something.

Shoplifting could be an option, as the punishment for armed robbery is quite harsh.

The other option is to spend what money you do have on porn because if she is taking the anniversary seriously, and I'm guessing this because you know the date in advance, and you don't buy her something on par with what she gets you, there will be no sex for a while, and a reasonable chance you could lose one of your testicles.

Posted by nchs09 on Jan-18-2005 02:19:

give her what my sig says n00b

Posted by St�phanie on Jan-18-2005 02:26:

Cook her something. On my first anniversary with my BF we didnt have a lot of money so he baked me something and i thought it was the sweetest idea.

Posted by TweeK on Jan-18-2005 02:38:

stick it in teh pooper

Posted by DarkAngel on Jan-18-2005 02:40:

quote:
Originally posted by TweeK
stick it in teh pooper

LOL

Give her head.

Posted by Geoff on Jan-18-2005 12:05:

rubiks cube

Posted by insecurity on Jan-18-2005 12:58:

cohf

Posted by muzzybear on Jan-18-2005 16:35:

Take her to a nice mountain view with blanket and a hot thermos and tell her all night how amazing she is.

That's better than presents! Especially in Van. You have nice views there.

Posted by MunkyAngel on Jan-18-2005 16:41:

How long have you been together?

If you have any money how much is it?

Posted by UWM on Jan-18-2005 16:41:

quote:
Originally posted by muzzybear
Take her to a nice mountain view with blanket and a hot thermos and tell her all night how amazing she is.

To make that even better he should conveniently place duct tape and / or handcuffs within her sight somewhere in the car. When she asks what they are for, just say, "Don't worry honey, it won't hurt ... much."

That would be priceless.

Posted by bobba lou on Jan-18-2005 16:43:

give her a dirty sanchez!

Posted by jonze on Jan-18-2005 17:25:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
To make that even better he should conveniently place duct tape and / or handcuffs within her sight somewhere in the car. When she asks what they are for, just say, "Don't worry honey, it won't hurt ... much."

That would be priceless.

Posted by jonze on Jan-18-2005 17:26:

you could just do what homer simpson did and give your soul to her, its not like people actually use it.

Posted by Slylee on Jan-18-2005 17:27:

go to the grocery store and get some dunkan hines cake mix and make her a personalized cake. then get her a card and write a poem in it. you can make some roses out of construction paper or something too. it shows you put a lot of effort into it. oh yea, buy one red rose and use the pedals to sprinkle around the cake on the table or sprinkle them on her bed before you guys do the nasty. or just leave the rose on her car while she's at work or school.

or write a bunch of cute little poems and leave them around for her to discover throughout her day...starting with her car first thing in the morning...find out her schedule and make sure you leave little poems for her at work or school or whatever she does.

it's all about the presentation and delivery of a gift in my opinion. i was broke around the holidays and i could only afford get my boyfriend a couple of dvds and cologne (his bday is day after xmas so i felt like i should get him more). i bought a nice cake and got him balloons and some red roses. i had to pick him up from the airport on his birthday at night since he had been visiting his parents. so before i left to get him, i put the cake on the table w/ the balloons next to it and a couple roses arranged on the table with his presents...then i took what was left of the roses and i left one in the door knocker and one down each flight of stairs in our apt. building...we're on the 3rd floor. so when he got home and started walking up the stairs and saw roses, he looked confused at first, but then he knew it was his hopeless romantic girlfriend.

DAWWWWWWWWWWWW! don't you just want to puke now?

Posted by UWM on Jan-18-2005 17:27:

quote:
Originally posted by jonze234
you could just do what homer simpson did and give your soul to her, its not like people actually use it.

Don't forget, Homer also traded his soul for 1/2 of a Malomar.

Posted by jonze on Jan-18-2005 17:33:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
Don't forget, Homer also traded his soul for 1/2 of a Malomar.

classic

Posted by beats and beeps on Jan-18-2005 17:34:

Re: My Anniversary Is Tommarow, And I Have Nothing To Give!!! Help!

quote:
Originally posted by twisted
Tommarow, Tuesday the 18th, is me and my girlfriends anniversary. I havnt got her anything what-so-ever. I have no money, and even if i did, i wouldnt have a clue on what to get her. she is weird and quirky and has such odd tastes which cannot be labeled or pinned down to one kinda thing. she has been pampering me like crazy and i havnt done much at all for her simply because i have no ideas, not even ideas i could take risks with and do for her anyway. i really want to do something speacial, and perferablly cheap as possible as im fucking broke as shit. it WAS my last resort comming on here and asking for help but i really need it so. yeah, pleasefuckinghelpgoddamnit

hm...odd tastes?

Like what kind of odd?

Would she like it if you cut yourself for her? Thats pretty cheap.

I cant really think of anything else.

Posted by UWM on Jan-18-2005 17:36:

Re: Re: My Anniversary Is Tommarow, And I Have Nothing To Give!!! Help!

quote:
Originally posted by beats and beeps

Would she like it if you cut yourself for her? Thats pretty cheap.

Brilliant!

Carve her name in your forearm with a razor blade.

Just remember, against the grain!

Posted by Slylee on Jan-18-2005 17:39:

Hahah yea do it marky mark style and carve in her name and put �for eva� after it.

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