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INFO: Cuzo WMC Relief Effort (pls. help)

Fig. 1a. the descendant of the sacred line of manCuzo is depicted on the far left.
Cuzo is presently unable to attend WMC due to a lack of financial resources at the present time. after careful deliberation and consultation he has asked that i proceed with an idea which was raised to hav him 'sold' on eBay. The buyer must hav his Sicilian carcass shipped to Miami within 1 business day at their own expense. Proceeds of his sale will be used to reimburse the buyer for the cost of shipping.
Bidding will begin shortly after an appraisal of his stock value through input from this thread. all bids from TOTA are more than welcome.
please find it within your heart to help others who are less fortunate but greatly deserving of scandalous pleasure in the excess. please help us in this great time of need.
all suggestions and assistance is welcome..
disclaimer: By reading the preceeding message, you hearby agree to advocate the expedition of manCuzo to WMC 2005. The reader also forfeits any potential personal gain, windfall, or sexual delight as a result of partaking in this charity drive.
Ok, so what you're asking is that someone pay for his airfare to Miami for WMC.
Auction him off on eBay - if the final auction value (and actual received payment via paypal) is equal to 80% of the airfare to Miami (Ft. Lauderdale) for WMC - 2HP.ca Radio will pay the remaining 20% - as long as Cuzo agrees to be the offical 2HP.ca Radio correspondent (whatever that entails) and that Cuzo wears a 2HP.ca Radio t-shirt the entire trip (more than one will be provided) and that he hands out 2HP.ca Radio business cards while there.
Additional conditions: 2HP.ca Radio picks the airline, departure and return date (dates will ensure Cuzo is there for Ultra). Cuzo is responsible for all other costs.
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| Originally posted by rabbitjoker Ok, so what you're asking is that someone pay for his airfare to Miami for WMC. Auction him off on eBay - if the final auction value (and actual received payment via paypal) is equal to 80% of the airfare to Miami for WMC - 2HP.ca Radio will pay the remaining 20% - as long as Cuzo agrees to be the offical 2HP.ca Radio correspondent (whatever that entails) and that Cuzo wears a 2HP.ca Radio t-shirt the entire trip (more than one will be provided) and that he hands out 2HP.ca Radio business cards while there. Additional conditions: 2HP.ca Radio picks the airline, departure and return date (dates will ensure Cuzo is there for Ultra). Cuzo is responsible for all other costs. |
DEAL.
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| Originally posted by Cuzo DEAL. |
Here is a guideline:
2HP.ca Radio will send Cuzo from Toronto to Ford Lauderdale (which is a 30 miles to Miami). 2HP.ca Radio will pay for airfare from Toronto to Fort Lauderdale.
http://www.selloffairfares.com provides current prices from Toronto to Fort Lauderdale with departure of March 22 and return of March 27 with a price of $450 CAD (taxes included).
This means that the eBay auction must achieve at least $360 CAD$. Flight should be booked by February 7 2005.
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| Originally posted by rabbitjoker Here is a guideline: 2HP.ca Radio will send Cuzo from Toronto to Ford Lauderdale (which is a 30 miles to Miami). 2HP.ca Radio will pay for airfare from Toronto to Fort Lauderdale. http://www.selloffairfares.com provides current prices from Toronto to Fort Lauderdale with departure of March 22 and return of March 27 with a price of $450 CAD (taxes included). This means that the eBay auction must achieve at least $360 CAD$. Flight should be booked by February 7 2005. |
that is one classy picture. no one is gonna buy you on ebay with a pic like that.
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| Originally posted by Gamma that is one classy picture. no one is gonna buy you on ebay with a pic like that. |

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| Originally posted by dEsidEL RJ I found a flight from TO to MIA for $399.. we can help reduce ur pricing quota burden |
I have a flight voucher that expires soon, for US Airways, and I am not going to use it. The only problem is there are only a certain amount of seats reserved on each flight for these vouchers !! What date would the flight be for?
If a spot is available Frank, its all yours...
I can sponsor Cuzo for at least one slice of pizza while he's away. Mind you, one piece of pizza isn't going to get him far. He can really eat! I'll throw in a box of granola bars, too.
I like the second Cuzo picutre much better than the first.
He looks like one sorry mo-fo in the first one. More like himself in the second.
Have a nice trip, Cuzo! 
Re: INFO: Cuzo WMC Relief Effort (pls. help)
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Originally posted by dEsidEL ![]() Fig. 1a. the descendant of the sacred line of manCuzo is depicted on the far left. Cuzo is presently unable to attend WMC due to a lack of financial resources at the present time. after careful deliberation and consultation he has asked that i proceed with an idea which was raised to hav him 'sold' on eBay. The buyer must hav his Sicilian carcass shipped to Miami within 1 business day at their own expense. Proceeds of his sale will be used to reimburse the buyer for the cost of shipping. Bidding will begin shortly after an appraisal of his stock value through input from this thread. all bids from TOTA are more than welcome. please find it within your heart to help others who are less fortunate but greatly deserving of scandalous pleasure in the excess. please help us in this great time of need. all suggestions and assistance is welcome.. disclaimer: By reading the preceeding message, you hearby agree to advocate the expedition of manCuzo to WMC 2005. The reader also forfeits any potential personal gain, windfall, or sexual delight as a result of partaking in this charity drive. |
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| Originally posted by dallastar PUUUULeeeeze - I am DEFInitLY NOT goin' to pay for someone else airfare - it should be a goal to be able to manage and SAVE your money (in an ING direct accent) I will admit that this attempt is humourous - BUT I am not one to support this action! Thanks for comin' out and get a credit card and pay for a flight at www.cheapclights.com! ciao! |
To help in Cuzo's WMC efforts....
I am driving down to FLA with a friend (we have two open spots in the rental car)...
Final costs need to be worked out, but we would most definitely welcome a passenger of Cuzo's caliber....
Preliminary costs are as follows:
~$200(US) for the car for the week, unlimited mileage
~$30ish(US) for fillups....figuring there will be ~3 fillups on the way down, that is one per person...so one down, one up....
Total preliminary costs....~$130(US) for transportation....Costs would be lower if there was a 4th person in the car....
Much, much cheaper than a plane ticket....
The only 'gotcha' is that he needs to get to Detroit....
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| Originally posted by Spankmeister To help in Cuzo's WMC efforts.... I am driving down to FLA with a friend (we have two open spots in the rental car)... Final costs need to be worked out, but we would most definitely welcome a passenger of Cuzo's caliber.... Preliminary costs are as follows: ~$200(US) for the car for the week, unlimited mileage ~$30ish(US) for fillups....figuring there will be ~3 fillups on the way down, that is one per person...so one down, one up.... Total preliminary costs....~$130(US) for transportation.... Much, much cheaper than a plane ticket.... The only 'gotcha' is that he needs to get to Detroit.... |
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| Originally posted by dEsidEL think about Cuzo's children ... |
**ground shaking**
Hmmm, I thing Cuzo's dancing somewhere.
**rustling of a magazine**
now he's crapping somewhere
**ground shaking**
Oh! He's dancing again!

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| Originally posted by Spankmeister To help in Cuzo's WMC efforts.... I am driving down to FLA with a friend (we have two open spots in the rental car)... The only 'gotcha' is that he needs to get to Detroit.... |
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| Originally posted by muzzybear I'm driving to Detriot on the Wednesay night.... March 23rd...... |
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| Originally posted by muzzybear I'm driving to Detriot on the Wednesay night.... March 23rd...... |
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| Originally posted by muzzybear **ground shaking** Hmmm, I thing Cuzo's dancing somewhere. **rustling of a magazine** now he's crapping somewhere **ground shaking** Oh! He's dancing again! |

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| Originally posted by Spankmeister Well, we are planning on checking into the hotel (Sheraton Biscayne Bay) on Wed....so we would leave Tuesday morning... If transportation can be arrainged the weekend before, I do have accomodations that would suit Cuzo until the scheduled Tuesday Morning departure time....;-) |
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| Originally posted by dallastar Cuzo & the word children shouldn't be in the same sentence!~ hahahaaha Why does he plan on going to WMC and impregnating a bunch of women by fuckin' like a rabbit? oph brother! i have to go to work with these thoughtS!hahahah |
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| Originally posted by dEsidEL hav some mercy |
Booooooyakasha.....
I feel the love....and I'm late for work, shit.
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| Originally posted by Cuzo Booooooyakasha..... I feel the love....and I'm late for work, shit. |
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