Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie make a FARM sex video..

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Posted by dallastar on Jan-21-2005 02:33:

Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie make a FARM sex video..

could this be True I dunno, but it is wortha giggle or two!

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ALTUS, Arkansas � Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie may have been the butt of jokes for subjecting themselves to ridicule on The Simple Life, but they the got the last laugh by making some money with their butts.

"But my butt hurts," said Paris.

Moonlighting with the Fox TV camera crew and a wide assortment of farm animals, Paris and Nicole produced a steamy sex video, Paris Does Altus.

The girls went from filthy rich to just filthy, as they rolled in the mud and copulated with animals.

"The animals didn't behave any worse than the guys we pick up at parties in Beverly Hills," said Nicole, "but they don't buy you coke."

"The farmers taught us 'ho'ing,'" said Nicole. "Get it?"

"The only downside is that I don't get to wear many outfits in the video," said Paris. "The crew kept telling me to take everything off."

"And, oh yeah. The other thing was that Tinkerbell got eaten by a goat," said Paris. "I mean literally. Tinkerbell's gone."

"But I have to admit," added Paris with a smile, "that I fell in love with a horse."

what do u think ??

I think Dallas is addicted to PAris!does it work

Posted by Lumps on Jan-21-2005 21:34:

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh I would fold both them into quarters.

Posted by dallastar on Jan-21-2005 22:33:

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Originally posted by Lumps
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh I would fold both them into quarters.

how about nickles?

or even loonies - here in canada!

Posted by Wrench on Jan-21-2005 23:11:

I hate Paris Hilton

Posted by hrt_mike17 on Jan-21-2005 23:50:

god damn Nicole Richie is so damn hot..

Posted by Geoff on Jan-22-2005 10:16:

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Originally posted by hrt_mike17
god damn Nicole Richie is so damn hot..

lol, wat have u been smoking, drinking, and shooting up

Posted by Tufan on Jan-22-2005 13:54:

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Originally posted by Geoff
lol, wat have u been smoking, drinking, and shooting up

+1

Posted by La5eR on Jan-22-2005 17:17:

They both are ugly, Ayumi Hamasaki, Natalie Portman, and Christine Taylor all the way.

Posted by Plastick on Jan-22-2005 20:49:

Looking at that pic, they dont look 'pretty' at all... And one of them even got such plump thighs

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Originally posted by La5eR
They both are ugly, Ayumi Hamasaki, Natalie Portman, and Christine Taylor all the way.