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So the other day im out, after school and im thinking "shit i only got 1.5gb left on my computer, all the *downloads* i do, i think ill buy myself some blank DVDs"
So im looking at all the choices.....10 blank DVDs for 7.99, 25 for 12.99......and im thinking....wow, thats cheap, even the 10 pak. Hmm.....i look around, and i see a 25 pack, going for 9.99. Fuck it, im buying that, i noticed one was scratched, but if one is damaged, i still got another 20+ with 4.7gb on each. So whatever, its a steal.
So i buy the DVDs and im on my way home. Im about to transfer some *shit* from my HD to the discs....but i get one disc, thats already been burned. And im thinking, "Hmmmmmm.......i wonder whats on this one....."
I checkout the files, and theres about 8 files. Each having the word GAY on the .mpeg file. 
So im thinking "open or not......"
"open or not........"
"open or not........"
"Fuck it, im 20, im old enough not to get freaked out by some wack shit, nothing scares kamil!" *tough guy, powerup!*
"Click, open, open with, VLC, Play........*
OMFG!!!!! Its gay porn! Look:
click here for link
So im sitting there, watching this stuff..................
*jaw drops to the ground*
No girls, nothing.....just.......MEN......and, they even had the "lithp!"
"Do you hear me boi? DO YOU HEAR ME?!?!"
"Yeth! Yeth!!!!"
Im not going into further details.....
Anyone else got some wack stories like this?
wtf? These were NEW DVDs?? 
No, one package was already opened, it must have been a return, but the price was reduced for a 25pak down to the same price as a 10pak, so if one was messed, i didnt care. But i got pwned anyway. LOL
Did you buy this package of DVDs off the street?
Edit - N/M just saw that you bought them reduced.
I bet someone did that on purpose.
i wouldnt go around telling people that you watch gay porn. i hope you brought them back and bitched about it.
It was the people who worked there. They were all like, ok whos gonna buy the discount dvds muahaha.
The entire store broke out in laughter as the door closed behind you.
Haha couldve been anyone, but this is a pretty funny story.
was your mom in it?
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| Originally posted by DjSaline was your mom in it? |
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| Originally posted by DjSaline was your mom in it? |
Re: Free Pleasure
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| Originally posted by kamil So the other day im out, after school and im thinking "shit i only got 1.5gb left on my computer, all the *downloads* i do, i think ill buy myself some blank DVDs" So im looking at all the choices.....10 blank DVDs for 7.99, 25 for 12.99......and im thinking....wow, thats cheap, even the 10 pak. Hmm.....i look around, and i see a 25 pack, going for 9.99. Fuck it, im buying that, i noticed one was scratched, but if one is damaged, i still got another 20+ with 4.7gb on each. So whatever, its a steal. So i buy the DVDs and im on my way home. Im about to transfer some *shit* from my HD to the discs....but i get one disc, thats already been burned. And im thinking, "Hmmmmmm.......i wonder whats on this one....." I checkout the files, and theres about 8 files. Each having the word GAY on the .mpeg file. So im thinking "open or not......" "open or not........" "open or not........" "Fuck it, im 20, im old enough not to get freaked out by some wack shit, nothing scares kamil!" *tough guy, powerup!* "Click, open, open with, VLC, Play........* OMFG!!!!! Its gay porn! Look: click here for link So im sitting there, watching this stuff.................. *jaw drops to the ground* No girls, nothing.....just.......MEN......and, they even had the "lithp!" "Do you hear me boi? DO YOU HEAR ME?!?!" "Yeth! Yeth!!!!" Im not going into further details..... Anyone else got some wack stories like this? |
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| Originally posted by beats and beeps Fucking Pirate. Stop destroying music. You're making your precious artists cry. Thats right. You're making your precious paul van dick cry YOU HEAR ME BOI? DO YOU HEAR ME BOI? SAY IT! SAY YOU LOVE ME! |
Was it tie$to and PvD???
You probably should have known not to open them when you saw "gay" in the titles and they were MPEG's. What did you think? It was gonna be some people having a gay ol time in their happiness?
Worse than that is when it hits you unexpectedly. On a couple of occasions I've been watching straight porn and there are always previews in the beginning. So it's all normal previews and then, BAM, it hits you, and they throw in a gay preview or a she-male preview. The herms are the worst. You see a nice snatch and then, wait, what's that? Oh shit it's a cock too.
if i got a pack of DVD-R's with gay porn, i don't think i'd consider it "Free Pleasure"
unless it was gay female porn.
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| Originally posted by l�cid if i got a pack of DVD-R's with gay porn, i don't think i'd consider it "Free Pleasure" unless it was gay female porn. |
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