Good Torture Methods For Those Who Say, "Trance Sucks, Britney Spears is Better."

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Posted by DJ Sunburn on Oct-31-2001 21:17:

Good Torture Methods For Those Who Say, "Trance Sucks, Britney Spears is Better."

I have a "friend" who says, Trance Sucks, Britney is better. I would love to find a way to torture him. Gimme some ideas. Make 'em real good for Halloween!

Posted by Flippe on Oct-31-2001 21:21:

Just lock him up in a big room and let him hear trance all the day,
I'm sure he gonna like it!

Posted by JDamage on Oct-31-2001 21:24:

I think they're already being tortured because they're missing such amazing shit..........don't worry about it..........trance is for the chosen ones.
your friend obviously has not been chosen.......(perhaps yet)

l8ts

Posted by Trancewave on Oct-31-2001 21:34:

I say peel off his fingernails one by one with pliers, mafia style!

and uh,,um....i happen to like Britney spears.

Posted by hypronix on Oct-31-2001 21:41:

quote:
Originally posted by Trancewave
I say peel off his fingernails one by one with pliers, mafia style!

and uh,,um....i happen to like Britney spears.

the bitch stole 2 trax from BT!!! her maagers, tho, but anyway... and I heard someone saying her new album is more mature as of sound... she working with proeminent faces of the dance & r&b scene... fuk fuk fuk!

I guess pop-biz is really fuked up... all are enmies... think they can make OURs dirty too...

fuk. and again fuk and if U feel like.. fuk her too!

Posted by Trancewave on Oct-31-2001 22:22:

hey hypronix, isn't it great that BT and Britney Spears are working together LOL! that's great! hehe!

And what is everyone's beef with Britney? She is such a sweet creature.
MMmmmm, Trance and Britney Spears together. Life can't get much better than this.

Posted by RavingLunatic on Oct-31-2001 22:27:

I like britney spheres too.

I watch her videos, with PVD blasting in my headphones!

as for torture methods.. being a britney fan is torture enough!

Posted by JM on Oct-31-2001 22:45:

1. lock them up in a room, tie their hands, and ducktape them to the chair or something
2. make them listen to some long ass live sets, like PVD's, Tiesto's, Johan Gielen, etc...u get the point..

torture enough for the non-trance lover!

>JM<

Posted by Dj O'Callaghan on Nov-01-2001 01:02:

Nah you what to do it Irish style, Lesson 1 first beat him with baseball bats untill he can't walk, if that doesn't work Lesson 2 kneecap him sectarian style, and if that dosen't go to right cruify him to the ground using the great big bolt gun things they use for road works, and play him some PVD, Tiesto, Ferry, Armin, and Mauro be careful though he'll probably bleed to death within 30 seconds to a minute lol, and if all fails either grab an AK 47 or an M16 and gun him down in the street, or just let him get on with listening to Britney he'll probably look back on it when he's older and say to himself 'why the fuck did I listen to that shit I must of had no taste in music then'

Posted by j_spot on Nov-01-2001 02:14:

ima sllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaave 4 u.

Damn, that video is so good when muted!

if u really wanna torture him, make him listen to the songs that dont make it to air. they are absolute crap as opposed to meagerly crappy.

that should do em in

BTW u guys heard the news bout brit? apparently they ditched BTs tracks on the next CD saying that they dont fit the style of the new CD.

AND Britney has said shes grown up, now why the f*ck wont the media let her grow out of the little girly image? Shes wants to be bad as she wants to be, and nobody should give a shit about what she does.
^^^^^^^^^
that is a next to complete and accurate quote

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Nov-01-2001 03:48:

Why torture him? Just kick him in the nuts! Once is good enough to knock SOME sense into him.. or at least knock enough testosterone out of his balls to bring him back to reality.
Then do it again for good measure.

bse

Posted by itsamemario on Nov-03-2001 01:56:

quote:
Originally posted by Juricimo
1. lock them up in a room, tie their hands, and ducktape them to the chair or something
2. make them listen to some long ass live sets, like PVD's, Tiesto's, Johan Gielen, etc...u get the point..

torture enough for the non-trance lover!

>JM<

yur forgetting that you have to put the treble WAAAY up...
it hurts like hell when it gets too high...

Posted by Ur Dream Grl on Nov-03-2001 02:49:

quote:
Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan
Nah you what to do it Irish style, Lesson 1 first beat him with baseball bats untill he can't walk, if that doesn't work Lesson 2 kneecap him sectarian style, and if that dosen't go to right cruify him to the ground using the great big bolt gun things they use for road works, and play him some PVD, Tiesto, Ferry, Armin, and Mauro be careful though he'll probably bleed to death within 30 seconds to a minute lol, and if all fails either grab an AK 47 or an M16 and gun him down in the street, or just let him get on with listening to Britney he'll probably look back on it when he's older and say to himself 'why the fuck did I listen to that shit I must of had no taste in music then'

DAWMMMMMMMMMMMM....

Dude I love you....

kinda scary but those are definately the real way to torture..

xoxo Ur Dream Grl

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Nov-03-2001 09:37:

But then he dies..

Then he cannot appreciate the goodness pf Electronic muzak.
Damn..I'm hammered and tired. gootdnihgt, guys.

bse

Posted by Cloud9 on Nov-03-2001 18:11:

There are some sick ppl in here...................AND ITS FUCKING GREAT

I think listening to britney is torture enouph, i can't understand how you can listen to that shit instead of trance..............BLOWS MY FUCKING MIND.

Lates

Posted by hypronix on Nov-03-2001 20:36:

well, I guess my previous post was deleted...

anyway, about my post about BT and BS (Britney Spears, though U could... ahem... ) I think I have the right to be upset abut this kind of things happening, and not only to BT (BTW, FUCK Oakenfold for the same reason, for stealing Flesh from BT... okay, end of fan-2-artist flaming). but our society, to hungry for greens, will do this kind of things until our minds will reach the mental achievemnt of not-caring for materialistic values.. anyway.

one torture... make them listen to heavy-metal, trash-metal and the kind... for a week, 24-7... and them slip in some Robert Miles, anyway, something chill... mellow-trance or stuff like this... should be good enough.

or shove a stick-speaker (U know the kind) up his ass and play BS on it, with high bass... and then see what he thinks of BS afterwards!

Posted by Geed on Nov-03-2001 21:35:

uhh. looks like my previous thread was deleted too WTF???
Did I say something ofensive ??

Posted by hypronix on Nov-04-2001 00:40:

quote:
Originally posted by Geed
uhh. looks like my previous thread was deleted too WTF???
Did I say something ofensive ??

I don't think that was it, I read somewhere on the boards Swamp had to restore the backups or somethin', so everything done before the backups were made has been lost... dunno, might not be that either...

Posted by IRONIgor on Nov-04-2001 05:35:

Britney? did u say Britney?

recently I've heard Britney - Stronger (Q Burns Abstrakt Message mix) and I should say it is a VERY SWEET house track... Her voice was distorted so much that I even liked it... Can't find mp3 now ((( cause it's a rare 300 bootleg copies release..

So many man, so many minds.

Posted by boy_luke_y2k on Nov-04-2001 08:26:

How about (this is really good for those with a lack of fitness in their lived :
stick the trance on full blast, somid like the trance energy sets, 2000 of course
tieing their hands really tight to the bars on the front of a treamill, and put the ****** on at full pelt, then get a belt or a whip or somid and whack them till they cry, then they fall over and the treadmill feels like its pulling your body apart, so they have to get up again, then if you feel real nasty ask them for a drink, and if they say yes piss in a glass then force them to drink it or crank up the treadmill some more. if he/she is still not converted give them a few blasts with a baseball bat/golf club, or as my friend actually tried to do to himself, (WHY?), shave off their nipples with a blunt rasor blade (hurts more for men apparently). Then give him a few blasts to balls if its a dude.
More, course you do
Stop the treadmill, and ask them if they still like whatever shite they liked, and if they like trance yet. If they say no ask them if they want some new shoes as they probably have holes in the ones they got on now, then get some really big shoes, half fill them with cement/concrete, then put them back on them, tie them on real tight and melt a plastic bag onto their feet (and legs to add to the effect), so no concrete escapes, then turn the treadmill on as fast as it can go, the heat will help set the cement. after a few minutes, they probably pass out, cure this by a few boots to the abdomen region, now is also a good time for finger breaking.
If this don't work, ill have to post some more stuff, there's a good website for something like this, I'll post the url later, also to keep the ideas flowing watch and japanese gameshow!

Posted by DJ Sunburn on Nov-04-2001 13:28:

What songs did she take from BT?

Posted by hypronix on Nov-05-2001 00:04:

Re: BT

quote:
Originally posted by DJ Sunburn
What songs did she take from BT?

I know there was a colaboration suposed to take place betweem the MAN and BS. but after they did the songs, prolly because the managers wanted to alter them too much (I'm sure that BT made them as popish as possible, but still...) so he pulled them. but rough copies were kept and so she's gonna have them after all.

if U want more details, U can check the message bord on www.bt-network.org I wish I would have a better link to give (more accurate) but as I have 33.6 it's a torture to go and look'em up now... sorry. or just surf the news category and look around. but in the messagebord I think they actually give names.

as for Mr. Perfecto, Paul Oakenfold (and I am trying to restrain my anger now) he has jacked BT's Flesh (song that now belongs to Jan Jhonston I think, but I can't say for sure... anyway, I don't know what is the exact story of this song. but if U listen to it it's definetly BTs style....

and boy_luke_y2k, as wicked as a human brain can get, U might just cross the line... but by torturing him while trance plays in the background he will only hate it more. and that's a fact.

Posted by DJ Sunburn on Nov-05-2001 01:54:

Uhh...

Well...Boy_luke...I don't know what to say about that one...it's a little harsh..i guess.

Posted by boy_luke_y2k on Nov-10-2001 10:09:

Re: Uhh...

quote:
Originally posted by DJ Sunburn
Well...Boy_luke...I don't know what to say about that one...it's a little harsh..i guess.

I know, fairly harsh

But I dont kill them:

quote:
Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan
Lesson 1 first beat him with baseball bats untill he can't walk, if that doesn't work Lesson 2 kneecap him sectarian style, and if that dosen't go to right cruify him to the ground using the great big bolt gun things they use for road works, and play him some PVD, Tiesto, Ferry, Armin, and Mauro be careful though he'll probably bleed to death within 30 seconds to a minute lol, and if all fails either grab an AK 47 or an M16 and gun him down in the street

Posted by DJ Sunburn on Nov-10-2001 20:50:

Torture Complete

I'd love to thank you all for your contributions to the torture ideas and I finally came down to some elements I really enjoyed...so here's what happened to my "friend."

Three nights ago he came over and I popped in DJ Tiesto's Trance Energy 2k liveset just to get the mood going nice and energetic....

I asked him if he liked trance around the time Vangaboys- Kiss came on and he said, "No, this crap is whacked up."

So the torture proceeded.... I put a small photo of Britney on the floor which immediatly sent him flying for the picture. He ran over to pick it up and I pulled the lever to the cage that fell over him. The bars were steel locked and unescapable.
"What are you doing," he asked.
I explained to him what was happening and such blah blah... and pulled out my nine and busted his knee cap which caused him to collapse and fall to the floor screaming in agony. Then I pulled out a beer and splashed it on his wound where he moaned in pain some more.. It was great! I then threw a match on him which set him aflame for awhile. He rolled it out unfortunatly... but he was nice and scarred up for the next procedure. I placed him on the table and smashed his left testicle with a hammer. After a few seconds of crying the Balaeric Bill song came on and the hectic frenzy began...I cut his stomach open and placed maggots and roaches inside where they crawled franically. I asked him if he liked trance and he said "NO!" Then I took shards of glass and forced him to gargle them in his throat.
So after that I placed him in my isolation chamber with several of my pet rats in distilled darkness.
Well...the gurgled screaming stopped this morning and I'm betting he's dead...Too bad he had to die such a moron.

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