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Posted by DjShlian on Jan-26-2005 05:46:

Impressing your peice of meat

so how do u guys impress your girlfriend?
Valentines was coming up so i was hoping to buy her some flowers and give her the change

Posted by beats and beeps on Jan-26-2005 05:47:

Girlfriend?

Woah, you've got it all wrong.

This is an electronic music site.

Posted by Scottaculous on Jan-26-2005 05:52:

Another relationship thread... I thought this is a cooking thread about marination techniques.

Posted by PhloTron on Jan-26-2005 05:52:

Valenwhathuhs Day?

Please Elaborate...

Posted by Boomer187 on Jan-26-2005 05:53:

quote:
Originally posted by beats and beeps
Girlfriend?

Woah, you've got it all wrong.

This is an electronic music site.

so true.

I show up on their doorstep buck nekked with a hatchet.

Posted by DjShlian on Jan-26-2005 05:54:

last year i didn't have a peice of meat, so i didn't do nothing for valentines day except have sex with her sister

Posted by Floorfiller on Jan-26-2005 06:16:

i have jury duty on valentine's day this year

Posted by biznology on Jan-26-2005 06:19:

is this Vivid? can i carbomb you?

seriously!|

Posted by Clovis on Jan-26-2005 06:28:

Boomar gave me good advice once...it involved a 12oz glass of 151.

Posted by trunks1022 on Jan-26-2005 06:31:

quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller
i have jury duty on valentine's day this year

i just finished sitting on a jury for a murder trial

Posted by Boomer187 on Jan-26-2005 08:28:

quote:
Originally posted by Clovis86
Boomar gave me good advice once...it involved a 12oz glass of 151.

j00 forgot aobut pillowfights at 4 am.

Posted by bas on Jan-26-2005 08:48:

hey i have to go to court on the 14th too! weird...i think the govt does that on purpose, you know to keep the divorce rate nice & high. "what do you mean you were 'at court' its valentine's day you deadbeat!"

Posted by Arbiter on Jan-26-2005 10:06:

If you want to impress someone, a good start would be to do something impressive. As opposed to, you know, something that millions of other people do.

Posted by tu_face on Jan-26-2005 10:10:

what the fuck kind of bigot retard are you?

is it any wonder we don't get girls on this forum with thread titles like this? "Impressing your piece of meat"... pfft.

thread title edited, if you have a problem with that, pm me about it.

Posted by DarkAngel on Jan-26-2005 10:27:

quote:
Originally posted by tu_face
what the fuck kind of bigot retard are you?

is it any wonder we don't get girls on this forum with thread titles like this? "Impressing your piece of meat"... pfft.

thread title edited, if you have a problem with that, pm me about it.

OMG WTF!?!?

Posted by Nrg2Nfinit on Jan-26-2005 10:28:

quote:
Originally posted by biznology
is this Vivid? can i carbomb you?

seriously!|

omg teh squirrel is trippy!

Posted by tu_face on Jan-26-2005 11:16:

quote:
Originally posted by DarkAngel
OMG WTF!?!?

well i for one don't want to see that kind of term being banded around here.

Posted by Trance Nutter on Jan-26-2005 11:17:

quote:
Originally posted by tu_face
well i for one don't want to see that kind of term being banded around here.

Not only that, it was quite confusing.

I thought he was talking about his todger..........

Posted by Basstard on Jan-26-2005 12:14:

quote:
Originally posted by tu_face
what the fuck kind of bigot retard are you?

is it any wonder we don't get girls on this forum with thread titles like this? "Impressing your piece of meat"... pfft.

thread title edited, if you have a problem with that, pm me about it.

so thats how you impress them!

Posted by Lira on Jan-26-2005 12:49:

quote:
Originally posted by Arbiter
If you want to impress someone, a good start would be to do something impressive. As opposed to, you know, something that millions of other people do.

Completely agreed.

Break into her house and throw passion fruits at her arse (if she's sleeping, and she sleeps naked, that's a bonus). If she asks you what you're doing, be sincere - tell you wanted to hit it with passion.

Works like a charm.

Posted by Dervish on Jan-26-2005 13:43:

Buy her some total bullshit present girls like that (no flowers, prefume, choclates unless in addition to something unique). The less practicle the higher the romance.....weird huh?

A hint for the future any time you are with her when she says she likes something but doesn't buy it, write it down then buy at times like these, hence you are the caring listening boyfriend who buys the best things (she'll tell her friends and everything... ace being "the good boyfriend").

I gave an ex of mine an acre of the moon (bs I know). She loved it..... Her friends even asked if I bought her it becase it seemed too stupid for me and like something she'd buy (not that she was stupid really.... just buys shit for herself, got me a leatherman one christmas tho : ) ).

Posted by Omegasox on Jan-26-2005 14:33:

How many names are you going to register under? At least try to conceal who you are then maybe you won't keep getting banned.

Posted by fbgdavidson on Jan-26-2005 14:44:

Take her to Paris...worked alright last year...and stay at a decent hotel....and don't fly coach.....and don't take her to McDonalds for lunch....

Posted by Floorfiller on Jan-26-2005 14:46:

Posted by UWM on Jan-26-2005 14:51:

You could buy her some Lowry's seasoning salt and some other herbs?

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