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Posted by Lira on Jan-26-2005 13:50:

And you thought you had seen it all...

My turn to post wacky news:





THAI ELEPHANTS TOILET TRAINED

Thailand�s talented elephants are about to add toilet-training to their repertoire of skills, which already includes painting, dancing and playing musical instruments. The elephant handlers, or mahouts, at a private enclosure near Chiang Mai, are determined to teach their charges how to use specially-designed giant-sized toilets, according to The Nation newspaper. Several large concrete loos have been installed, equipped with a rope-flush that can be pulled with the gentle tug of a trunk.

An eager five year old elephant named Diew has been put on toilet duty, trialling the new sanitation system and its jumbo-sized plumbing.

The operators of the facility at Mae Taman, 50 kilometres north of Chiang Mai, are hoping that the toilets will keep the tourist attraction clear of huge and unsightly elephant droppings. With fully-grown Asian elephants able to consume over 100 kilograms of forage in a day, even a small group of the animals can produce massive amounts of poo.

Mae Taman and Chiang Mai are among Thailand�s most popular destinations, drawing international visitors who are fascinated by the country�s clever pachyderms.

Thailand�s Asian elephants are an endangered species, with an estimated population of 3,000 to 4,000 animals. A century ago, around 100,000 elephants roamed the jungles of Siam, as Thailand was formerly known.

The elephants kept at Mae Taman have been rescued from Bangkok�s streets, where they were put to work by their owners to collect money from tourists.




Lovely, isn't it?


Posted by Billabong on Jan-26-2005 13:53:

Makes me wanna take a dump.


Posted by igottaknow on Jan-26-2005 14:14:

isn't technology wonderful? what will the think of next?


Posted by sooper on Jan-26-2005 15:26:

quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
isn't technology wonderful? what will the think of next?


Probably Penis Cradles. That way you don't have to hold your own penis when you pee. This way you can be productive when taking a piss, with both of your hands available. Imagine the possibilities!


Posted by igottaknow on Jan-26-2005 15:55:

quote:
Originally posted by sooper
Probably Penis Cradles. That way you don't have to hold your own penis when you pee. This way you can be productive when taking a piss, with both of your hands available. Imagine the possibilities!

hands free pee technology already exists its called Depends Adult Diapers


Posted by Sykonee on Jan-26-2005 16:19:

That oliphaunt looks quite happy. Maybe he should be in a Charmin commercial.


Posted by sooper on Jan-26-2005 16:43:

quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
hands free pee technology already exists its called Depends Adult Diapers


Did you get a rash? You seem bitter bout the whole experience.


Posted by Floorfiller on Jan-26-2005 16:55:

that's a big shitter



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