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Happy Birthday Haak and Arbiter!!!
Happy birthday to both of you 
22 years old, eh? Getting old, aren't you? 
I remember being 22.
happy birthday to both of you
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
happy bdayy
Forum's best producer and forum's best giver of brutally honest advice...
...Happy Birthday 
damas felices de cumplea�os 
This fact strengthens the conspiracy theories though... how come two of the most talented TA's were born in the same day?
Yes, they're twins.
Vostok base, Antartica. 27th of January - 1983
In the laboratories of the Soviet Antartic base, two babies were designed. Haakinov and Arbitchev Arbitrev, like Yin and Yang. They'd become czars, goal not achieved by neither Lenin nor Stalin. These two babies would be far more powerful than both leaders combined. Together, they could conquer Asia, and take over the world. Mongolians and Koreans who believed this project would be a great loss for their goals of unification felt threatened by these Soviet babies. They recruited a legion of glowing penguings to attack the base.
Chaos, fury and penguins everywhere. Little time had the young kids - the penguings flew over both of them. Haakinov would later be inspired by this episode, composing an epic music known as "Fly, Penguin, Fly" (and "Space Shuttle", because the memories are blurred in his mind and he thinks the base was space shuttle). Arbitchev Arbitrev, on the other hand, could see nothing in the sea of penguins. There was nothing, but there was everything... that led him towards nihilism.
Both of them fell in the ocean, and the streams took them 1,000 km apart. Now Arbitchev is somewhere in Florida, in the warmth of his Yangdom. Haakinov harboured in cold Norway, guided by his freezing Yinship. Haakinov learned the art of dealing with sounds. Arbitchev mastered the technique of constructing thoughts.
The Soviet Empire collapsed without them and now little is known about these children. All we know is that two decades and two years after their birth, their individual power has been strengthened by their way of life and, if they ever meet, the Earth will immediately start spinning backwards. There will be a huge black-out, and cable TV's won't work anymore. Michael Jackson will become a priest so he will be able to do what he's been doing for years. Coke will be deprived of carbonation.
It will be a nihilist utopia brought by the project Annunaki - the final redemption of capitalism.
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| Originally posted by Lira In the laboratories of the Soviet Antartic base, two babies were designed. Haakinov and Arbitchev, like Yin and Yang... |
Happy Bday
happy birthday both of ya =)
habby pirthday
Agents codenames Haak and Arbiter. I take this opportunity to congratulate you on successfully completing your 22nd year of life on this planet, and more importantly phase 1 of operation pink flamingo. The world is convinced that the great RUssian Empire has collapsed, and that our great bureau has become corrupt and renamed to FSB. When I receive confirmation of the quantity o underpants stolen we can proceed with phase 2, and soon world domination will be ours.
General Astroboyevich
Head of Global Domination Division
K.G.B.
PS - The TA's have come to know our plans, inform the other agents in the Russian thread that all non-affiliated TA's are to be eliminated immediately. Of particular importance is the elimination of the one who calls himself Lira, we suspect he is a rogue former-KGB agent. He knows too much.
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| Originally posted by Lira This fact strengthens the conspiracy theories though... how come two of the most talented TA's were born in the same day? Yes, they're twins. Vostok base, Antartica. 27th of January - 1983 In the laboratories of the Soviet Antartic base, two babies were designed. Haakinov and Arbitchev, like Yin and Yang. They'd become czars, goal not achieved by neither Lenin nor Stalin. These two babies would be far more powerful than both leaders combined. Together, they could conquer Asia, and take over the world. Mongolians and Koreans who believed this project would be a great loss for their goals of unification felt threatened by these Soviet babies. They recruited a legion of glowing penguings to attack the base. Chaos, fury and penguins everywhere. Little time had the young kids - the penguings flew over both of them. Haakinov would later be inspired by this episode, composing an epic music known as "Fly, Penguin, Fly" (and "Space Shuttle", because the memories are blurred in his mind and he thinks the base was space shuttle). Arbitchev, on the other hand, could see nothing in the sea of penguins. There was nothing, but there was everything... that led him towards nihilism. Both of them fell in the ocean, and the streams took them 1,000 km apart. Now Arbitchev is somewhere in Florida, in the warmth of his Yangdom. Haakinov harboured in cold Norway, guided by his freezing Yinship. Haakinov learned the art of dealing with sounds. Arbitchev mastered the technique of constructing thoughts. The Soviet Empire collapsed without them and now little is known about these children. All we know is that two decades and two years after their birth, their individual power has been strengthened by their way of life and, if they ever meet, the Earth will immediately start spinning backwards. There will be a huge black-out, and cable TV's won't work anymore. Michael Jackson will become a priest so he will be able to do what he's been doing for years. Coke will be deprived of carbonation. It will be a nihilist utopia brought by the project Annunaki - the final redemption of capitalism. |
Happy Birthday!
Frenzy 
Happy b-day to the silent producer prodigy and the nihilist skeptic
GEFELICITEERD
happy birthday guys!!
a very happy birthday to both!
it's getting haak in here \o/
happy birth to both 
happy birthday guys
Happy birthday guys!
Haak is a talented producer and Arbiter is well, opinionated 
Happy b-day ya talented bi00tches!
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| Originally posted by astroboy PS - The TA's have come to know our plans, inform the other agents in the Russian thread that all non-affiliated TA's are to be eliminated immediately. Of particular importance is the elimination of the one who calls himself Lira, we suspect he is a rogue former-KGB agent. He knows too much. |
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