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Posted by mezzir on Jan-31-2005 22:05:

:wtf:

http://www.thingie.net/rants/what/

Posted by bas on Jan-31-2005 22:37:

wow this was the coolest story i have ever read. i liked how most of his strategies came from video games. i wonder what all that "blood" was though

Posted by mezzir on Jan-31-2005 22:55:

yeah idk
i have it bookmarked and every few months i actually look at my bookmarks and find it, its an awesome read

Posted by l�cid on Jan-31-2005 22:58:

i have it bookmarked too. it was posted within another thread in here a while ago. great read but fucking demented.

Posted by AwakenedAddict on Jan-31-2005 23:03:

I took one look at it and dismissed it based on pure length. I decided to take a peek at it anyhow, and WTF that is one insane story.. i couldn't stop reading

Posted by Lateralus on Jan-31-2005 23:07:

Greatest story ever, absolutly phenominal. Very Chuck Palahniuk-esque.

Posted by Orbax on Jan-31-2005 23:07:

moral at bottom for short attention spans

Ive never had a problem with crazy people cuz you just gotta show em you can be crazier. Being really strong helps cuz you can get them in a choke hold and even the craziest person goes temporarily sane in those last moments when you realize that you cant breathe and the person choking you could kill you. A sweet "Savor the moment of your redemption, friend, and receive the blessings your maker. I didnt want it to end like this" whispered into their ear and make some sniffling noises like youre crying. Then re plant your feet wider and re shift your grip. "This is the fucking end" and tighten on their jugular and theyll pass out.

Quickly put them in a sleeping bag and duct tape the shit out of it. Throw them in your car and drive for like 3 hours. Park and walk around muttering and drag things around.

The first part always worked. I only did the second part to someone once as a joke but they got kind of scared....i almost felt bad but it was hilarious. We later let them out and thank god because the cops pulled us over with like 8 cars and made us get out. Someone had seen us pushing him into the trunk and called the po po.

even made it into the police and fire section of the paper @@

anyways Moral: Be crazier than the other person and youll win.

Posted by nrjizer on Jan-31-2005 23:11:

Awesome story

Posted by jonSun on Jan-31-2005 23:34:

Posted by Boomer187 on Jan-31-2005 23:43:

quote:
Originally posted by Orbax

anyways Moral: Be crazier than the other person and youll win.

thanks. I got lost after reading 2 lines.

I think I can fill in the blanks.

Posted by C3sharp on Feb-01-2005 04:46:

Holy Crap!

Posted by Yan on Feb-01-2005 05:22:

Captivating read.

Recommended.

Posted by N|te-L|fe on Feb-01-2005 06:53:

Wow, fucked-up weirdo

I liked that line:

"He owned 6 tarantulas, and would let one run around free-range. He assured me he had "tamed it." I assured him he was a stupid fuckhead"

Posted by Citizen X on Feb-01-2005 12:22:

What a stupid and fake story

Posted by Yan on Feb-01-2005 18:11:

quote:
Originally posted by Citizen X
What a stupid and fake story

Well duh... He does have "AUTHOR" under his username.

Posted by DjDeComp on Feb-01-2005 19:03:

thats a cool story, should be a book

Posted by BTG on Feb-01-2005 19:53:

they should make a movie.

Posted by placebo on Feb-01-2005 20:13:

I couldn't stop laughing.