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Posted by pho mo on Feb-03-2005 07:03:

i've always got flat hair

well i wear headphone a lot, the type that has a band (with nice padding) that goes over the top of my head.

but that means i've always got flat hair, just in the middle of my head.

using products make it worse because the headphones 'set' my hair in that position.

but i don't see anyone else walking the streets with this signature hairstyle. what gives? is there some kind of secret that nobody is telling me??

Posted by D-res on Feb-03-2005 07:08:

have the headphones one when your mixing then have them sit around your shoulder when you're not

or drape them on your ears and have them hanging down in front of you or behind your neck..

Posted by Zenchowdah on Feb-03-2005 07:10:

Re: i've always got flat hair

quote:
Originally posted by pho mo
well i wear headphone a lot, the type that has a band (with nice padding) that goes over the top of my head.

but that means i've always got flat hair, just in the middle of my head.

using products make it worse because the headphones 'set' my hair in that position.

but i don't see anyone else walking the streets with this signature hairstyle. what gives? is there some kind of secret that nobody is telling me??

i used to get that too. but then i joined the navy, and i have no hair anymore. but if you watch someone like armin or carl cox mix, they usually just do a one ear thing.

Posted by Zenchowdah on Feb-03-2005 07:17:

quote:
Originally posted by josh4
its the same thing as hat hair from wearing a hat all day

nah, hat hair is uniform. headphone hair looks goofy because its just the middle thats flat.

Posted by Yan on Feb-03-2005 07:55:

Teach me this flat-hair technique you use.

I'm naturally frizzie and a little curly so I have an afro going for me. XD

Posted by pho mo on Feb-03-2005 11:00:

yeah i can't have my headphones draped around my shoulder when not mixing.

fact is i work as a programmer not a DJ and thus have my headphones on ALL DAY when programming. if i want to go for a beer after work, then i look stupid.

yeah, hat hair looks dumb but i think most people would empathise with you. headphone hair is a very modern affliction and most people just don't get it.

hmmm navy hair, that's a good idea. Maybe that'll work for yan too, frizzie or 'phoney we should just chop that shit off!

Posted by Floorfiller on Feb-03-2005 13:08:

you need a hair style that will compliment the headphones hehehe...like messy hair so after you take them off...you can mess it back up

Posted by Trance Nutter on Feb-03-2005 13:20:

The way I see it, you have two options:

this

or this

ah, the fun you can have with google images.....

I recommend option two, you can always still pick up chicks that hang out in librarys, chess clubs etc.....

Posted by pho mo on Feb-03-2005 14:58:

yeah, i get your point. but while those two guys maybe sexy they've not got 'phone hair. let me demonstrate :

i'm sure you can see the issue now, it's not good!!!

Posted by Trance Nutter on Feb-03-2005 15:12:

Yeah, but if you have hair like those guys, no more 'phone hair problem.

Take example number 1, whom I shall call...... Henry
Young Henry here need not suffer from this debilitating condition of 'phone hair, for any 'phones he wears, sits easily atop his shiny dome, with no hair to mess up.
WHile it may be thirty or more years to reach what researchers like to call, "The Henry Solution", you can make a start now by doing anything that stresses you out unnecessarily, such as dating a devout christian chick who refuses to have sex before marriage.

Now for example number two, whom I shall call......... Frederick.
Stylish Frederick need not worry about 'phone hair. With his stylish and modern hair styling, Frederick avoids 'phone hair by having his hair pasted to his head. Frederick's 'phones sit atop his hair, with no compression of hair, leading to less messing of hair than his friends with less trendy hair styles.
Frederick is sure to be a hit with the ladies, with a lack of 'phone hair compared to his 'rivals', and is sure to attract young Madeline's attention at church group. An impending relationship with devout Madeline will no doubt lead to "The Henry Solution" later in life, hence meaning young Frederick has a lifetime without having to worry about this condition afflicting many youths today.

Scientific fact my friend. Just follow Henry and Fredericks lead, and you too can avoid 'phone hair.

I don't think I've ever dribbled so much shit in my life!

Posted by KilldaDJ on Feb-03-2005 15:42:

i suppose u could shave ur head...

but u dont wanna end up like