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Posted by Vivid Boy on Feb-05-2005 19:12:

dont u love it when this happens

so u go out drinking the night before and hit a few parties. u get drunk as hell drinking everything in sight from moonshine to grappa to beer to rum and cokes. u wake up the next morning shit faced. and u feel an urge in ur stomach. do u have to puke? no u dont feel it in ur throat. hmm what could it be. and when u get up and have breakfast it hits ur ass like a double barrell shotgun. u know what u got to do. so u make a run for that washroom. pull down ur pants and drop it like its hot. an eruption lets go and that pain in ur stomach fades with one fowl swoop from ur sphincter. u get up clean urself up, whip annd turn around to flush. however when u flush nothing happens. u flush again still nothin. u look outside and see a plumber's truck and realize ur water has been turned off and the toillete u did ur business in is the patient that needs to be operated on.

God Bless Saturdays and every smelly plumber out there

Posted by Carney on Feb-05-2005 19:14:

liquidation

Posted by LKD on Feb-05-2005 19:18:

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Eric u sick bastard i jsut ate my lunch

Posted by Vivid Boy on Feb-05-2005 19:21:

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Originally posted by DJ El Kay Dee
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Eric u sick bastard i jsut ate my lunch

sorry. i just really felt like saying drop it like its hot in reference to a turd.

Posted by DarkAngel on Feb-05-2005 19:21:

An early contender for Thread of the Year 2005.

Posted by LKD on Feb-05-2005 19:24:

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
sorry. i just really felt like saying drop it like its hot in reference to a turd.

yea i noticed that...dont worry...

Posted by Vivid Boy on Feb-05-2005 19:27:

its gonna be funny when the plumber gets back from home depot. he has no clue whats awaiting him. i went back in the washroom and its like a warzone in there. and the submarine is still at sea level

Posted by Funkyfun on Feb-05-2005 19:43:

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
the submarine is still at sea level

HAha.... hopefully the plumber won't go into a comma after seeing the length and width of that submarine u manufactured and kept as a souvenir....

Posted by goodnet on Feb-05-2005 19:44:

Re: dont u love it when this happens

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
and when u get up and have breakfast it hits ur ass like double barrell shotgun.

LOL!!!!!!

Posted by VERTiG0 on Feb-05-2005 19:50:

It's a Los Angeles class SSN isn't it?

Posted by Pett on Feb-05-2005 19:53:

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
sorry. i just really felt like saying drop it like its hot in reference to a turd.

I knew it!!!!! soon as i read it

Posted by Vivid Boy on Feb-05-2005 22:53:

he sunk my battleship

Posted by vickyvale on Feb-05-2005 22:57:

Re: dont u love it when this happens

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
and when u get up and have breakfast it hits ur ass like a double barrell shotgun. u know what u got to do. so u make a run for that washroom. pull down ur pants and drop it like its hot. an eruption lets go and that pain in ur stomach fades with one fowl swoop from ur sphincter. u get up clean urself up, whip annd turn around to flush. however when u flush nothing happens. u flush again still nothin.

That reminded me of Dumb and Dumber. hahaha
No offense.

Posted by Matt on Feb-05-2005 23:33:

for a second I thought I accidentally clicked the McDonalds breakfast thread.

Posted by DarkAngel on Feb-05-2005 23:39:

quote:
Originally posted by Matt
for a second I thought I accidentally clicked the McDonalds breakfast thread.

Posted by MarkT on Feb-06-2005 03:01:

quote:
Originally posted by Matt
for a second I thought I accidentally clicked the McDonalds breakfast thread.

Posted by cap on Feb-06-2005 04:02:

Haha, post-binge drinking shits are the worst.

Posted by dance2dabeat on Feb-06-2005 06:34:

that is just horrible......

Posted by Playa24_7 on Feb-06-2005 06:34:

Re: dont u love it when this happens

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
so u go out drinking the night before and hit a few parties. u get drunk as hell drinking everything in sight from moonshine to grappa to beer to rum and cokes. u wake up the next morning shit faced. and u feel an urge in ur stomach. do u have to puke? no u dont feel it in ur throat. hmm what could it be. and when u get up and have breakfast it hits ur ass like a double barrell shotgun. u know what u got to do. so u make a run for that washroom. pull down ur pants and drop it like its hot. an eruption lets go and that pain in ur stomach fades with one fowl swoop from ur sphincter. u get up clean urself up, whip annd turn around to flush. however when u flush nothing happens. u flush again still nothin. u look outside and see a plumber's truck and realize ur water has been turned off and the toillete u did ur business in is the patient that needs to be operated on.

God Bless Saturdays and every smelly plumber out there

HAHAHAHHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! best told story ever!!

Posted by Mr Rogers on Feb-06-2005 17:32:

ya man....funny stuff

Posted by matty on Feb-06-2005 17:44:

Re: dont u love it when this happens