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-- this forum lacks everything.. **UPDATED** tobias has provided some OZONE kareoke
this forum lacks everything.. **UPDATED** tobias has provided some OZONE kareoke
need i say more.
cmon someone, AMUSE ME.
This is personalised for you:
hmm slightly amusing, yet it lacks originality like most of your posts 
NEXT
lol on my quest to find something amusing
those who remember the popular euro song that BLITZED the CHARTS
O-ZONE - DRAGOSTE DIN TEI
here is TOBIAS'S RENDITION OF DRAGOSTE DIN TEI
i could post some pr0n
edit;.....ahahahah thats fukin gold.
At first glance I didn't think rez was that smart, but then I found him on the centre stage.
http://media.animal.discovery.com/f...309_winner.html
Smart and funny, I apologise.
haha see now your showing initiative. I am proud of you son
Toosh toosh, and you haven't even seen me inject crack cocaine into my eye balls...
cmonnn check out that link people, probably one of the best vocal perfomances of our lifetime
haha nice nice but how do you find the time to find these things rez
oh and kudos to the talking bird
coz im a geek and i have geek contacts, beleive it or not that fat kid singing is the leader of my clan in CS.
[5AM] r e z (trance::addicted)
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| Originally posted by rez hmm slightly amusing, yet it lacks originality like most of your posts NEXT lol on my quest to find something amusing those who remember the popular euro song that BLITZED the CHARTS O-ZONE - DRAGOSTE DIN TEI here is TOBIAS'S RENDITION OF DRAGOSTE DIN TEI |
i reckon the only reason ppl find this forum boring is because of the post whore thread, we set the bar too high, nuthing comes close
^^^
I disagree. The post-whore thread was ok, but it can be topped. People just need to drink, or get high, or somethin.
Ok, how bout I go looking for true stories about drunk canadians doing stupid things with the local wildlife. Those are always a decent read.
i hope that would entertain me as much as that story about a pommie guy trying to hump a street light..
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| Originally posted by tachyon i hope that would entertain me as much as that story about a pommie guy trying to hump a street light.. |
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| Originally posted by Sly_Guy ^^^ I disagree. The post-whore thread was ok, but it can be topped. People just need to drink, or get high, or somethin. Ok, how bout I go looking for true stories about drunk canadians doing stupid things with the local wildlife. Those are always a decent read. |
^^^
the story of how I became sly guy is good, but not something I'd start telling my stories with. I'll regail you with the tale of my last semi-formal in highschool instead.
Anyway, like I said, this was my last highschool semi-formal, and my group of friends wanted to do something stupid to basically cause a scene. So, thinking because the previous year I dyed my hair 'hawaiian blue' the bar was already set pretty high. My friends wanted all to go as pimps [as dressing pimp wasn't totally the fashion style or favorite halowe'en costume yet], but I felt that wasn't crazy enough. At some point, I was sitting in a math class, debating on what exactly I should dress like and I begin asking the advice of a nerd 2 rows up who's not going to attend. I do this because I want to keep my insane ideas on acceptable wear quiet so the reaction at the formal will be nothing short of spectacular. This guy, exclaims 'oh no, you're not going in an ape costume are you?', to which I replied 'I am now!!'
So my friends and I head out to a large city costume rental shop, and begin to browse. Ideally I was looking for a large plush and brown ape costume [a la donkey kong] to which I could wear a blazer overtop and still qualify as 'semi-formal' dress. Finding only a thin black one, and knowing it won't stand out in the darkness, I though my hopes for causing a scene were dashed. But then....Seemingly out of my desparation, a new, much better costume was found. Down the aisle, I saw something....Something big....something purple....something with a tail....Oh my god! It was a barney the dinosaur costume!!!
The night of the semi formal, my friends and I had gotten a hotel room near where the party was to be held, and decided on a very large pre-drink. Having both a fake ID, and the guts to actually use it, I soon discovered that barney's tail was empty. So after finishing off about half a litre of gin, I ran out to the nearest liquor store, then followed that up with a hardware store to buy some tape, and the local 7-11 for some free straws. I returned, to finish off my 26er of gin, and taped the 2 mickeys of vodka on the inside of my tail. I put holes in the caps of the mickeys and ran straws from the inside of the tail thru the costume and into the headpiece.
Now picture 5 drunken guys [they all pussied out with their costumes] and one purple dinosaur stumbling on the downtown streets of a major city. I get to the door of this place, my english teacher is at the door, doing checks to make sure no one's bringing in booze, and she just looks at us an laughs. She's laughing so hard and the only question on her mind is 'who's in the costume?'. I explain who it is, with much slurring of speech, and she replies, well considering this is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my 20 years of teaching, I'll let you all in.'
So now, we're in, and barney's gotta make a scene. We're fashionably late, so the dancefloor is mostly full, when all heads turn to see a giant purple dinosaur misjudge the last step up and fall over. Well that didn't bug me too much, I was quite intoxicated. For some reason, a lot of girls who knew me very well refused to dance with me, while others I had no idea who they were were just itching to get a piece of this questionable prehistoric. Anyway, Barney runs into some other friends, who were surprised by the whole episode, and decide they're gonna have some fun. One guy wants to headbutt the head of barney, and me, being drunk agree. Thinking the padding on the top will be ample protection in my altered state of mind, misjudged the timing of the blow only for him to completely miss the desired area, and hit the open mouth of the beast, where my face is pressed against with no padding. [Out the mouth was how I saw] Completely knocks me out for like 30 seconds, next thing I remember is sitting at a table with the head off and people telling me to drink from the straws now protruding from the costume, as they assumed it was a built in water supply. My nose is bleeding, and only the next day did I find out it was fractured, and now I'm also drinking way more vodka than I should. I do recover, party it up on stage for most of the rest of the night at the request of the DJs, and head to the afterparty still very drunk.
Anyway, that's my barney the dinosaur story. There are pictures in the yearbook, but I don't have a scanner, nor an image-hosting account.
hehe, nice one slyguy.. we want 1 more, 1 moreeeeeee
it's too long to read while being straight...
i'll have to do it later..
..or maybe i'm just being an impatient fuckwit 
lol again you out-do yourself. captivated from start till finish.
mate email me the pics and ill put em up for ya.
or even better... another 'Stupid Things Canadians Do' story PLEASE!!!
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| Originally posted by Kozzie i can beat that but dont have the time stilts , sunroof , 80 kilometres , 20 kilometres then musta been 200 kilometres |
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