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Posted by t�bias on Feb-08-2005 23:55:

Bert Newton.

I just don't get it.

The guy has a head the size and shape of a watermelon, hair that appears to be stuck on with super glue and the most boring show in television.

But the girls go wild for Burt.

Just why is it?

Posted by Matt Jay on Feb-09-2005 00:18:

maybe he's a sex machine

Posted by stamper on Feb-09-2005 08:40:

He shits all over the other morning TV programs.

If i was a mum at home i would have a thing for him as well.

Posted by OLi_A on Feb-09-2005 12:47:

would have to agree with stamper on this one
the thing is he has been around for so damn long and is still a hit
granted some of his bits are a tad lame, but you still laugh cause its just Bert (note he has the same status as Jesus)
still love how he does bits with his hair

Posted by Timski on Feb-10-2005 00:30:

Bert is awesome and always has been since the graham kennedy days... hes just got a natural funny talent to joke about himself... GMA does quite well and its a good excuse for them to still keep him on TV, but also when he was on the panel not too long ago he was a massive laugh... also i would watch GMA over kerrie anne's show any day of the week

... I fucking hate that mole

Posted by t�bias on Feb-10-2005 01:39:

So a man's humour can overcome all type of superficial barriers?