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Posted by Ian on Feb-09-2005 15:46:

Must Have Valentines Card

love is in the air

Posted by UWM on Feb-09-2005 16:07:

That's a fucking b-yoot. What does the inside say, "I love you like flies love shit?"

Posted by Ian on Feb-09-2005 16:13:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
That's a fucking b-yoot. What does the inside say, "I love you like flies love shit?"

knowing Tesco something like

"if this card does not meet your sexual needs, please return it for a full refund. This does not affect your statutory rights, however if you're stupid enough to buy this, you may also be interested in our Value Flowers, Mouldy Baked Beans and our very highly regarded range of 'Single Meals' for the guy who won't pay enough to get a woman"

Posted by [mart] on Feb-09-2005 16:29:

I love it. I'd be happy with one of those, even. Better than nothing.

Posted by UWM on Feb-09-2005 16:40:

MaRt I'll send you a Valentine's card overseas if it makes you feel better I'll even use horrible puns based on your production aliases. Something like, "Someday, friend, you'll find the right woman for you. It's a Shore Thing."

Posted by Ste on Feb-09-2005 16:49:

Re: Must Have Valentines Card

quote:
Originally posted by Ian^

love is in the air

that is genus

ill get harriet one

Posted by Spad on Feb-09-2005 17:05:

Quality

Posted by Billabong on Feb-09-2005 17:32:

More like an anti-valentine card, send it to whoever you want to break up with

Posted by Acton on Feb-09-2005 17:43:

thats some seriously funny shit, my girlfriend would rip my balls of if i got her that 4 valintines day. is this real??? cant believe tesco actually did this!

its valintines day card for those who dont want to show all there love lol

Posted by Dervish on Feb-09-2005 18:04:

quote:
Originally posted by Acton
thats some seriously funny shit, my girlfriend would rip my balls of if i got her that 4 valintines day. is this real??? cant believe tesco actually did this!

its valintines day card for those who dont want to show all there love lol

So would my ex. I had to get a very specific type of card everytime. Took ages.

I think it's ace though. Made my day actually if it's real.

Only recovery from that is that inside it says "I bought this card because I didn't have any money after buying you these tickets for a holiday in rome.".

Posted by Simcut on Feb-10-2005 12:41:

quote:
Originally posted by Ian^
knowing Tesco something like

"if this card does not meet your sexual needs, please return it for a full refund. This does not affect your statutory rights, however if you're stupid enough to buy this, you may also be interested in our Value Flowers, Mouldy Baked Beans and our very highly regarded range of 'Single Meals' for the guy who won't pay enough to get a woman"

LOL, Ideal For One products are part of my product area, hehe!

I look after Prepared Veg, Baby Veg, Exotic Veg, Stir Fry and Herbs that pic has been around work quicker than Jamie Oliver pisstakes.

Posted by Ste on Feb-11-2005 08:13:

i think it's a valentines card for someone with a sense of humour tbh. i reckon if i got the haz meister this (even though its fake, you'd have to make it obviously) she would find it funny and would probably prefer it to me just buying a "normal" valentines card from the millions about. i think some people forget that love does not = money

Posted by chojin on Feb-11-2005 10:30:

yeah i'd hope whoever i was with had that sense of humour, last year she would have, this year, alone......but not fussed

Posted by Unknown DJ on Feb-11-2005 12:33:

Are they acually real? Are Tesco selling them? If they are, i SO want one

Posted by Ste on Feb-11-2005 16:31:

quote:
Originally posted by Unknown DJ
Are they acually real?

nope

Posted by Unknown DJ on Feb-12-2005 00:45:

quote:
Originally posted by Ste
nope

Posted by chojin on Feb-12-2005 15:21:

pretty simple to make in photoshop though...it's just a matter of getting it printed on the right material.

Posted by Acton on Feb-14-2005 13:20:

quote:
Originally posted by chojin
pretty simple to make in photoshop though...it's just a matter of getting it printed on the right material.

i might actually make one of these just for shits and giggles, dont know if she will find it funny though, but i think just i case i value my life, ill have a proper one close by.

would of been givin the cards to her today....but noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, shes in the fookin grand canary islands or whatever there fookin called

/me feels lonely

Posted by Ricksta on Feb-14-2005 13:42:

ive made a version of it if anyone wants and is maybe desperate and has thus far not got a card

its in pdf format tho

http://www.mpfspromotions.com/rickstarandoms/Tesco.pdf