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Posted by Simcut on Feb-15-2005 16:11:

Talking So, how do I tell a work colleague to shave her f**king moustache?

Guys,

predicament, me and my colleagues wonder how we should tell a girl in the department to shave her moustache without offending her :S Its wrong, seriously wrong....she's in the early stages of a tache she must have more hair on her than Richard Keys :|


Posted by Swamper on Feb-15-2005 16:13:

Get her a gift certificate for a spa so she can get that shit waxed off

Do it anonymously


Posted by Floorfiller on Feb-15-2005 16:13:

i've totally wanted to say something to girls before...but i seriously don't see anyway to do it without offending...


Posted by UWM on Feb-15-2005 16:14:

"You know how many men have to shave every day? Well, surprisingly enough, some women should too!"

Then watch her break down in tears.


Posted by Mr. Pink on Feb-15-2005 16:15:

Rasta

ive known a few chicks with moustaches....


but then again, they had penises too


Posted by Boomer187 on Feb-15-2005 16:15:

pics or stfu.


Posted by Floorfiller on Feb-15-2005 16:15:

you could always take a pic of her...photoch0p a real mustache on it and then leave it on her desk with a note that says "take care of this"


Posted by UWM on Feb-15-2005 16:16:


Posted by Boomer187 on Feb-15-2005 16:17:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM



awwwww gross.



but id still hit it.


Posted by Floorfiller on Feb-15-2005 16:17:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM




damn one day too late to ask that little lady to be my valentine!


Posted by Simcut on Feb-15-2005 16:18:

Smile

quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller
you could always take a pic of her...photoch0p a real mustache on it and then leave it on her desk with a note that says "take care of this"


<3 Jason, I wont come to TA for the chop sooey skills though, you guys suck at it! :P

isnt it weird though? doesnt she know its there? :| she absolutely reaks of make up too *cough*


Posted by Simcut on Feb-15-2005 16:19:

Smile

quote:
Originally posted by Swamper
Get her a gift certificate for a spa so she can get that shit waxed off

Do it anonymously


No way am I spending money on that werewolf


Posted by Steve Stephano on Feb-15-2005 16:20:

Haha, touchy subject. It's easy to joke about it with girls you are friends with, but when you come upon one with a proper moustache it becomes more obvious by the attempts not to look at it.

A cruel way could be leaving this on her desk:

She won't know who put it there - hopefully, but she may take the hint.

If she is a good friend though I reckon I would be comfortable to tell her.


Posted by Floorfiller on Feb-15-2005 16:22:

quote:
Originally posted by Simcut
isnt it weird though? doesnt she know its there? :| she absolutely reaks of make up too *cough*


oh i know...i mean seriously...i've seen girls that obviously take good care of themselves have a little hair and i'm thinking why don't they notice? i would notice straight off if i was a chick i'd be like looking at that shit 50x a day


Posted by Simcut on Feb-15-2005 16:22:

nah she isnt a friend or anything, just I have to speak to her a lot and I can hardly look her in the face otherwise I'd start laughing :S


Posted by Radagast on Feb-15-2005 16:26:

Hmmm...discreet...discreet....must be discreet....


Ask her if her favorite celebrity is Gene Shalit.


Posted by Floorfiller on Feb-15-2005 16:26:

quote:
Originally posted by Radagast
Hmmm...discreet...discreet....must be discreet....


Ask her if her favorite celebrity is Gene Shalit.




Posted by verndogs on Feb-15-2005 16:32:

quote:
Originally posted by Simcut
No way am I spending money on that werewolf


start a collection


Posted by stren on Feb-15-2005 16:38:

I don't see any way of saying that without her offeding. Maybe she does kno about it but is affraid to remove it
i've dated a girl with a slight moustache, and she offten joked about it ("why are you attracted to me; i have a moustache") but damn the rest was too hot to mind this slight stache


Posted by Simcut on Feb-15-2005 16:38:

Smile

quote:
Originally posted by verndogs
start a collection


:S


Posted by Simcut on Feb-15-2005 16:40:

Smile

quote:
Originally posted by stren
I don't see any way of saying that without her offeding. Maybe she does kno about it but is affraid to remove it
i've dated a girl with a slight moustache, and she offten joked about it ("why are you attracted to me; i have a moustache") but damn the rest was too hot to mind this slight stache


unfortunately not the same case here, this colleague wouldnt look out of place in a zoo


Posted by stren on Feb-15-2005 16:51:

quote:
Originally posted by Simcut
unfortunately not the same case here, this colleague wouldnt look out of place in a zoo

rofl



than maybe suggest there is a vacancy in the zoo cause one of the gorillas died

If its so bad, why would she bother gettin rid of it ?; she will be teh ugly anyways


Posted by Simcut on Feb-15-2005 16:53:

Talking

quote:
Originally posted by stren
rofl



than maybe suggest there is a vacancy in the zoo cause one of the gorillas died

If its so bad, why would she bother gettin rid of it ?; she will be teh ugly anyways


well, she is teh ugly, f0 sh0 but...the problem I have is that I and others have to look at her when we talk to her, or try to, and trying to be polite is very very hard when your speaking to a gorilla.


Posted by EarnYourKeep on Feb-15-2005 16:54:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM


go into work early
print this out
leave a disposable shaver ontop of the printout on her desk

no names, nothing!


Posted by d-miurge on Feb-15-2005 16:57:

I found pics !







PS : I'm french so I have a moustache for my childhood (and don't forget the wine).


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