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Posted by 3jaz on Feb-17-2005 03:18:

Rainbow

http://rainbow.arch.scriptmania.com...tv_episode.html

For those of you who don't know, "Rainbow" was a credible childrens TV show from the 70's and 80's. This clip was actually broadcast and watched by millions.

Posted by nils on Feb-17-2005 19:24:

this
is
hilarious
!

Posted by dallastar on Feb-17-2005 20:26:

funny stuff!

Posted by R.j. on Feb-17-2005 20:37:

wonder if that was done on purpose

Posted by Zombie0915 on Feb-17-2005 23:13:

that couldnt have possibly been done with innocent intentions.

i mean, that just seems so crazy the way they used all that dirty symbolism, it just seems like they put effort into finding the right words.

*plays with the maraccas

Posted by SteelWolf on Feb-17-2005 23:33:

OLD... but teh funneh

Posted by dallastar on Feb-17-2005 23:36:

here are the words

quote:
The sketch opens with Zippy peeling a banana...

Zippy: "One skin, two skin, three skin, four.... "

George: "Zippy, where is Bungle?"

Zippy: "I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up"

We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from behind it.

Bungle: "Geoffrey, I can't get it in"

Geoffrey: "You managed it last night"

Bungle: "I know, let's try it round the other way around. Ooooooh, I've got it in"

Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a hammer and peg kit

Bungle: "Would you stick this on the shelf, George"

George: "I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up yourself,

Geoffrey (to camera) " Hello everyone, today we are talking about playing"

Bungle: "Playing with each other, Geoffrey?"

Geoffrey: "Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you like to play with?"

George: "Yesterday we played with our balls.

Are we going to play with our friend's balls today?"

Bungle: "Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well."

Geoffrey (to camera): Have you seen Bungles twanger?

Zippy: "Oh I have, I showed him how to pluck with it."

Bungle: "It's my plucking instrument."

Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle

Zippy: "I can, I'm the best plucker here."

George: "And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?"

Zippy: "Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft."

Geoffrey: "Let's get back to Bungle's twanger."

Bungle (excited): "Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all paint our twangers couldn't we?"

George: "Let's sing that plucking song."

Bungle: "Rod and Roger can get their instruments out and Jane has got two lovely Maracas."

Singers Rod, Roger and Jane enter.

Rod: "We could hear you all banging away."

Roger: "Banging can be fun."

Jane: "Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and Roger."

Roger (looking sad): "Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument."

Geoffrey: "Never mind Roger, let sing the plucking song, come on

everybody get your instruments out."

Rod (to Jane): "Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging away?"

Jane: "Oh no Rod, I was blowing a lot with Roger last night. But would you

like to play with my maracas?"

Zippy: "No, let's just pluck away with our twangers."

Bungle: "Yes, it doesn't matter what size your twanger is."

Zippy: "I've got a big red one."

George: "I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to play with it."

Geoffrey (to viewers): "Well, have you got your twangers out? And remember,

you can bounce your balls at the same time. If you haven't got any balls,

ask a friend if you can play with his. Now, let's all sing the plucking song."

Everyone in studio: "Pluck, pluck, pluck away, we're going to pluck all day today."

"Pluck, pluck, pluck away, we're going to pluck all day."

Geoffrey (to viewers): " It's time for us all to go now, but don't forget to

get your twangers out and play with your balls." "See you soon. Bye."

Posted by JackJ on Feb-19-2005 07:39:

omg...this is fucking great...i think i actually remember seeing this when i was a kid and lived in england

Posted by Agenz on Feb-19-2005 14:03:

I can remember reading about this once and the writers wrote it on purpose to see if it would pass. I think they were finished at a later date

Posted by mef on Feb-20-2005 00:15:

Classic stuff!

I remember Rainbow being longer than that though ????

Posted by Streakfury on Feb-21-2005 00:59:

This has been posted so many times, but it's so funny.

It was filmed, but only for a laugh, it was never aired on TV. Which is a shame really.

Posted by robbyrob on Mar-26-2005 13:19:

funny ass shit man!!!

Posted by Rus190e on Mar-26-2005 16:48:

This is so old...I mean, repost

Posted by wizniz on Mar-27-2005 20:37:

+1

but still its teh funnay!

Posted by dallastar on Mar-28-2005 01:43:

quote:
Originally posted by R.j.
wonder if that was done on purpose

probably!

Posted by A_M_8 on Mar-28-2005 06:38:

quote:
Originally posted by dallastar
probably!

Probably???? there IS NO WAY this was not planned... It was obviously done on purpose haha

Posted by N|te-L|fe on Mar-29-2005 10:45:

god

old