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keep it real A term used to define the "realocity" of an individual. Often used to describe how "tough" or "ganga-skilled" one is.
Example:
Shanequa:I been sleepin' wit yo man, beyotch! *insert two finger snaps for good measure*
Ranaenae:Oh no you did not!
Shanequa:Oh yes I did, bitch! Whatchu gonna do about it?
Ranaenae:I gonna keep it real, you chickenhead.
*insert some low-class rap and a "pimped out" low rider.*
---===15 minutes later===---
Ranaenae shows up at Shanequa's abode in her worn out Cutlass Supreme carring a wooden baseball bat and a half-empty carton of eggs. First, she smashes out the front window of Shanequa's car, and proceeds to cake both the car and house with the eggs. Moments later, police arive on the scene to find Ranaenae scrawling something on Shanequa's house with black spraypaint. The then arrest her, throw her in their cruiser, and take her down to the police station. Ranaenae then claims police brutality and is released, so as promote good relations with the public.
lol
wtf??
haha they are the best definitions for the most random words girl
1. gaaaaaaaaaaah
a word you would say when nothing else comes to your mind .. in expression of indiferrence.
"how was your day?"
"gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah."
"oh i see, nice chatting with you."
(haha okay maybe not THAT)
lol niiiice
LMAO
1. dude
A word that americans use to address each other. Particularly stoners, surfers and skaters.
dude, i'm like......dude
that thing is too funny...
edit: this was funnier
1. nigga
Nigga is a word which evolved from the derogative term "******". Tupac best defined the distinction between the two.
******- a black man with a slavery chain around his neck.
NIGGA- a black man with a gold chain on his neck.
Tupac defined the word
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| Originally posted by FallingMoon LMAO 1. dude A word that americans use to address each other. Particularly stoners, surfers and skaters. dude, i'm like......dude that thing is too funny... edit: this was funnier 1. nigga Nigga is a word which evolved from the derogative term "******". Tupac best defined the distinction between the two. ******- a black man with a slavery chain around his neck. NIGGA- a black man with a gold chain on his neck. Tupac defined the word |
gorilla mask
yes!!! look up the gorilla mask
also the stranger,and the emeril
LMAO @ gorilla mask
some of my favorites:
jersey turnpike:
This is when your fucking a girl doggie style and finger her asshole, then put that finger in her mouth and fishhook her.
angry dragon:
Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.
pirate:
When a girls giving you head, you pull out bust in her eye and she goes arrrrrggg and puts her hand over her eye and looks like a pissed pirate
pink sock:
(n) this is the result of excessive anal plundering; the intestines actually exit through the anus, forming a dangling mass, resembling a pink sock.
pink sock is just to sick to be funny!
roman helmet is good too and the rusty trumpet
OMG too funny!
Whats the link for the full dictionary?
gorilla mask!!! lmao
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| Originally posted by Dj Daeron OMG too funny! Whats the link for the full dictionary? |
1. noob
Shortened form of "newbie," the most hilarious insult ever invented, in which a person who uses a computer game too much is ridiculing one who does not, for being "new" at the game, which of course they once were. Generally speaking, the speaker of this "insult" is one who should be on the receiving end of most insults. Commonly found in allegiance with "1337$1'331<," or "leetspeak," the accepted language of computer gaming geeks which takes a ludicrous amount of time to type.
(A good deal of this definition is opinionated, given. But the definition still resides within.)
"MY ARE 1337 CRO-MAGNON H4XX0R!!! MY ARE PWN J00!!! n00b!!!"
2. son
Can be used to:
1. Address a friend
2. Talk down to someone
1. Oh shit son! That G is about to cap you with his four-four. You better run son!
2. Son, your ass just got beat by this heat I have under my hood. Pay up bitch.
SON!!!!!!!
omg
check this one out
Queefmeister
A female German exchange student who is really cute. She has blonde hair green eyes and a wonderful round ass and rack. She also has pig tails. She wears clothing that is more stylish than the girls here. It includes a lot of boots and short skirts. Unfortunately....she queefs a lot. Meaning she farts out of her pussy. She is, and all German girls who do this can be reffered to as Queefmeisters. It's somewhat a German word.
i <3 urban dictionary
n4x! u should submit something to the urban dictionary
n00b
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...ranceaddict&r=f
HaHa nice one Nachos.
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| Originally posted by nchs09 n00b http://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...ranceaddict&r=f |
jajajaja
WTFBBQ
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| 1. WTFBBQ :to make fun of, or to not know, what somebody is talking about : :to be shocked by what someone has said: (Fenix) i cut out my left testical to be like hitler (Blade) WTFBBQ !!! 2. wtfbbq Exclamation of intense incredulity or bewilderment. A response to discovering that Vanilla Ice, Tammy Fay Baker, and Ron Jeremy are among those to appear together on the Surreal Life tv reality show: "WTFBBQ?!" 3. wtfbbq This is what happens when you have a barbeque that turns out really bad. Guy1 : "I went to this really bad cookout last week. The steak got burnt and shriveled up, as a result he ran out of hamburgers and hotdogs, half of my friends didnt show up, and there wasn't enough chicks there." Guy2 : "WTFBBQ!" 4. WTFBBQ Logically, wouldn't it be an example of WTF and BBQ? Guy 1: And thats how my pet cow was born Guy 2: WTFBBQ |
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| Originally posted by nchs09 n00b http://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...ranceaddict&r=f |
Remember to scroll the page -- some of the better definitions are farther down...
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| 6. noob NOUN (NEW'OOB) A contraction of the term "newbie" reffering to somone who is unfarmiliar with a particular situation that others consider simple or even trivial. Commonly used by participants in on-line computer games when referring to other players. Generally accepted to be the greatest insult ever invented, and is more commonly used by arrogant gamers who are really just n00bs themselves. SHUT UPPPPPPPP!! ANYONE CALLS ME A NOOB ON WARCRAFT III WILL RECIVE THE PANWING OF A LIFETIME. PS. If you read this you are a noob. 1. "Go away noob" 2. "lol @ Noob" 3. "Noob fag!" 4. "Pawn3d noob" |
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| 8. Noob Noob/-defination, used exensivly within the Halo 2 online community as an insult to define a players hopeless lack of skill, or ignorance to teh rules that govern online playing. OnyxWolf; "Hey, Beige, did ya check that focking NOOB blow himself up with that grenade" Beige; "Yeah dude, that was the same guywho thought they were trying to arm teh flag..LOL" |
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| 10. Noob 1.One who indefinatly sucks at games. one who does not play counter strike or day of defeat. 2. A person who gets to much exercise and is extreemly gay to the point of flaming anal sex and interspecies breeding. 1. this kid is such a god damn noob! He cant even difuse the bomb that lil basterd!!!!! 2. You couldn't shoot a watermellon if it was 3 feet in front of u with an mg u lil nooby fagget!!! 3. dude stop fuking that horse u god damned noob!!!!! |
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