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Memorable Movie Quotes
Yeah so... The title is self-explanatory.
I'll start off with some from "Kung-POW: Enter the Fist" since I've been in the silly mood.
Master Betty: When you girls are done kissing, I've got some ass kicking for you.
Wimp Lo: Ha! Face to foot style, how do you like it?
Chosen One: I'm sure on some planet your style is impressive, but your weak link is: this is Earth.
Wimp Lo: Oh yeah? Then try my nuts to your fist style!
Master Tang: Pay no attention to Wimp Lo, we purposely trained him wrong... you know, as a joke.
Master Tang: [Voice Over] Ok, so here were my options. (a), quickly duck left, dodge the claw and take him out with a spinning back kick, or (b), take the claw in the face, roll on the ground and die.
[Action resumes, Tang gets hit with the claw]
Master Tang: Hmm, should have gone with (a).
The Chosen One: Killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing. Like badwrong, or badong. Yes, killing is badong. From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing: gnodab. (My custom sig is from this line)
"It's a trap!" 
"Nobody fucks with the Jesus."
"David Mills! M-I-L-L-S, fuck off!
clean your shorts! hooonk.
clean your GODDAMNED SHORTS!! honk.
or
SOMEONES GONNA HAV TA GO BACK AN GET A SHITLOAD OF DIMES!!
from the same movie as:
Where da white women at!!
"Sunny was right, the working man is a chump" ~ A Bronx Tale
"I KICKASS FOR THE LORD!!!!" Reverend killinG zombies in 'Braindead'. 
Game overman! Gameover! - aliens
"Do you mind if I do a J"
"oh, so hes racially...cool?"
"Im just gonna go find a cash machine..."
"He fixes the cable?"
"Now, could I get the 10 grand in cash? You see, and Ill have to check with my accountant, but Im concerned this could bump me up into a higher tax bracket..."
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| Originally posted by enferno Game overman! Gameover! - aliens |
Do you know who I am? I'm a big fan of radio control
-Love Liza
"You know why I pulled you over? Littering."
~SuperTroopers
btw kickass thread idea
VAN PATTEN
If they have a good personality, then something
is very wrong.
McDERMOTT
If they have a good personality and they are not
great looking-who fucking cares?
BATEMAN
Well, let's just say hypothetically, okay? What if
they have a good personality?
(He smiles giving up)
I know, I know-
ALL IN UNISON
There are no girls with good personalities!
(They laugh and high-five each other)
VAN PATTEN
A good personality consists of a chick with a
little hardbody who will satisfy all sexual demands without
being too slutty about things and who will essentially keep
her dumb fucking mouth
shut.
McDERMOTT
Listen, the only girls with good personalities who are
smart or maybe funny or halfway intelligent or even
talented-though God knows what the fuck that means-are ugly
chicks.
VAN PATTEN
Absolutely.
McDERMOTT
And this is because they have to make up for how
fucking unattractive they are.
Pause.
BATEMAN
Do you know what Ed Gein said about women?
VAN PATTEN
Ed Gein? Maitre d' at Canal Bar?
BATEMAN
No, serial killer, Wisconsin in the fifties. He was
an interesting guy.
McDERMOTT
So what did Ed say?
BATEMAN
He said, "When I see a pretty girl walking down the
street I think two things. One part of me wants to take her
out and talk to her and be real nice and sweet and treat
her right."
Pauses, finishes his drink.
McDERMOTT
What does the other part of him think?
BATEMAN
What her head would look like on a stick.
McDermott and Van Patten look at each other and then back
at Bateman. Bateman starts to laugh, and the other two uneasily
join In.
COL SANDURZ
Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
DARK HELMET
What happened to then?
COL SANDURZ
We passed then.
DARK HELMET
When?
COL SANDURZ
Just now. We're at now, now.
DARK HELMET
Go back to then.
COL SANDURZ
When?
DARK HELMET
Now.
COL SANDURZ
Now?
DARK HELMET
Now.
COL SANDURZ
I can't.
DARK HELMET
Why?
COL SANDURZ
We missed it.
DARK HELMET
When?
COL SANDURZ
Just now.
DARK HELMET
When will then be now?
CORPORAL rewinds the tape. He stops at the point when LONE STARR, BARF, VESPA, and DOT are walking through the desert.
COL SANDURZ
Soon.
*wipes tears from eyes* ahah...ahahahhaa.....god that conversation was brilliant
Fes: Why'd he get arrested?
Donna: For being retarted!
Kelso: They can do thaT?!
that 70s show
"The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation - but I hear that that's coming quickly."
-History of the World Part 1
Virginia: What's this about you breaking a rake and throwing it in the woods?
Happy: I didn't *break* it, I was merely testing its durability, and I *placed* it in the woods cause it's made of wood and I wanted it to be near its family.
"Sabrina don't just stare at it...eat it"
-American Psycho
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| Originally posted by Floorfiller "Sabrina don't just stare at it...eat it" -American Psycho |
from naked gun:
[Jane climbs a ladder]
Frank: Saayyy, nice beaver.
Jane Spencer: [producing a stuffed beaver] Thanks. I just had it stuffed.
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Thug: Drebin?
Frank: Yeah!
Thug: I got a message for you from Vincent Ludwig.
[Shoots gun at Drebin]
Thug: Take this you son of a bitch!
Frank: I can't hear you! Don't fire the gun while you're talking
Predator
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Get to da choppah!
True Lies
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HARRY: You son of a bitch. Did you really think you could elude us forever, Carlos?
SIMON: Wait! You got the wrong guy. My name's Simon. Look, just let me go. There's no need to kill me. I haven't seen your -
(Ahnold pulls of his ski mask)
SIMON: ...face. Shit! Shit!!
Harry Tasker: First I'm gonna use you as a human shield, then I gonna take that chisel and kill the guard with it. Then I was thinking about breaking your neck.
Samir: And how are you going to do all that?
Harry: You know my handcuffs?
Samir: Yes...
Harry: [Hold his hands up] I picked them.
True Lies
Todd: Dude... When did you get all Haight-Ashbury on me? I mean - you used to listen to Nitzer-Ebb!
Cliff: I was 12, and I was a nazi.
Groove
Raver: I'd like to buy a vowel.
Cliff: 'E' or 'A'?
Raver: 'A'.
Raver 2: Tell him what he's won.
Cliff: [handing Raver a hit of acid] An all-expense-paid trip to your cerebral cortex. Thanks for playing.
Groove
Title Card: [Anthony spies Colin after a drugged-up tryst with him]
Anthony Mitchell: Hey Colin. Maybe I'll see you out again sometime. Wanna give me your number, or...?
Colin Turner: Look. I don't normally... do that sort of thing, OK?
Anthony Mitchell: What, you don't have a phone?
Groove
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| Originally posted by BrownTA4Life Todd: Dude... When did you get all Haight-Ashbury on me? I mean - you used to listen to Nitzer-Ebb! Cliff: I was 12, and I was a nazi. Groove Raver: I'd like to buy a vowel. Cliff: 'E' or 'A'? Raver: 'A'. Raver 2: Tell him what he's won. Cliff: [handing Raver a hit of acid] An all-expense-paid trip to your cerebral cortex. Thanks for playing. Groove Title Card: [Anthony spies Colin after a drugged-up tryst with him] Anthony Mitchell: Hey Colin. Maybe I'll see you out again sometime. Wanna give me your number, or...? Colin Turner: Look. I don't normally... do that sort of thing, OK? Anthony Mitchell: What, you don't have a phone? Groove |
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| Originally posted by jonze234 "The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation - but I hear that that's coming quickly." -History of the World Part 1 |
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