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Posted by AlphaStarred on Feb-28-2005 19:33:

Mental Hospital

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and
stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the
bottom, pulled Jim out and brought him to his room. When the hospital
director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered that Edna be discharged from the hospital because she now considered Edna to be mentally stable. She went to Edna and said, "I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you're being
discharged because you responded so rationally to a crisis. By jumping in the pool to save the life of another patient, you displayed sound mindedness. The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in his bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead." Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"

Posted by Dmatrox on Feb-28-2005 21:09:

heheheh

Posted by Yan on Feb-28-2005 23:53:

Posted by milanster on Mar-02-2005 08:08:

loool

Posted by Agenz on Mar-02-2005 19:33:

+1 Nice one

Posted by rollypoles on Mar-02-2005 23:20:

lmao.......good one. i'm telling this one to people at work later.