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Posted by tubularbills on Mar-04-2005 04:51:

make sure she swallows....

Via the Chicago Sun Times
http://www.suntimes.com/output/news...ws-sperm25.html

quote:

Court: Man can sue over 'surprise' pregnancy

February 25, 2005

BY ABDON M. PALLASCH Legal Affairs Reporter Advertisement

If a woman performs oral sex on a man, leaves the room, secretly uses that sperm to impregnate herself, then sues the man for child support, is that "extreme and outrageous" conduct?

Yes it is, the Illinois Appellate Court ruled this week.

The justices said Chicago doctor Richard Phillips can try to convince a jury that his ex-fiancee pulled that trick on him, causing him emotional distress.

The ex-fiancee, Sharon Irons, also a doctor, says Phillips got her pregnant the old-fashioned way -- sexual intercourse -- and concocted the oral sex story as a novel excuse to get out of paying child support for their 5-year-old daughter.

"It's a pack of lies," said Irons, who says she and Phillips have dated off and on since they were students at the University of Illinois Medical School and rekindled their romance after she separated from her husband.

Experts say it's possible

Phillips already lost in paternity court and has been ordered to pay $800 a month because DNA tests show the girl is his. Under the law in Illinois and many states, Phillips has child support obligations whether or not he intended to procreate.

"If he ejaculated and had semen on her or near her through a sex act and somehow it got into her fallopian tubes, up through the ovaries, too bad -- he's got to be more careful what he does with his semen," said Chicago divorce lawyer Donald C. Schiller.

Appellate Justice Allan Hartman noted a 1997 Louisiana case which held a man who said a woman impregnated herself with sperm she got from him in oral sex had child support obligations because "he had some sort of sexual contact" with the woman.

Fertility experts say that even though saliva can break down sperm, Phillips' story theoretically is possible.

Though he lost in paternity court, Phillips filed a case charging Irons' alleged scheme was "intentional infliction of emotional distress," "conversion," and other violations of state law under which he could sue her for $50,000 or more. Her actions caused him "nausea, inability to eat, difficulty concentrating and sleeping, feelings of being trapped in a nightmare, he said in his suit.

Phillips offers no proof for his claim, said Irons' attorney, Enrico J. Mirabelli. "His complaint is the best work of fiction I have read since The DiVinci Code," Mirabelli said.


Posted by Yan on Mar-04-2005 04:55:

quote:
"If he ejaculated and had semen on her or near her through a sex act and somehow it got into her fallopian tubes, up through the ovaries, too bad -- he's got to be more careful what he does with his semen," said Chicago divorce lawyer Donald C. Schiller.


What a crock of bull.


Posted by {b.s.e.} on Mar-04-2005 05:36:

what a crazy bitch.


Posted by RandomGirl on Mar-04-2005 06:31:

WTF!! You honestly believe she snuck away with his semen and impregnated herself? YEA RIGHT!!

As if she was gonna blow him off and then curiously walk mouth full elsewhere to store his semen, WITHOUT HIM NOTICING no less.

I think this is a case of dead-beat dad.


Posted by RandomGirl on Mar-04-2005 06:34:

P.S. I would like to point out that not only does saliva break down the semen, but the transfer between mouth to the vagina would also break the semen down, and therefore cut the chances down to one in a billion of her getting pregnant.

What an asshole! That child is going to be so emotionally scarred from all of this, and what for? MONEY! People are disgusting low-lifes.


Posted by Psiweaver on Mar-04-2005 06:44:

people are fucked up.


Posted by Geoff on Mar-04-2005 07:15:

the little girl has a great "how were u conceived" story


Posted by Blue Balls on Mar-04-2005 07:18:

quote:
Originally posted by Nou
Thats like yankin it in the bathroom and getting some skeet on the toilet seat and your sister getting pregnant.... not that THAT has ever happend to me before...






better make sure you clean up after yourselves


Posted by jonze on Mar-04-2005 15:14:

quote:
Originally posted by Geoff
the little girl has a great "how were u conceived" story


i wonder if they named her Fellatio


Posted by Floorfiller on Mar-04-2005 15:22:

quote:
Originally posted by Theresa
WTF!! You honestly believe she snuck away with his semen and impregnated herself? YEA RIGHT!!

As if she was gonna blow him off and then curiously walk mouth full elsewhere to store his semen, WITHOUT HIM NOTICING no less.

I think this is a case of dead-beat dad.


you know i have to agree.


first off, they are both doctors and he's too fucking cheap to pay child support for his fucking kid? even if he didn't want the kid...he should still own up and support / play a roll in her life. i know too many people that have dead beat dad's and they suck



ps. man this story gave me a great visual though hahaa. can't you just see her running to the bathroom *grrogalgle* mouth full...then spitting it into her hand and start shoving it places? oh man...ok that was a little gross hahaha...


Posted by fitom tiel on Mar-04-2005 15:22:

forget that, imagine you got SNOWBALLED


Posted by igottaknow on Mar-04-2005 15:29:

quote:
Originally posted by jonze234
i wonder if they named her Fellatio

Her middle name should be... Spits

one more reason to put it in the pooper


Posted by Arbiter on Mar-04-2005 15:35:

Amusing. They should cut the child into two halves and force each parent to raise one half.


Posted by jonze on Mar-04-2005 15:37:

quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller
ps. man this story gave me a great visual though hahaa. can't you just see her running to the bathroom *grrogalgle* mouth full...then spitting it into her hand and start shoving it places? oh man...ok that was a little gross hahaha...


...and floorfiller's fantasy is exposed


Posted by Krypton on Mar-04-2005 15:51:

he should still have to pay child-support. sexual contact is sexual contact.


Posted by kr00t0n on Mar-04-2005 16:03:

quote:
Originally posted by Theresa
As if she was gonna blow him off and then curiously walk mouth full elsewhere to store his semen, WITHOUT HIM NOTICING no less.


Actually, we men don't notice alot of things after getting head


Posted by placebo on Mar-04-2005 16:12:

quote:
Originally posted by Arbiter
Amusing. They should cut the child into two halves and force each parent to raise one half.


Brilliant



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