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Posted by Tunnel Rat on Mar-05-2005 13:56:

The ultimate in non-commital sex

Do it with a cow!

(Story from today's Toronto Star)
In further bizarre news out of Wisconsin, the Wausau Daily Herald informed its readers that 63-year-old Harold Hart had been charged with sexual gratification with an animal after telling police he had been having sex with calves for one to two years at a nearby farm. According to the criminal complaint, the family living on the farm installed a motion detector on Jan. 22 because they routinely had seen footprints and vehicle tracks. At about 4 the following morning, a sensor sounded, and Hart was caught leaving the barn. He said he used a bathroom in the barn and claimed he had never been there before. On Jan. 28, however, Hart admitted to police he routinely stopped at the farm, usually after bar closing or on trips to area strip clubs. Hart told police he had sex with heifers before 1963, when he went into the armed service, and resumed about a year ago at the farm. He admitted to using a rope to tie calves around the neck and estimated having gone to the farm "at least 50 times." He always went alone and would sometimes go to the farm two to four times in a week, while other times avoiding it for weeks. Hart said he never had sex with animals while maintaining a relationship with a girlfriend or his wife. Oh good, cross-species infidelity is just so tacky.

http://www.thestar.com/NASApp/cs/Co...ol=991929131147

Posted by b4k-oz on Mar-05-2005 14:07:

OMG

This guys got serious issues

Posted by ShadoWolf on Mar-05-2005 16:23:

http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...threadid=236336

Posted by RobbyG. on Mar-05-2005 16:31:

EEEEEeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww

Posted by matty on Mar-05-2005 17:09:

Wisconsin is such a dump

Posted by arek on Mar-05-2005 18:27:

Posted by Surreal JRS on Mar-06-2005 05:48:

God damn what's wrong with these people? Please stop your foul inbreeding or livestock fucking!

Posted by Matt on Mar-06-2005 06:13:

quote:
Originally posted by SurrJRS

God damn what's wrong with these people? Please stop your foul inbreeding or livestock fucking!

nevar!!!!

Posted by SkyHigh on Mar-06-2005 07:29:

Atleast the animal doesn't bitach at you...Go get a towel,Go take a shower,,

I'd hit it

Posted by Surreal JRS on Mar-06-2005 07:30:

quote:
Originally posted by Matt
nevar!!!!

I forgot that Collingwood was hick town!

Posted by Magnetonium on Mar-06-2005 12:23:

WOW ... that is some crazy shit ... I lost my appetite. Thanks a lot. So disgusting, holy shit.

You know, I am 21, I dont have a girlfriend, pretty much desperately looking for one, but I am not THAT DESPERATE to go to a zoo and funk an animal up the arse ... thats just plain wrong.

crazy world

Posted by colonelcrisp on Mar-06-2005 17:12:

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funk

i believe the word you were looking for was "fuck" F-U-C-K

quote:
pretty much desperately looking for one

that would explain why you spend so much time on TA

quote:
animal up the arse

ill let you in on a little secret..... im your father... errr i mean, cow's are the female gender of the bovine family, BULLS you would "funk in the arse"

quote:
thats just plain wrong

and yes yes i agree. it is pretty "funkin" disgusting

Posted by Tordan on Mar-06-2005 17:58:

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Originally posted by Magnetonium

I dont have a girlfriend, pretty much desperately looking for one

There's your problem... women can detect desperation right away and you're a goner.

I've heard of cow tipping but now cow fucking... oh man.

Posted by St_Andrew on Mar-06-2005 18:16:

lol, thats so discusting.

Posted by vickyvale on Mar-06-2005 18:20:

Eww.

Posted by colonelcrisp on Mar-06-2005 19:57:

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lol, thats so discusting.

for a guy froms stratford, your a bit hard on the guy aren't you???? LOL

Posted by St_Andrew on Mar-06-2005 20:36:

quote:
Originally posted by colonelcrisp
for a guy froms stratford, your a bit hard on the guy aren't you???? LOL

I live on a pig farm, so i would never do that to a cow!! lol

Posted by colonelcrisp on Mar-06-2005 20:42:

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I live on a pig farm, so i would never do that to a cow!! lol

that brings a whole new defenition to the line "squeal piggy"

Posted by dallastar on Mar-06-2005 21:18:

some pretty sick shit happens in this world

Posted by Ub3rBreaker on Mar-06-2005 22:52:

Posted by DJ_Elyot on Mar-07-2005 00:48:

That's illegal??? uh oh... I might be in trouble...

Just kidding.

Posted by Magnetonium on Mar-07-2005 06:43:

quote:
Originally posted by colonelcrisp

that would explain why you spend so much time on TA

You think so? I don't spend more than 15 minutes a day on TA forums, so I guess that's a lot of time ...