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Posted by {b.s.e.} on Mar-08-2005 07:44:

{b.s.e.}'s Official Relationship Thread

my girlfriend is way too horny. she came over after work and we screwed for like.. two hours, and she wouldn't stop crawling all over me like some crazed sex fiend. i'm all about sex, don't get me wrong. but she just wouldn't stop and her kisses started getting sloppy, i was quite baked at the time and started to laugh, and had to lie about why i was laughing.

Posted by Pett on Mar-08-2005 07:46:

n00b, there no such thing as too horny

yer probley secretly gay , dont even know it yourself yet.

Posted by LinX on Mar-08-2005 07:48:

quote:
Originally posted by Pettiscool
n00b, there no such thing as too horny

yer probley secretly gay , dont even know it yourself yet.

haha that made me laugh and i have no idea why...

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Mar-08-2005 07:48:

ha.

you must like being drooled on.

Posted by occrider on Mar-08-2005 07:54:

For christ's sake if you're going to bring her all that unsolicited sex make her bring you a beer at least. Your prostate ain't working for free ya know!

Posted by Fast Turtle on Mar-08-2005 07:56:

she's sucking cock behind your back

+1

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Mar-08-2005 08:00:

quote:
Originally posted by Lephaid
she's sucking cock behind your back

+1

i can't take someone as bitter as you seriously. or slutty. i suppose it takes one to know one, but i imagine you have a pretty skewed view of reality and should be left alone.

Posted by bas on Mar-08-2005 08:01:

dude...i love when my girlfriend crawls all over me. how long have you 2 been going out? do you think i'll eventually not like it and laugh at her cuz im stoned?

Posted by Fast Turtle on Mar-08-2005 08:05:

quote:
Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
i can't take someone as bitter as you seriously. or slutty. i suppose it takes one to know one, but i imagine you have a pretty skewed view of reality and should be left alone.

oh bse, you know I'm just kidding. ;P

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Mar-08-2005 08:08:

quote:
Originally posted by dj_bas
dude...i love when my girlfriend crawls all over me. how long have you 2 been going out? do you think i'll eventually not like it and laugh at her cuz im stoned?

i'm just a bit crazy. it wasn't like i didn't enjoy it. it was that she wanted to make out all sloppy like and it was making me laugh. and then she said she had to go home and i was like (in my head), "alright, i'll make that track after she goes," and even though she had homework and school the next day she kept on trying to make out all sloppy light and i couldn't handle it. hehe, don't get me wrong, i'm very much in love with her, but she's a handful.

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Mar-08-2005 08:10:

worst relationship thread, ever.

Posted by Fast Turtle on Mar-08-2005 08:11:

it's just totally lacking in the drama required for one to work.

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Mar-08-2005 08:12:

at least i can say i'm drama-free.

edit*

which was my point.

Posted by LinX on Mar-08-2005 08:16:

drama or stfu

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Mar-08-2005 08:19:

sorry if my life rocks and yours sucks.

Posted by Mebot on Mar-08-2005 11:44:

yeah sloppy kisses really bring a relationship down.. you better sit her down and tell her how you feel. Maybe you can come to an understanding or agreement. Tell her you don't like sloppy kisses. Then pretend to fall asleep real quick and don't wake up till she's gone. Slowly open 1 eye to see if she's still there. If her back is towards you slowly inch away. if she turns around and sees you immediately fall to the ground and pretend to be unconscious.

Posted by mentalbarter on Mar-08-2005 11:47:

quote:
Originally posted by Mebot
yeah sloppy kisses really bring a relationship down.. you better sit her down and tell her how you feel. Maybe you can come to an understanding or agreement. Tell her you don't like sloppy kisses. Then pretend to fall asleep real quick and don't wake up till she's gone. Slowly open 1 eye to see if she's still there. If her back is towards you slowly inch away. if she turns around and sees you immediately fall to the ground and pretend to be unconscious.

lol

Posted by Lira on Mar-08-2005 13:58:

Posted by jonSun on Mar-08-2005 14:01:

Posted by StereoPrincess on Mar-08-2005 15:03:

write the letter with your saliva?

Posted by Jackson on Mar-08-2005 15:06:

Re: {b.s.e.}'s Official Relationship Thread

quote:
Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
my girlfriend is way too horny. she came over after work and we screwed for like.. two hours, and she wouldn't stop crawling all over me like some crazed sex fiend.

Pics or stfu

Posted by N|te-L|fe on Mar-08-2005 16:47:

is there a single thread you can start without bragging about something??

Posted by Falcon-X on Mar-08-2005 16:53:

Well you'll get some drama if you dont satisfie her! Come on, you should be hornier than her, if not, give her to another man and find a girl at your own level... and I agree with nite-life.

Posted by igottaknow on Mar-08-2005 16:57:

*yawn*

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Mar-08-2005 17:00:

quote:
Originally posted by Falcon-X
Well you'll get some drama if you dont satisfie her! Come on, you should be hornier than her, if not, give her to another man and find a girl at your own level... and I agree with nite-life.

i'm not really complaining. and she was fully satisfied.. she was just in awe and wanted more, and i was tired, since i had worked 4-12. i have a high sex drive, and thoroughly enjoy sex with this girl, but c'mon.. sometimes when you just want to relax and she doesn't..

i don't care what you or Nite Life think, clearly.

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