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Posted by wwu.punisher on Mar-08-2005 21:56:

Sex in the dorm environment.

Ok. There's a girl that lives on the floor above mine. She's a bit of a 'dirty girl', so none of us watch our mouths around her or anything. In fact, she's often the one making crude jokes, etc. We just treat her like one of the guys.

So, about a week ago, she was in my friend John's room. The door was closed, and they thought it would be funny to start yelling and moaning like they were having sex. Of course, we figured it was a joke, so my other friend Steve walked down the hall, opened the door, and sure enough they were sitting on John's couch laughing.

Then, this morning, it happened again. Only this time, Candice (the girl) was in another room... this guy Scott's room. None of us are on especially friendly terms with Scott. He just keeps to himself, so we don't go out of our way to hang out with him.

Anyway, to make a long story short... we thought it was Candice in his room fucking around with us. Steve decided after some deliberation to open the door, jump in, and start moaning, too.

It turned out not to be Candice in the room.

Scott, in fact, was jackhammering the shit out of some girl from another building. And I mean full-on banging her doggy style on his floor. Imagine Steve's surprise as he bursts into the room, ready to join in on the "fake sex" only to trip over Scott's leg, landing him square in the middle of the room. Total chaos reigned for the next thirty seconds. I scrambled to get the fuck out of the doorway, Steve screamed like a little girl, John and our other friend Patrick doubled over in the hallway, the resident advisor came out of his room to see what the fuss was about... and Scott, believe it or not, just kept right on porking the poor girl.

Of course, he was pissed. He yelled at the top of his lungs for us to get the fuck out and close the door. The girl on the floor screamed obscenities at us. The resident advisor didn't know what to do.

And the best part of it all is that, in the ensuing confusion, just about everyone on the floor who was home at the time came to see what was going on.

Our entire building knows about it, now... and I think Scott may make an attempt at our lives during dinner this evening.

Posted by mezzir on Mar-08-2005 21:59:

holy crap thats funny
that would make likek the best owned picture too

Posted by Mebot on Mar-08-2005 22:00:

haha that sounds like my new years eve party story only we dropped a frozen turkey on them instead

Posted by trunks1022 on Mar-08-2005 22:00:

lol watch out

Posted by Floorfiller on Mar-08-2005 22:03:

god i miss the dorms hahaha...

Posted by igottaknow on Mar-08-2005 22:04:

funny story but doesn't anyone lock their door?

Posted by Mebot on Mar-08-2005 22:04:

quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
funny story but doesn't anyone lock their door?

no because then we wouldn't get cool stories like this

Posted by Boomer187 on Mar-08-2005 22:06:

haha, same thing happened to me, except it wasn't my friends that walked in, it was her boyfriend...

Posted by Fundamental on Mar-08-2005 22:06:

effort!

Posted by StereoPrincess on Mar-08-2005 22:11:

that is damn hilarious.

but seriously, if he isn't your friend anyways then who gives a shit.

Posted by UWM on Mar-08-2005 22:14:

When I lived in my frat house I was fucking some girl up in my loft and my roomate came in and just sat down on the couch below and watched TV while it continued

Posted by igottaknow on Mar-08-2005 22:15:

Posted by Cloudburst on Mar-08-2005 22:16:

hehhehe, what a story.

Posted by Floorfiller on Mar-08-2005 22:18:

honestly though...i wouldn't stop either hahaha...man has his priorities straight hahaha

Posted by Mr. Pink on Mar-08-2005 22:21:

haha
i thought that shit only happened in movies

Posted by Floorfiller on Mar-08-2005 22:47:

quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Pink
haha
i thought that shit only happened in movies

really? i thought that shit woulda happened to you all the time hahahaha

Posted by Mr. Pink on Mar-08-2005 22:58:

quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller
really? i thought that shit woulda happened to you all the time hahahaha

lol
i try to lock my door as much as possible

Posted by Cloudburst on Mar-08-2005 23:00:

wwu.punisher, you have sort of become a "story teller" for me. First the "monster in the woods story" and now this. You're good at it.

Posted by djkoolaide on Mar-08-2005 23:08:

omg pics or stfu!!!11111

Posted by NiteMer on Mar-08-2005 23:24:

Good shit. That's pretty damn funny. Idiot should have locked the door, especially if she was all loud. I thought you were gonna ask how to get your sex in, in the dorms, and was going to tell you to do what my roommate did. Did he warn me and ask me to leave the bedroom. No, he just did it with me in the room.

Posted by idoru on Mar-08-2005 23:33:

Haha, awesome story.

Posted by dallastar on Mar-08-2005 23:47:

lol!

Posted by Psionic on Mar-08-2005 23:50:

Cool shit, guess I have this to look forward to next year...

Posted by l�cid on Mar-09-2005 00:12:

dorms are unmistakably synonymous with 2 things:

1. drugs
2. sex

Posted by dallastar on Mar-09-2005 00:15:

ewwwwwwww.

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid
dorms are unmistakably synonymous with 2 things:

1. drugs
2. sex

just lay away from all the blody fast food!

I may make you look like this!

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