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What would YOU do with DJ Sammy - Heaven???
Well as much as I don't want to tell anyone, I bought some records of a guy not long ago and got all sorts of records, some really great tracks and some not so great ones, in among the lot was...yup, you guessed it, DJ Sammy - Heaven, well since so many people hate the song, let alone the guy, I'm going to DESTROY it, but thought I'd let you guys get in on the action, so what I want from you lot is some amazing ideas on how I could destroy this record, make sure its nothing stupid like fire it out of a cannon or make a grizzly bear eat it, as long as its reasonable possible I will do it, so I need surgestions, and if you can't think of anything new, then be sure to agree with another idea that gets posted, so we can find the best and most wanted way to destroy it, of course it wouldn't be much fun if nobody saw the action, therefor I will be taking pictures AND video for everyones amusement.
AND NOW IT BEGINS.......
All I can think up off the top of my head is baking it in the oven or microwaving it 
I'll let you know if I think up of somethin better later haha.
fire.
hang it somewhere. get something to burn it with. lots of fire may be needed. expose to fire as long as needed.
be safe and do it where there is a conrete floor or some area that's not flammable.
oh and video tape it or have someone take pictures.
I'd take it to a craft shop and cut out multiple coaster from it, or melt it and mould it into ashtray. Then put it on ebay with the VDO clip.
P.S. 10% of the sale proceeding should come to me, it you do this.
Blow it up with some TNT like they do in the Road Runner cartoons 
Perhaps get ahold of some liquid nitrogen give it a good dip and drop it on the floor. After that vacuum up the mess and throw it in a furnace. Then shovel out the ashes dump it in the toilet, take a steaming dump on it and flush it. That should suffice.
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| Originally posted by TruffleShuffle Blow it up with some TNT like they do in the Road Runner cartoons |
I'd love to do that, but I'm sure it would backfire like in the cartoons and I'd blow myself up, then a boulder would land on my head.
play it at a respecitible club - im sure it'll sort its own fate out 
What you need:
1. Tape
2. M-80 Firework ( 1/4 of TnT ) or those big ones that fly in the air and explode.
Step One: Tape the firework to the disc.
Step Two: Light Fuse
Step Three: Run
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| Originally posted by DannyO As for burning it, thats what I'd like the most, and molding it into something would be great |
I'd slowly burn it into some weird, abstract, artsy shape.
Hang it up high some where, ie- a tree. Proceed to shoot fireworks at it, ie- bottle rockets, mortars. Every time you miss you take a drink [of your choice]. Or a pelet gun, but fireworks would look way more cooler! I also like the m80 idea. Or maybe tape some sparklers to it and wathch it melt.
or spread peanut butter on it and watch a dog tear it up.
tug off over it then melt it.
then you can say you have truly fucked dj sammy.
or just melt it into a long sausage shape and send it to mr. sammy saying cut off you hair you ****.
use it to test warming vinyl in the oven for warped records
wait, what remixes are on it? I might wanna buy it.
WHOA WHOA WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thats enough.... I wanna buy this thing... Its a fucking classic... 
How could you ever think of destroying this.......... 
Oh hang on, we're not talking about Martin Eyerer - Heaven (Strokers 2001 Remix).....
Ohhhhhhhhh DJ Sammy - Heaven....... TOTALLY different story then..
Slowly warm the record evenly, gradually start bending the edges around and to form a round ball type shape. melt all edges together to seal it shut (minus the spindle hole), fill with gunpowder or gasoline... insert a long fuse. seal around the fuse... light fuse... then run.
Tie it to the back of your car with some heavy duty fishing line. Have your buddies video record you driving around town with the record dragging behind your car. Have some DJ Sammy playing in the background, in your buddies car.
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| Originally posted by Boomer187 wait, what remixes are on it? I might wanna buy it. |
why not sell it and make some money m8?
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| Originally posted by keithos27 why not sell it and make some money m8? |
, but only the decision of all you guys can give its fate, its life rests in your hands, if you want it saved then you all better form an alliance or something.
lol this thread is great, some good ideas in here.
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take 1 dj sammy record place over a low heat keep rotating until it begins to melt at the edges continue process until u have a perfectly formed bowl shape then use as a makeshift potty when u cant b arsed to get out of bed to go for a shit (plz dont video this part) |
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| tug off over it then melt it. then you can say you have truly fucked dj sammy. or just melt it into a long sausage shape and send it to mr. sammy saying cut off you hair you ****. |
please don't video tape yourself jerking off onto the record though, your word is good enough with that one
keep it and spin it when your hosting a shoutcast server on tranceaddict at 3 in the morning when all the drunk people are clamoring for DJ Sammy-HEaven and then you play it, they go nuts. otherwise its fun to have for parties because people recognize it.
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| Originally posted by J:\Digital nothing good... |
The mixes are Original, Flip & Fill Remix and then Green Court Remix.
Its this record: HERE
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| Originally posted by Tranceporter99 keep it and spin it when your hosting a shoutcast server on tranceaddict at 3 in the morning when all the drunk people are clamoring for DJ Sammy-HEaven and then you play it, they go nuts. otherwise its fun to have for parties because people recognize it. |
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