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Posted by raver31 on Nov-16-2001 08:51:

human combustion?

wtf i watched this program and they showed people burned up to ashes in their houses without any evidence of fire spreading around. there was this guy sitting on the sofa only with his upper body. the rest melted away. it was so freaky. and they said it has to do with the magnetic field or something and positioning of the sun. anyone heard about this stuff?

Posted by AnotherWay83 on Nov-16-2001 11:47:

yeah, it happens to me everytime i see a hot chic

lol...yeah i've heard about it..spontaneous human combustion...freaky..

peace

Posted by tu_face on Nov-16-2001 12:10:

the cause of spontaneous combustion is nothing to do with the position of the sun & magnetic fields... it happens when u fart, burp & hiccup all at the same time

Posted by AnotherWay83 on Nov-16-2001 12:13:

hehhe..LOL @tuface...why the fuck didn't i think of that...good one man

peace

Posted by goldenarmZ on Nov-16-2001 12:34:

quote:
Originally posted by tu_face
the cause of spontaneous combustion is nothing to do with the position of the sun & magnetic fields... it happens when u fart, burp & hiccup all at the same time

that has also been known to cause much more serious disasters.. the dinosaurs were wiped out when a brachiosaurus farted, burped & hiccuped at the same time.. the air expelled could not be replaced, thus causing a vaccum in its bowels.. the beast collapsed into itself which caused a black hole (one which only affected organic matter) and all the dinosaurs were sucked in and killed.

DISCLAIMER: the above paragraph is random bullshit. please disregard.

Posted by Flippe on Nov-16-2001 13:22:

Never heard these scary stories before!

Posted by hypronix on Nov-16-2001 16:26:

I don't know if anyone actually knows why this happens... but only the thought U might find Urself actually burnin' (and not bein' aroused...)

btw, tu_face, can U burp and hickup at the same time? never realized that... but if U say so...

Posted by Sir. Lunchalot on Nov-16-2001 17:12:

Posted by Gekhous on Nov-16-2001 20:37:

i feel like doin that right now!!!!

Posted by [A|ienFactory] on Nov-16-2001 21:24:

quote:
Originally posted by hypronix
tu_face, can U burp and hickup at the same time? never realized that... but if U say so...

What the hell are you talking about? Are u kidding me?!?!
I do it all the TIME !!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by raver31 on Nov-16-2001 22:34:

lol i was lookin for more serious answers but whatever

Posted by JM on Nov-17-2001 00:17:

quote:
Originally posted by goldenarmZ

that has also been known to cause much more serious disasters.. the dinosaurs were wiped out when a brachiosaurus farted, burped & hiccuped at the same time.. the air expelled could not be replaced, thus causing a vaccum in its bowels.. the beast collapsed into itself which caused a black hole (one which only affected organic matter) and all the dinosaurs were sucked in and killed.

DISCLAIMER: the above paragraph is random bullshit. please disregard.

haha funny shit!!!....i'm trying to imagine all this as i'm reading it, lol

>JM<

Posted by naeblis on Nov-17-2001 05:29:

Really? I mean is it possible to do all that in one time?

I heard that if you sneeze w/ your eyes open they will like pop out a little... :P think if you sneeze, burp, fart, hiccup, at all the same time... That i would pay to see.

Posted by trancaholic on Nov-17-2001 09:38:

quote:
Originally posted by djnaeblis
I heard that if you sneeze w/ your eyes open they will like pop out a little...

I've read that it's not possible to sneeze with your eyes open. I've tried a couple of times, but no luck so far

Posted by boy_luke_y2k on Nov-17-2001 11:21:

i saw this program, and its when people can fall on conscious the fire is like an inside out candle, this experiment was carried out on a pig. all the cases i have seen are murder, and the fire is to cover it up.

Posted by Spad on Nov-17-2001 14:35:

Spontaneous Human Combustion is cool The legend goes that a group of peole learned the secret and trained themselves to bring it on at will. Then they all spontaneously combusted at the same time

Posted by Fraggle on Nov-18-2001 02:58:

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHH!!!

funny thread LOL!!!

Posted by hypronix on Nov-18-2001 10:33:

ppl, wake up. this is not supossed to be a joke, nor funny! (tho it got this way...)

about human combustion, I guess it has no answer, that's why they call it spontaneous... don't know what triggers it, sorry tranceraver31...

but let's hope nobody we know gets "THAT" hot...

Posted by raver31 on Nov-18-2001 11:40:

i did a research and found this little link here
here

Posted by goldenarmZ on Nov-18-2001 11:50:

quote:
Originally posted by Spad
Spontaneous Human Combustion is cool The legend goes that a group of peole learned the secret and trained themselves to bring it on at will. Then they all spontaneously combusted at the same time

that must've been lots of fun.. all bursting into flames at the same time and watching each other toast.. good wholesome family entertainment.

Posted by tu_face on Nov-18-2001 13:19:

quote:
Originally posted by hypronix
btw, tu_face, can U burp and hickup at the same time? never realized that... but if U say so...

i never tried, but if my previous theory is correct then id never want to try... cuz id be up in flames (tune)

i myself (seriously now) think that spontaneous human combustion is a big load of bollocks. as someone said.. its prolly just murder thats just been covered up well

Posted by Renegade on Nov-18-2001 14:17:

This Skeptical Inquirer article offers the more rational explanation:

http://www.csicop.org/si/9611/shc.html