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Posted by _Ocean_Drive_ on Mar-30-2005 18:54:

Jokes

I don't know if one of these has been done before, but I thought I'd add a random joke, and then poeple can add as they wish!

This is quite a simple but funny one!

A man walks into a library and shouts at the librarian "2 pints of beer and a packet of crisps please". The librarian responds quietly and says "excuse me, sir, this is a library" to which the man whispers back, "I'd like 2 pints of beer and a packet of crisps"...

Posted by Kaz on Mar-31-2005 03:40:

Q: Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
A: Because from a distance they looked like hares

Posted by Trancealot on Mar-31-2005 04:28:

what do you call a computer that travels?

commuter

I just made that up on the spot. I see from 1-10 that is a 1 to 2 tops.

Posted by Billche on Mar-31-2005 13:26:

What do you call a cow with no legs?

-Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

-Lean beef.

2 muffins are baking in an oven. The first muffin says to the second, "Holy shit its getting hot in here." The second muffin replies "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

Posted by Dervish on Mar-31-2005 13:35:

Oldy but a goody in a bad way.

Two cows are standing in a field.

One cow turns to the other "I'm really shitting it about this mad cow disease thing that seems to be going around."

To which the other cow says "Thats the kinda thing that makes me glad I'm a duck."

Posted by _Ocean_Drive_ on Mar-31-2005 23:39:

Heheheh!

How do sheep keep warm in the winter?

Central bleating!

Keep those jokes coming!!

Posted by Dervish on Apr-01-2005 00:48:

Being a Aberdeen fan I know quite a few sheep jokes.

What do you call a sheep tied to a pole in Aberdeen?

a leisure center.

Posted by _Ocean_Drive_ on Apr-01-2005 09:15:

What happened to the blonde who sat in the middle of the road?

She fell off.