i got my penis caught in the lawnmower and impregnated a squirrel in the process....

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-- i got my penis caught in the lawnmower and impregnated a squirrel in the process....

Posted by DigDeep on Apr-01-2005 15:33:

i got my penis caught in the lawnmower and impregnated a squirrel in the process....

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APRIL FOOLS!!!!

TEE HEE.

Posted by infinity HiGH on Apr-01-2005 15:37:

Posted by LKD on Apr-01-2005 15:41:

jeff......if u caught ur pen0r in the lawnmower, u wouldve had no shame to come on here and post about it, let alone actally being in hospital....

lame ass

Posted by DigDeep on Apr-01-2005 15:44:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ El Kay Dee
jeff......if u caught ur pen0r in the lawnmower, u wouldve had no shame to come on here and post about it, let alone actally being in hospital....

lame ass

actually, i am in the hospital - im typing this from sally's laptop (the squirrel i impregnated). she's in the process of getting an abortion. apparently when humans get squirrels pregnant, the labour process is only 9 weeks.

Posted by Moral Hazard on Apr-01-2005 15:47:

This isn't funny, by best friend lost his penis in a farm equipment accident..... INSENSITIVE BASTARDS!

Posted by Jem_hadar on Apr-01-2005 15:48:

quote:
Originally posted by Floorwhore
actually, i am in the hospital - im typing this from sally's laptop (the squirrel i impregnated). she's in the process of getting an abortion. apparently when humans get squirrels pregnant, the labour process is only 9 weeks.

That means I could alreayd have 22 kids running around then. Shit! I thought id have more time to prepare my family! Ballsallovertheplace. This really sucks. WHy the hell didnt they tell me this during the fact!

Honestly, squirrel bitches are teh worst. fuck that shit. not going near another one EVER again! Im threw w/ all this BS! I cant handle it.

Ive prolly already been a dad for 2 weeks now... this really blows And do u think i even got a phone call to say that im a father! NO!! like

Posted by DigDeep on Apr-01-2005 16:20:

its time people.

squirrel porn

Posted by DigDeep on Apr-01-2005 16:22:

too hot for words.

Posted by Moral Hazard on Apr-01-2005 16:24:

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ noice! Too bad there are no vids

Posted by DigDeep on Apr-01-2005 16:29:

quote:
Originally posted by Moral Hazard
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ noice! Too bad there are no vids

i know. i so need my squirrel fix right now. like so bad.

Posted by DarkAngel on Apr-01-2005 16:30:

I gotta give ya credit for thread title originality.

That is all, thank you.

Posted by Moral Hazard on Apr-01-2005 16:34:

Hey, did you know that the city of Calgary has a municiple bi-law agaist the sexual malestation of squirles in city owned parks? I'm not kidding, there is actually a Bi-law.... what scares me is that in order to pass a Bi-law one must assume they had a problem.... I mean they don't just make a bi-law like that for fun..... "and as our final piece of business.... what the hell, It's illegal to fuck squirles." Dirty fuckin' Albertans!

Posted by DigDeep on Apr-01-2005 16:41:

quote:
Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Hey, did you know that the city of Calgary has a municiple bi-law agaist the sexual malestation of squirles in city owned parks? I'm not kidding, there is actually a Bi-law.... what scares me is that in order to pass a Bi-law one must assume they had a problem.... I mean they don't just make a bi-law like that for fun..... "and as our final piece of business.... what the hell, It's illegal to fuck squirles." Dirty fuckin' Albertans!

........in a related story, penis enlargement surgery has risen 157% in Alberta over the past year.

Posted by Moral Hazard on Apr-01-2005 16:49:

I'm trying to figure out the logistics of doin' a squirl.... a) there has to be a lot of lube involved, b) one would have to wrap the squirl in something to support it and keep it from rupturing....

Posted by e*motion on Apr-01-2005 18:00:

gimme that, gimme that, gimme that nut!

Posted by Jem_hadar on Apr-01-2005 18:18:

quote:
Originally posted by e*motion
gimme that, gimme that, gimme that nut!

Posted by DarkAngel on Apr-01-2005 18:35:

quote:
Originally posted by e*motion
gimme that, gimme that, gimme that nut!

Posted by bARTovsky on Apr-01-2005 18:41:

FLYING SQUIRREL

Posted by e*motion on Apr-01-2005 18:47:

WoW... I just found the perfect vid for this thread.
enjoi

cLiCk Me

Posted by Moral Hazard on Apr-01-2005 19:03:

^^^^^ is that video for real or did I have some messed up flashback just then

Posted by djeso on Apr-01-2005 19:21:

quote:
Originally posted by bARTovsky
FLYING SQUIRREL

that's cruel

Posted by DJ_Elyot on Apr-01-2005 21:49:

LMFAO! This thread is jokes!

Posted by dance2dabeat on Apr-02-2005 02:00:

halarious...Squirrels!!!!

ohhh that reminds of a question I should post!!!

Posted by joinT on Apr-02-2005 02:07:

quote:
Originally posted by e*motion
gimme that, gimme that, gimme that nut!

Posted by Surreal JRS on Apr-02-2005 02:33:

quote:
Originally posted by e*motion
WoW... I just found the perfect vid for this thread.
enjoi

cLiCk Me

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Gonads and Strife!

LOL

Old but still makes me laugh.